Zhao Dayue was quite talkative today, and others were also full of interest. Everyone chatted about online games, complained one after another, and after chatting for a long time, the topic unconsciously shifted to Zhao Dayue.

When he first entered the university, Zhao Weiyang thought that Zhao Dayue was the most honest person in the entire dormitory, very low-key, and there were not many stories. Occasionally, Zhao Dayue attracts the attention of others, only because he is fat, especially because his myopia is more serious, and his eyes are not very good. Due to the similar dormitory layout of undergraduate students, he often went to the wrong dormitory and bed in the wrong bed.

However, in the days of military training, some of Zhao Dayue's characteristics were exposed. One day, everyone trained to crawl forward with a gun after lying down. Zhao Dayue was stunned and found out that a boy was naked through the thick camouflage uniform, and came back and secretly wrote it down in a small notebook. This little book is very hidden and would not have been discovered. However, Li Gaochao and Fang Xin, who have always loved cleanliness, accidentally found this small notebook behind the suitcase on the balcony when they were cleaning up the messy dormitory.

The content of the small book is very detailed and the description is also wonderful. For example: on a certain day in a certain year, month, and location, in a certain location on campus, because of what kind of situation, where is the boy gone, what is the boy's appearance, how much is the height and weight assessment, and what is Zhao Dayue's own physiological reaction after witnessing the boy walking away, and then a comprehensive score is attached. After these contents, there are the results of Zhao Dayue's further investigation, such as which college the boy is from, where is his hometown, what his hobbies are, how many dormitory numbers and even his mobile phone number, whether he has a girlfriend, whether Zhao Dayue has the possibility of further development with him, etc...... After seeing these contents, Li Gaochao and Fang Xin couldn't calm down. Li Gaochao quickly told the others about it. Soon, the other seven people in the dormitory knew about it.

However, Zhao Dayue didn't know that his privacy had been discovered by everyone, and he still behaved seriously in front of everyone, showing a love for literature all day long, and actively joined various clubs of the Faculty of Letters. However, everyone clearly saw through the purpose of Zhao Dayue's joining the club. It's a pity that even though a lot of girls' names have been added to the small book, the conclusions obtained in it are still pessimistic.

One day, Zhao Weiyang accompanied Zhao Dayue to Quancheng Road to buy books, and passed by Quancheng Square by the way. Looking at the tall spring mark and countless handsome men and women from afar, Zhao Dayue suddenly felt that his spirit was full of spirit, the blood of the beast was boiling, and his eyes began to wander around. After a while, he went against the norm and talked about how to pursue older women.

At this moment, Zhao Dayue suddenly stopped, helped his glasses, pointed ahead, and said, "Hey, there is a sanitary napkin in front, and when the wind blows, it is still moving!" The golden wind and jade dew meet...... Woohoo, the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient......" While saying, Zhao Dayue sighed, as if he was looking forward to having something to do with himself on that sanitary napkin.

Zhao Weiyang fixed his eyes and saw where the sanitary napkin came from, which was clearly a holy white pigeon.

After coming back, Zhao Weiyang talked about the matter, and everyone laughed wildly, sighing that Zhao Dayue couldn't vent, so he could only swim for fun. Zhao Dayue's face was flushed, but once the obscene mask was exposed, he was not afraid, and his words pointed directly at everyone: "As the saying goes, freshman girls are cherries, and they look good or not; The sophomore girl is an apple, which is beautiful and delicious; The third-year girl is a strawberry, which is not beautiful but delicious; The senior girl is a tomato, and she thinks she is a fruit! Brothers, hurry up! Compared with you, although the temperament, mind, and heritage are far exceeded, I am despised by girls because of my weight. Nowadays, girls are more practical, and they don't look down on me anymore. You see, those girls who like Su Yu call Su Yu all day long, and the girls who walk on the road stare at Weiyang vigorously. Girls either like sweet words, or they like handsome faces. I actually secretly made harassing phone calls to two of the girls, but they just wouldn't dump me...... I had no choice but to draw bread to satisfy my hunger, hope for plums to quench my thirst, and begin to find my own goal among men. After all, whether it's a boyfriend or a girlfriend, it's all friends! ”

"Tell me, how did you make a harassing phone call?" Su Yu asked.

"Invite him to listen to music!"

"What music to listen to?"

I just said to him, please listen to the famous song "Dang" by the Power Train Band, and then knocked on the rice bowl with Fang Xin's small rice fork, making a 'bell' sound. Then he hung up. Then, around two o'clock in the second half of the night, I called her again and said, 'Your sleeping position is incorrect, please correct it'. ”

Li Gaochao rarely became a master, and pointed out: "What age is it now, QQ is not used much, and you are still using the extremely old-fashioned way of the last century." ”

Zhao Dayue scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "I read this method from a magazine in the library. ”

Su Yu said: "The magazines in our school library are all antiques from ten years ago. Now to contact girls, they are all contacted by social tools such as WeChat and Momo. ”

Zhao Dayue said: "I use WeChat to add others, but others always refuse. ”

Su Yu smiled: "Your WeChat avatar has always been a real photo of yourself, right?" Hehe, after seeing your photo, it's strange that I want to add you. You just need to change it. ”

Zhao Dayue said: "Su Yu, don't you also use real photos of yourself?" ”

Lei Yu said mercilessly: "Yes, it is for this reason that there are a bunch of wild bees and butterflies around him, and there is not even a ghost around you." Change it, just take a photo from Baidu, or simply use Weiyang. Of course, you can also use that Si Qian, if you make a mistake, you can also vent your anger for Weiyang. ”

Zhao Dayue said: "Is this okay? ”

Lei Yu said: "Don't you like both women and men? Tell you, there are a lot of boys in the physics college, but there are a few girls who are beautiful and like to play games, and you have a chance. It's really strange, the School of Physics is prosperous and yin, but the only few flowers and bones are so attractive! Of course, the boys in the Faculty of Physics are also very good, and you have a chance. ”

Fang Xin hurriedly offered advice: "Da Yue, you have to carefully follow the editing method of the development process of the plot of the movie, pay attention to the fact that the purpose is to reconstruct the entire process of an event and maintain the smoothness of the development of the plot of the movie." Therefore, the way you meet will not draw the other person's attention to the encounter itself. This is known in movies as non-marking editing, and it is one of the most commonly used editing methods in Hollywood......"

As soon as they heard Fang Xin's explanation, everyone felt that their brains hurt. The crowd shouted: "Stop! In the end, it was Zhang Danqing who picked up a piece of steamed bun and blocked Fang Xin's mouth.

Because most people have arrangements in the afternoon, Zhao Dayue only found Zhao Weiyang as a playmate for the time being. When they separated, they patted Zhao Weiyang on the shoulder one by one to encourage him, hoping that he would learn his skills well and win the meal in Taoli Yuan.

Along the way, Zhao Dayue naturally pointed at the red men and green women who passed by, and it was really a gender killing, and he didn't let go of any of them.

When he arrived at the door of the Internet café, Zhao Dayue began to speak at length: "To be honest, I'm bored too. You see, my glasses are so high, it's not actually caused by studying, it's because I stayed up all night playing games when I was in high school. Now that I think about the crazy energy at the beginning, I think it's really not worth it. The games that I played at the beginning looked classic, but now they all seem to be outdated. However, the game is much better now, but I'm tired of online games. If you slack off for a day, you may not be able to catch up with others in terms of level and equipment, and it is too tiring to play this kind of game. Which is this to play the game? It's clearly an overdraft of life, let the game play me! If you look at my weight, it's also caused by staying up late playing games and eating sweets desperately. I now go swimming in Black Tiger Springs every day, just to kill time and exercise. Hey, my lonely heart, when will it bloom? ”

Zhao Dayue shook his hair, thinking that he was very vicissitudes and cool, but unfortunately his hair didn't move, and the fat on his body trembled. Seeing that there was no reaction around him, he asked Zhao Weiyang suspiciously: "Isn't what I said just now very cool?" Why doesn't anyone pay attention to me! ”

Yun Feifei had already kicked at him: "Zip up your pants and go into the net!" ”