At this time, Zhong Wuyan and Lu Ban also came over to ambush Chen Mo.

"Don't have a long memory? Lanling will play with you! Walk you! ”

Chen Mo shouted violently, cut to the king of Lanling, and immediately made a big move to stealth, and approached Xiao Luban unscrupulously, followed by 231 consecutive moves, a set of seconds to kill Xiao Luban!

He didn't even have a chance to transform.

“quatary- kill！”

Zhong Wuyan was furious, and hit Chen Mo's body with a hammer, petrifying it, and then spun in a circle, seeing that Chen Mo was about to be killed.

"Taiyi will play with you!"

At the moment when there was only a trace of blood skin left, Chen Mo did not hurry to incarnate into Taiyi Zhenren, and easily put a big move.

Because of the pure mage equipment used by Chen Mo's Taiyi, he was resurrected with three-quarters of his blood two seconds after he died.

"Luban will play with you!"

Hammer Mom has no ultimate, no skills, Chen Mo didn't want to directly incarnate as Lu Ban, flashed and suddenly burst into Hammer Mom's face, and shot out!

This little cannon shot, biubiubiu!

Zhong Wuyan was about to cry.

He has been playing games for so long, and it is the first time that he has been beaten in the face by Xiao Luban!

has taken so many heads, the economy is ahead, and Zhong Wuyan has not made a big move.

Chen Mo's Lu Ban can be said to be standing in place, so he let Zhong Wuyan run and beat Yazhan to death!

“penta-kill！”

Five kills!

Battle of the Contract Five Kills!

Chen Mo immediately pretended to be forced and said: "Old Tie, if you want to kill five times in the contract battle, the difficulty is more difficult than even getting two five kills in the ranking!"

What do you say about this wave of operations?

Is it slippery enough? ”

“6666666666！”

"Please take my knees, hang the king!"

"Damn, it's not too cool to watch one hero after another cut out!"

"I really want to try it, all heroes can cut the plug-in!"

The five people on the other side obviously knew that Chen Mo had cheated on him, and scolded Chen Mo in the spring water.

resurrected again, Chen Mo single-handedly ambushed in the middle.

As soon as the five of them arrived at the middle road tower, Chen Mo immediately shouted and operated!

"Zetian will play with you!"

Wu Zetian's big move was released instantly!

"Angela plays with you!"

Angela's three skills were released in an instant, and the five of them were directly strung into sugar gourds.

"Zhaojun will play with you!"

Wang Zhaojun's 2 skills are frozen, and the ultimate move is also out!

"Su Lie plays with you!"

Su Lie's ultimate charge was full, and he smashed it down!

"Luna plays with you!"

The five people who were hammered were all bloodbroken, Chen Mo incarnated as Luna, and the moon was infinitely connected!

Complete the Five Kills Harvest again!

Six minutes, two five kills!

The other side could not stand this humiliation at all and decisively chose to surrender.

A wave of fish balls and gifts came over, and Chen Mo's wallet bulged a lot again.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Chen Mo smiled and said, "Old Tie, today's live broadcast is here."

The old rules, a few small dirty segments, broadcast down! ”

"The Jade Rabbit in the Moon Palace is dying.

Before dying, he struggled and said to Chang'e, who was holding him, 'I can't do it......

Chang'e cried and said, 'Little Bunny, tell me your last words, and I will definitely help you do it.' ’

The Jade Rabbit said weakly, 'I just want to be able to eat one... There is no fishy smell... Target... Carrots...'"

"Poof......

"Chang'e steals the radish of the little rabbit in the Moon Palace all the year round and pickles it with a certain part, it's too shameful!"

"Smoke Hurt Little Bunny!"

"The hanging king who talks about small dirty sections that I like is back!"

After a pause, Chen Mo continued: "When I was in junior high school, I didn't like to listen to classes, and the teacher called my father over to sit next to me in a fit of anger.

In class, my father became addicted to smoking, and unconsciously took out his cigarette to light it.

As soon as the teacher saw it, he shouted: "This parent, do you know the rules of the school?!"

My dad smiled and said, "I understand."

When he stood up, he gave cigarettes to the classmates around him, and said in his mouth: Come on, come on, light them all.

Later, my dad and I stood outside the classroom......

Suddenly, my dad slapped his thigh: He deserves it! I forgot to send it to the teacher! ”

"That's right, if you don't give the teacher a cigarette, don't you deserve to be punished?"

"Daddy really doesn't understand the rules at all!"

"Let the smoke first let the older generation and the big leaders, do you still need me to teach this?"

"No wonder Hang Wang often smokes, it must be that my father often let me smoke when I was a child."

Chen Mo smiled and said, "The last paragraph will be broadcast!"

There was a woman dressed in a mink who was dragged into a small dark alley by gangsters.

The frenzied gangster gestured with a knife and said, 'Take it off!' ’

The woman trembled and said, 'Big brother, it's too cold, can you take off your pants and not take off your clothes?' ’

The frenzied gangster said in Mandarin with a strong flavor of big ballast: 'Roll the calf, don't look at your virtue, who do you insult?!' What kind of pants do you take off, I want you to be a mink!! ’”

"Sure enough, if you look ugly, you can't be by a strong woman!"

"The woman's face changed at that time, she put the gangster down, took off her pants and said: 'I robbed myself, and I will finish the robbery while crying!' Then he sat up frantically and moved on his own. ”

"Talent upstairs!"

……

……

At night, Zhou Shuai was sitting on the second floor of his villa, in his own room, watching the horror movie playing on the computer intently.

In other words, Zhou Shuai is actually a very timid person, he still wets the bed when he is eight years old, he doesn't dare to sleep alone when he is ten years old, and he doesn't dare to go out alone at night when he is twelve years old......

This is too far from his usual arrogant and domineering image.

So Zhou Shuai came up with a trick, that is, in the dead of night, he hid alone in the room and watched horror movies......

Although I was scared at the beginning, I was scared and screamed under the quilt, but now I have slowly exercised some courage, at least dare to sleep by myself, dare to go to the toilet without turning on the light at night, and dare to go out at night.

Tonight, he turned on a foreign horror film called "Latent/Shadow Room", turned off the lights, closed the curtains, and nervously folded his hands and watched it.

When I saw a huge grimace about to open the door and catch the male protagonist......

"Knock knock!"

There was a sudden knock on his door.

"Ahh......h

A butt sat on the ground: "Who?" Who? Who? ”

The door was opened, and Zhou Shuai looked at it, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Lu Shao, you came to me to say it in advance! Why are you so mysterious, this scares me!

I have to change my pants again! Zhou Shuai said unhappily.

Lu Wenxiao looked at Zhou Shuai with wet pants speechlessly, not knowing if he was right this time.

But thinking of Yang Yuchan's beautiful face, the evil fire in his heart continued to rise.

The doors and windows, Lu Wenxiao closed them all, and closed the curtains and the like tightly, so he was relieved.

Zhou Shuai couldn't help but be speechless: "Brother, you don't have any intentions for me, right?" I can tell you, I don't do it! ”