Facts have proved that the gods and horses of the palace fighting drama are all deceitful.

It's like the kind of worldview of "taking out a girl casually is too short-hearted and ruthless, with a broken IQ and a good plan", even in the infinite stream, it is definitely a super high difficulty with a survival rate of almost zero, after all, "mortal wisdom" is obviously difficult to survive in that environment.

Of course, Yi Cheng has to admit that at least among the female saviors he knows, such as Mentor Hong, even if it is really put into the cross-palace fighting drama, it is still a ruthless character such as the villain boss Donggong Niangniang, a girl like Crystal who is kind but also good at thinking, or Bai Ze, who can usually do anything to achieve his goals, can obviously maintain his place in the harem.

In addition, the Soul Breaker, a rare animal in modern society, usually only relies on big breasts and cuteness to please the king, and there is no need to worry about survival at all, and the dragoons are obviously well versed in the philosophy of "if you don't lose the festival, you can't live".

"But if you follow this line of thinking...... Emerald flowers and fiery red seem to be able to mix up a piece of heaven with their personalities. ”

Originally, it was just a thought that came from feeling, but in the end, Yi Cheng suddenly felt extremely frightened to think about it.

After making trouble for a long time, he, the protagonist who has no highlights except for mouth cannons, turned out to be the one with the weakest survivability!

All right...... In fact, in the final analysis, the mouth cannon or something is not really completely useless, after all, Yi Cheng just used the mouth cannon of proficiency ax to persuade the two enemy generals to quit...... However, considering the obvious lack of palace fighting atmosphere abroad, thinking about it this way, there is actually nothing to show off about the results just now.

"At the end of the day...... It's still a different difficulty map. ”

Considering that foreign palace fights often develop into weapon fights and even bed fights, Yi Cheng silently gave an evaluation of "weak explosion" in his heart, and then lowered his voice and asked Crystal.

"Who were those two just now?"

“……”

Crystal, who has always been unfazed by any situation, was silent for a moment, and after tilting his head and staring at Yi Cheng seriously for a long time, he slowly opened his mouth.

"Codenamed 'Lilith', the leader of the younger generation of the "Pigeon" of the Salvation Organization of the United States, it is said that he is expected to become the leader of the Messiah in the future. ”

“…… It seems to have offended a terrible person. ”

Although it is impossible to connect the dignified leader with the little sister with a cigarette in her mouth and heavy makeup, it is ...... Thinking about what she said to herself before leaving, Yi Cheng suddenly felt ...... It's really great to be a Celestial Empire person!

"What about the other one?"

Although he inadvertently offended the big man who might lead a country as a savior in the future, in Yi Cheng's opinion, things will not get worse anyway, so this second question is actually purely incidental.

However, Crystal's answer immediately made his broken and broken mentality collapse instantly.

"Codename 'Eve', Director of the Secretariat of the United Nations Savior Administration."

Probably worried that Yi Cheng didn't understand the meaning of this position, Crystal added to the stunned him later.

"The main function of the Secretariat, in addition to handling the day-to-day work of the United Nations Savior Management Office and the aftermath, is itself the department responsible for managing the aftermath of the United Nations Mission."

“……”

What about the pit daddy!

The leader of the future savior of a country is like a little sister, and he is full of fxck pencils and blue pools, even if you say that you are a secretary general, why do you hang a sign of a post-care commissioner and wander around the venue! We're going to have a private interview with you!

"So...... Crystal. ”

After realizing that he might have accidentally stabbed the big basket, Yi Cheng cautiously turned his eyes for help to the girl with a calm and calm face.

"Did I accidentally get into a little trouble?"

"Nope."

Crystal's answer made Yi Cheng ecstatic...... For a moment, because she hadn't finished her sentence.

"It's a big problem, in every sense of the word."

“……”

Facts have proved that if you find that the situation is not right and want to run away after finishing the matter, you must be decisive and never wait for the cause and effect of the matter to be figured out before acting.

Because, just when Yi Cheng had realized that his situation was not good this time and was ready to slip away for the time being, he was forced to sit down again by the crystal when he was slowly on his way in the future.

"It's too late, the meeting begins."

"I'm so stupid...... It's true. ”

Yi Cheng, who was crying and sad, looked at the rostrum, the leaders of the Salvation Organization from all over the world, the United Nations bigwigs, and extraterrestrial friends sitting one after another, not to mention the bad luck in his heart.

Because, he clearly saw that Eve, who had just been counted down by him, was present on the rostrum at this time, and even when he was seated, he even seemed to glance at Yi Cheng inadvertently, and the meaning was unknown.

At the same time, Lilith, who had just been taken away, hurried back to her seat - it turned out that penalties such as a ban on smoking were doomed to mean nothing to the top of the hierarchy, because as her ass was pressed against the chair, she had another one in her mouth.

"Look, I didn't light the fire this time."

She turned her head and shook the cigarette butt between her neat teeth in protest, shaking it up and down a few times at Yi Cheng.

"You'll need to worry a little, though, because I've decided to listen to you and check the hardness of your pencil for myself...... Like this. ”

“……”

Looking at the cigarette butt that was bitten off by her and spit on the ground, Yi Cheng suddenly felt a nervous throbbing pain in the crotch of his pants.

This is not a collection of stupid bunkers on the barrage network, but a real threat!

However, now, it is obviously too late to give in, so Yi Cheng still decided to continue to "resist" hard.

"Before that, can I ask you to remove your makeup and brush your teeth first? I don't want you to get it all smoke and lipstick......"

“…… We'll see, little pencil. ”

Lilith snorted, then turned away from Esei.

"Hoo ......"

Yi Cheng also breathed a sigh of relief - she thought that this girl would get under the chair and give herself a ride while she was unprepared, but now it seems that ...... He seems to have plenty of time to prepare.

"Crystals."

He grabbed the little hand of the girl beside him with a sincere face.

"Is it possible for you...... How about turning a part of my body into crystal, and then returning it to its original state after using it? ”