Chapter 05: Immortal Body!

I said...... Hey, concubine, didn't you tell you to squat on that pair of puppy men and women, why did you run back again, murdering your own teacher, you are! Zhu Mingtong said with a dissatisfied face.

The mortal body, that is the mortal body of the flesh, is really going to die!

The mortal body is dead, and he has worked in vain all these years, and his performance is cleared!!

"Teacher Zhu, don't think about it, it's just that the pursuit has failed, this is a normal thing." The stunningly beautiful girl without makeup said anxiously.

"Concubine, don't do it, this joke is not good at all...... Hey, you're not a concubine. ”

Zhu Mingtong observed the girl.

This girl looks exactly the same as the concubine fairy, but there is a little less fairy tone, which will make her look like she lacks that unique temperament.

recalled that the concubine little fairy had said before that her mortal body was also in this school, and she was a senior in high school......

Depend on!

This girl is the mortal body of a concubine and a little fairy!

How did she get here......

Moreover, his mortal body and the mortal body of the concubine and the little fairy seem to know each other!

In the fairy world, there is a mortal department, and this department deals with human affairs, including the Yuelao department......

In order to respond to the concept of "must go deep into the people" of the heavenly court, the immortals in the human department mandatorily require that every immortal must have a mortal body in the human world.

This mortal body is similar to the immortals who go directly to reincarnation, but when they cross the Nai He Bridge, they don't drink Meng Po soup, so all the immortals who are reincarnated as humans will retain the memories and thoughts of the immortals.

But in the process of growing up, mortals will develop an independent personality on their own, which is no different from ordinary people.

Therefore, immortals like Zhu Mingtong and concubines will produce similar ways similar to the two personalities in the end.

The mortal body is a kind of personality, and there is no difference between living as an ordinary person.

And when the immortal body is asleep and the soul wandering is not monitored, sometimes it will not know what its mortal body has done.

In short, Zhu Mingtong didn't remember that he had seen a concubine before recruiting a concubine and a little fairy, but his mortal body knew the mortal body of the concubine.

If you think about it carefully, Zhu Mingtong is the psychology teacher here, probably what psychological problems does the concubine have with her mortal body, and she has consulted her mortal body Zhu Xiaoming.

"I'm fine, I'm fine, that classmate, why don't you go to class and run to the teacher's office?" Zhu Mingtong asked.

"I ...... I'm just a little worried about you, teacher, and I've rejected a lot of people, including some extreme and naΓ―ve boys who threatened to jump off the bridge and jump into the river, I understand that feeling, so just now I heard a lot of classmates saying that you were stalking and being rejected, so I hurried over to take a look, and sure enough, you didn't withstand this blow. The concubine said.

The corners of Zhu Mingtong's mouth began to twitch when he heard this.

What is it that I have also rejected a lot of people, so you know how they feel......

"I'm turning on the air conditioner, the remote control of the air conditioner is broken, classmates, don't worry about the teacher, then I'll go to the infirmary to wipe the alcohol, it's nothing, you can go back to class quickly." Zhu Mingtong said.

"That's it, then I misunderstood, teacher, it's okay if you're okay." The mortal body of the concubine said.

"Go, go, alas!"

……

Zhu Mingtong went to the infirmary and wiped the alcohol.

Immortals have a lot of spells, but immortals like them, who are deeply rooted in the people, must accumulate a little bit of their own immortal skills through their own achievements.

Zhu Mingtong's immortal skills are relatively limited now, at least he won't wave his hand and let his wounds heal immediately.

When he arrived at the infirmary, Zhu Mingtong found that the little nurse was also secretly laughing at herself......

Sure enough, this matter has spread throughout the school, and there are many versions of it, the most prevalent of which is: I stalked Lu Qiqi's sister to death, and was angrily rejected by Lu Qiqi's sister, so I held a grudge and forcibly broke up Lu Qiqi and Tong Xiaozhong, who were true lovers!

Damn, this is a task assigned by the director of the teaching department, how did it become my own psychological distortion and hold a grudge!!

"Teacher, the director of the teaching office will let you go." The little nurse seemed to see the group message and hurriedly said to Zhu Mingtong.

"Okay, I'll go."

Zhu Mingtong put a gauze on his head and went to the office of the director of the teaching office.

The bald director of the teaching office sat there with a pair of eyes staring at Zhu Mingtong with extremely unfriendly eyes.

"Teacher Zhu, now the school has spread." The director of the teaching office said straight to the point.

"I know." Zhu Mingtong rolled his eyes.

"Although the psychological counselor is idle, but you have to be able to take responsibility, if you haven't dealt with this pair of puppy love students who have ruined the school's atmosphere in a week, then you can write your own resignation letter, after all, your own affairs have begun to have a negative impact on the school." The director of the teaching office said aggressively.

Zhu Mingtong listened, and almost wanted to rush up and grab the old bald donkey's tie and beat him fatly.

But in the end, I held back.

His mortal body is cowardly and timid, and his psychological endurance is extremely poor, if he does such an outrageous thing, he will ruin his future, causing him to really hang himself, and he will finish playing!

"I'll do my best." Zhu Mingtong replied with a calm breath.

"Okay, don't be so ambitious in the future, in fact, Xiao Luo in the infirmary is also good, men, you can't always think about those women who are good-looking and have a good temperament, it's easy to suffer a big loss." said the director of the Office of Instruction.

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Xiao Luo in the infirmary, can that also be called a woman?

The posture of giving injections to people is similar to that of a strong man selling pork rolling up his sleeves and filling pigs with water.

returned to his psychological counseling office, and Zhu Mingtong found that this was quite important to the matter of the puppy love student.

On the one hand, he is an important case in his duties as a mandarin duck, and on the other hand, he is also a work in his mortal school......

Then you can't be sloppy!

I have to tear it down to death!

It's been a while since there's been this kind of mandarin duck that makes you want to fight to death from the bottom of your heart!

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"West Tiger, West Tiger." The concubine fairy finally returned, and she came down from the ceiling like a ghost.

"By the way, I saw your mortal body yesterday...... Forget it, put this matter aside, what did you find? Zhu Mingtong asked.

"Actually, it's nothing, it's just that Tong Xiaozhong had a shameful dream, but fifteen-year-old boys will have such dreams." The concubine and the little fairy looked accustomed to it.

"Describe it specifically." Zhu Mingtong said.

"Shrimp?? Xihu, you're a little petty. The concubine little fairy said.

"What a mess, I'm distracted, how can I think about that kind of spring dream, forget it, I asked directly, who is the object of his shameful dream? Is it Lu Qiqi? Zhu Mingtong asked directly.