Taoist temple, living room.

At this time, on a couch, from left to right, they were, Lan Sui, Mi Peier, and Zhan Yuan Xun. It is equivalent to this boyfriend and girlfriend, who forcibly sandwiched Mi Peier in the middle. The sofa is not too long, and it is already a little cramped.

And, when Mi Pei'er said that she was going to use her body to repay Lan Sui's food, she became even more crowded. Because Zhan Yuan Xun was leaning on her body at this time, he reached over with one hand and patted Lan Sui's shoulder and asked:

"Suijun, can you explain in detail what do you think about the way to repay food with your body?"

"I definitely didn't think of Mi Pei'er's snow-like skin!"

This was Lan Sui's first reaction after hearing Zhan Yuan's words.

I didn't think about anything!

This was Lan Sui's second reaction in his heart.

However, when facing his girlfriend, such simple words will definitely not work.

Why, because it's too simple. And not being able to utter the words of dog food is the most unforgivable thing when a couple gets along.

The brain turned sharply, and Lan Sui also thought of words in an instant.

I saw him say with affection in his eyes: "My heart is always thinking of your flesh!" ”

At this time, the reasonable woman should have slapped Lan Sui with a blushing face. It's embarrassing to look like her, but she's certainly very happy in her heart.

However, Zhan Yuan's reaction was:

"Suijun, I'll call the police!"

"Huh! Why? Lan Sui asked in shock.

"Because, your words can already be regarded as sexual harassment. It's like you turn words into yes beeps to touch my body. ”

It was not easy for Zhan Yuan Xun to say a long sentence. However, a certain silenced word in the words made Lan Sui feel very uncomfortable.

"Smoke, we're boyfriend and girlfriend first and foremost. So, it's not sexual harassment. At most, it's just a little joke with an H meaning between boyfriend and girlfriend.

It's like the last time you discussed the weight of my beep with Jing Zi. Lan Sui covered his face and said.

"Oh, I see." Zhan Yuan Xun nodded in agreement with such words.

"Also, there are a lot of children here now, if possible. I think it's better not to use beep directly, it's better to describe it in such direct words. ”

Lan Sui said his own concept to Zhan Yuan.

However, at this time, Kagawa Jingzi recovered from her daze and said to Lan Sui:

"However, when we were in elementary school, we were taught to beep, and we were also taught that if an uncle used his beep to touch our girls' beep, he had to call the police immediately."

"That's all there is to it!" Zhan Yuan Xun nodded, confirming his words.

And, Lan Sui and Mi Pei'er instantly had petrified expressions.

"Synima Cow Break!"

"Dongying, okay!"

The two said different feelings.

The meaning is the same anyway. Just beware of pedophilia. It's the kind of guy who talks about the death penalty all day long, and who earns three years of blood, and immediately calls the police after meeting him.

Well, though. People in the Dongying industry,It seems that I like to do this kind of anime the most~

Tut~

Anyway, that's the end of the pre-dinner discussion. All in all, Lan Sui and Mi Peier once again refreshed their three views.

Of course, why Lan Sui, a guy who grew up in Dongying, doesn't know such knowledge points. It can only be said that the self-proclaimed veteran driver does not need to take any physiology classes.

So sleeping in his class, of course, Lan Sui didn't favor one over the other, and he was also sleeping in other classes!

After the recollection, everyone plus a demon and a zombie also came to the dinner table to enjoy Ban Yuehui's increasingly exquisite cooking skills.

Half an hour later.

After dinner, before sleepiness.

Lan Sui, Zhanyuan Xun, and Kagawa Jingzi fought the landlord. After watching the TV series, Mi Peier and Zashiki Boy have started watching anime.

"Call the landlord!"

Lan Sui looked at the double kings, three 2s, and three As in his hand, and felt that he had a great advantage.

"Don't!" Kagawa Shizuzi looked at the cards in her hand, and eighteen folds were about to be squeezed out of her bun's face.

"Grab the landlord."

Quietly glancing at his cards, Zhanyuan Xun shouted.

"I'll rob it!" With this kind of advantageous game, no matter how you think about it, you can't lose.

Then, three hole cards are drawn.

Frowning, these three cards are useless, but become a burden.

He has a lot of cards in his hand, but there are more cards, and in this case he can only have an advantage by taking them apart.

With such a decision in his heart, he also threw a 3.

His subordinate is Shizuzushi Kagawa. She threw out an ace directly.

Seeing this A, Lan Sui and Zhan Yuan Xun frowned at the same time. After thinking for a few seconds, Zhan Yuan Xun actually threw out another 2.

Well~~~

Lan Sui looked at the big and small kings in his hands and began to weigh them.

"Suijun, did you receive a task today?" At this time, Zhan Yuan Xun folded the cards into a stack and put them in the palm of his hand, and asked Lan Sui.

"Well, a small task in Ying."

Nodding, Lan Sui finally decided: "Don't!" ”

There is a king who bombs her, and she still wants to be greedy.

Kagawa Shizuzi was even more straightforward, glanced at Zhan Yuan Xun and said, "Don't." ”

Hearing the words of the two families, Zhan Yuan Xun directly threw out a small stack of cards, and said, "Shunzi." ”

Lan Sui and Kagawa Jingzi looked at it intently, and it turned out to be: 345678. Six-card straight.

At this time, there are still 10 cards left in Zhanyuan's hand.

"Ten cards~" Lan Sui couldn't help but fall into thought.

"Small tasks, what kind of small tasks?" Zhan Yuan Xun asked curiously again.

"Ah~" Lan Sui came back to his senses and said to Zhan Yuanxun: "It's to protect a troublesome person, although I don't need to protect it." I'm an escort at best.

And, don't! Lan Sui finally decided to let go of another hand, he didn't believe that Zhan Yuan Xun didn't have a single card or a pair.

At this time, Kagawa Shizuzushi had almost guessed what the cards in Zhan Yuan's hand were, so he looked at Zhan Yuan Xun with a smile and said:

"Don't."

"So, Junko!"

Zhanyuan Xun threw out a straight hand again. This time it's 45678 Xiaoshun, but there are only 5 cards in his hand!

I couldn't bear it anymore this time, Lan Sui threw out the king bomb directly!

No one can afford this kind of card, and then Lan Sui also directly threw out a three-K with one.

After thinking for a few minutes, Kagawa Shizuzushi looked at the cards in his hand, and then looked at the cards in Zhanyuan Xun's hand, and said, "Don't!" ”

"Huh." And Zhan Yuan Xun smiled rarely, and then directly threw out four 10s.

"Bomb!"

"I'll you!" Lan Sui knew that he was cold. Because Zhan Yuan Xun only has one card at this time, and he has nothing in his hand.

And this kind of thing is like falling into a well, as if everyone can do it. Kagawa Shizuzuka also threw out 4 Qs with a smile on her face.

"Bomb!"

"It's all over!" Well, even if it's cold, you'll still be poked by someone.

Needless to say, Kagawa Shizuzi casually threw out a 3, followed by a J.

Farmers win!

Three bombs, one of which is a king bomb. It's a terrible loss.

"Suijun, take off your clothes!"

Zhan Yuan smoked his legs on top of each other, and his hands were on top of his thighs. Leaning down slightly, the chin resting on the palm of your hand. A playful smile flashed in his eyes as he spoke.