Chapter 32: A Different Kind of Youth
Although the boss lady treats her subordinates very well, being a network administrator is never an easy job.
Due to the proximity of Ziyun Internet Cafe to the High School Affiliated to Normal University, some middle school students often come to surf the Internet, and it is sometimes very tiring to serve them. For example, sometimes after school, six or seven people will come to Hula and shout: "Network administrator, open seven machines." Asked how long they had been on the line, they said, "One hour." One hour later, they shouted, "Network administrator, add money!" Ask them how much they add, and they say, "Five cents per machine!" "But these students may be here for hours, and then they need to add five cents to each other, until each of them spends six or seven dollars, and then they come back.
Sometimes, some people will call the network manager to buy things, if it is in the Internet café, it is fine, but some people in the society will let the network manager buy lunch boxes, buy cigarettes, in this case, it is often difficult to deal with it, they think that this is a matter of course, if there is a disagreement, it may be a fight. Once, Lao Zhang was almost beaten because he was repairing a machine for a customer and accidentally touched another customer's leg, but fortunately, there were many students in the Internet café at that time, and he was dissuaded in time to escape.
Regarding the memories after leaving the campus, Lao Zhang felt extremely confused. Although it is very stable in Ziyun Internet Cafe, many times, he faces some scenes that often make him feel helpless:
Someone was hiding in the corner*** while jerking off, because of the violent action, the mouse and keyboard fell to the ground.
Someone played "Super Dancer" and asked Lao Zhang to help press F5.
Someone will call Lao Zhang over solemnly and ask: "Network administrator, how much is a bag of instant noodles for five cents?" ”
Some people can't turn on.,Can't switch input method.,Can't convert letters and lowercase letters.,Can't QQ voice.,Need to be taught by Lao Zhang.。
Someone plays a private server.,Won't download the login.,Even if you enter the game, you won't quit.,The private server is closed and says there's a problem with the machine in the Internet café.。
Some people can't turn on the microphone for voice chat, saying that the headset of the Internet café is broken.
Some people watched movies that were not in Mandarin, and even asked Lao Zhang: "Network administrator, are there any hairy movies to watch?" Lao Zhang said no, and the man complained to the proprietress that the Internet café was not full of movies.
Someone QQ login can't say that the machine is not good, Lao Zhang ran over to see, the password is wrong, and told him that the password is the last six digits of his ID number. The man asked Lao Zhang, "What is my ID number?" ”
When someone sees that his friend is not online, he will ask Lao Zhang to help him call his friend online.
Someone hit a CS, someone put a smoke bomb, he was flashed, and shouted: "Network administrator!" It's dead! Come and ......"
Someone asked Lao Zhang: "Network administrator, why don't I have Q coins here, you help me download some Q coins......" Lao Zhang could only smile bitterly: "If I can get Q coins, I don't have to work here." ”
Zhao Weiyang once saw a freshman, a woman, who took a video from a netizen he didn't know, called Lao Zhang over, and asked, "Who is the person in my video?" Then he asked Lao Zhang: "How do you type?" Lao Zhang asked him, "Don't you know how to type?" She said, "Yes." Lao Zhang said: "Then you can just type." At the same time, help her adjust the input method. After a while, the girl called Lao Zhang again: "Network administrator, why can't I type!" Lao Zhang asked: "What words do you want to type that you can't type?" The girl said, "Let's say 'hello' first!" Lao Zhang helped her fight. Then the girl said, "Don't go, just sit next to me and help me type." ”
Another scary-looking girl asked Lao Zhang to pretend to be her current boyfriend to video with her ex-boyfriend, but Lao Zhang refused at first. So the girl was moaning in the Internet café, snorting, and begging, and then Lao Zhang couldn't resist and agreed, and when he saw the video, there was a strong man with a tattoo of a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right, and asked Lao Zhang directly: "Where are you?" I'm going to hack you to death! ”
There is also an old aunt, as soon as she entered the Internet café, she asked Lao Zhang: "Young man, is the computer here equipped with network cables?" Lao Zhang said: "It's loaded." The old aunt asked again: "Do you have five strokes?" Lao Zhang said: "It's loaded." The old lady said again: "Then call your boss to teach me to play five strokes!" ”
When encountering the above situation, Lao Zhang always looked helpless.
Compared with these helplessness, there is one point that Lao Zhang has always been very complacent, that is, when he was a network administrator, he saw all the situations in life. People who come to the Internet café have all kinds of things, different occupations, different life experiences, and different lifestyles, all of which can be presented in front of the network administrator. Because of seeing these people, I will cherish my current life even more.
In addition, there is another point that Lao Zhang did not say, but Zhao Weiyang can see that Lao Zhang understands the rules. Even if you can talk to the students again, there are still your own rules for being a network administrator, especially for male network administrators. Yun Feifei can joke with male students at will, but Lao Zhang can't. For example, at night, some girls often ask Lao Zhang "How much does the network management package cost", and Lao Zhang wants to laugh and say "I can't sell my art or my body". Therefore, in addition to studying network technology diligently, Lao Zhang's energy is spent on games. This is the foundation of his life as a network administrator.
In recent days, several nearby Internet cafes have organized fans of "Heroes of the Three Kingdoms" to compete with each other, and Lao Zhang's ID is "Ziyun Internet Cafe", and after winning a few games, it has expanded the fame of Ziyun Internet Cafe. Therefore, the proprietress waved her hand and allowed Lao Zhang to use his leisure to play games during work.
Even so, Lao Zhang still tactfully advised Zhao Weiyang to spend more time on studying and not to repeat his tragedy. He often said, "Students, learning is the most important thing." ”
"Brother, who are you going to educate?" This time, as soon as Lao Zhang finished speaking, someone asked him if it was a person sitting behind him. Zhao Weiyang knows, his name is Huang Tian, and he is the president of the "Circle" Literature Club of the School of Literature of Normal University, with the same major as Zhao Weiyang, but not in the same class.
"He's my cousin, and the only one of my friends and family who knows what I'm doing in Springs." Lao Zhang said.
Zhao Weiyang took a look and found that Huang Tian also landed in "Heroes of the Three Kingdoms", but he didn't play the game, but just looked for a female number to send a friend application to someone in the game platform from room to room. Look at his ID again, it is very in line with the current college life: empty, lonely and cold.
Is college empty and lonely? Looking at Lao Zhang and Huang Tian, Zhao Weiyang naturally thought of his living state. On that day, he gave up the opportunity to go to a better university for Qin Yang, and in the end he was poured cold water. Now when I think back to myself in high school, I can really describe it as "very stupid and naïve". Now, he's glad he was able to get out early. Nowadays, I am free from the Internet, and occasionally go to the library to read books, which is also a good time.