(In the future, I will change it from time to time.,Tell the story of a hundred years ago.,It's incoherent with the text.,If you want to see a continuous story, you can skip it.,But it's counted as a normal update.,Don't let me put it in the work.。 ）

"I don't want to work hard, where are you, rich woman? Why didn't you come to me yet? I want a beautiful voice, sweet breasts, big waist, thin buttocks, **** non-clingy rich woman. "In an extremely simple room, a young man lay on the floor, like a salted fish.

The room was empty except for an air conditioner, a computer and a small desk for a monitor.

Oh no, and a pair of big-flowered swim trunks on him.

His name doesn't matter, just break one and call him Xia Bai.

Xia Bai is an otaku, because his parents are alive, he has no sister and no house, so he is desperate to find that he can't be the protagonist of the novel.

In this case, it is better to be a little white face and be raised by a rich woman.

Although he has no skin in the sun for a long time, he has nothing to do with the little white face.

Of course, the rich woman did not appear. He salts fish in his room every day, even if there is a rich woman, he can't meet it, is it possible that he still falls from the sky?

In fact, Xia Bai himself is a little forced in his heart, he is the kind of person who is both envious and sentimental when he watches others go in and out on Valentine's Day, but when he has a sister paper to make an appointment, he gives priority to playing games.

Rich woman or something, he just shouted, even if he really came, he was afraid that people would brush his 5 cm diameter dragon with a brush.

Lying on the floor, blowing the air conditioner, Xia Bai gradually fell asleep.

When he woke up again, he was suffocated by a cerebral congestion. He opened his eyes and found a group of people standing in front of him, but why were they all head-to-foot?

Wrong! It's me under my head!

Xia Bai reacted at this time, it turned out that he was carried upside down.

My feet hurt! Who's so strong? I'm not Achilles, and you're not my mother, what are you doing!

"What are you doing! Let go, let go of me! Xia Bai struggled a few times, but the other party's hand was like a vice clamping his foot and neck, and it was futile to let him struggle.

Just when Xia Bai gradually became confused due to brain congestion, he vaguely heard a conversation.

"Sect Master, this guy seems to be a mortal, not like he can appear here on his own, could it be that someone is calculating us?"

"Let him go," another nice voice said, "let them calculate, I'm bored." ”

"Yes."

Finally, Xia Bai felt like he had landed. The back touched a hard object, and it was a little cold, and it felt like a pile of stones.

He barely managed to get to his feet, and when he looked back, it was a crumble of rubble.

He looked around again, and found that it was dark at some point, but there seemed to be a fire all around, and it was full of firelight, so he illuminated this side brightly.

The person who picked him up just now was a middle-aged man, wearing a set of Hanfu and a cyan robe, looking like a character in a costume movie. Look at the others, there are men and women, and they are all wearing ancient costumes.

Is this a film made by the film and television city...... That's weird!

Xia Bai's brain was squeezed by the door panel, so he would think that this was the filming site, which crew would have someone who could lift him upside down with one hand? It's not that he blows, he is still very confident in his weight, and with the physique of the uncle next to him, it is absolutely impossible to carry him up with one hand and still carry him so steadily.

It's not normal, it's so abnormal.

And there are no cameras, lighting artists, or sound recorders around...... Nothing but firelight.

[Oh no, I can't be hallucinating from reading too many novels, right? ] 】

He touched his ankle, and the pain was still there, and it didn't look like a dream.

Could this be a ...... Through?

Compared with the filming of the crew, Xia Bai is more willing to believe that he has really crossed over.

For while he was bewildered, a head flew from the sky and shouted, "Sinai! ”

In an instant, judging by his self-taught Japanese proficiency of reading countless films, it should mean "go to death".

This head is really big, like a big field. After this bite, an SUV will also be chewed into a pork crispy bone.

However, the huge head was only halfway through the flight when it began to spontaneously combust. After a brief scream, it completely disappeared into midair.

Special effect?

Lao Tzu is special to your horse!

Such a natural spontaneous combustion, if Xia Bai really believed that this was a special effect, he felt that he could sprinkle some cumin and roast it in the fire.

Mom, it seems like it's really crossed over now.

What's this crowd around? The force value looks very high, will I be burned to death?

[Don't, I'm still single, the FFF group won't burn me! ] 】

Just when he was thinking about these messy things, a pair of snow-white slender thighs suddenly met his eyes.

"Goo." Xia Bai subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and then looked up. When he saw that face, his heart stopped beating for a moment.

"Too ...... It's so beautiful, ah, I'm dead! He clutched his heart and fell.

He once saw a news that a Japanese otaku was shouted "Ernie sauce" by a loli, and was so cute that he died on the spot.

Unexpectedly, one day, he also fell into the same fate.

"What are you thinking?" She asked.

"I'm thinking, if I die like this, I feel like this life is worth it." Maybe his brain was muddy, and he actually said what was in his heart, and he was completely unconscious.

"Heh," she had seen many men who were amazed by her beauty, but this was the first time she had ever seen such a two, "Tell me, where did you come from?" What are you here for? ”

Maybe he felt that his life was worth it, and no matter how much he wasted, he would make money, Xia Bai habitually peeled it: "Where did it come from?" I came from where I was supposed to be, I came to see you, and when I saw you, I fell in love with you. ”

"The last one has been burned to a dry corpse by me, do you want to try it?"

"Yes, but it's not necessary, because looking at you, I'm going to get hot, and I'll be burned to ashes in no time." On weekdays, he can only type out the words with the keyboard, but this time they all poured out.

She suddenly opened her mouth, revealing a pair of sharp fangs: "Then are you going to continue to say that?" ”

"Your teeth are so white, so neat, your tongue is so cute, are you the leek dumplings you had for dinner? There's a naughty leek leaf between your teeth. ”

She quickly closed her mouth, and her tongue subconsciously swept around her teeth.

Deciding that it was a psychopathy, she got up and planned to leave.

"Huh? Are you leaving? ”

"Or else?"

"Aren't you going to burn three moles on the soles of my feet and declare that I'm all over my body, including these swimming trunks, yours from now on?"