Chapter 1114: Heavenly Eunuch
According to common sense, she won't stay too long when she returns to the door, but Xie Daoyun is obviously an exception, in her current situation, as long as she doesn't leave for too long, it doesn't matter if she returns to the Wang family at all. As for the little adult Wang Xianzhi who brought over, this product has recently been hot with the little Xie Xuan of the Xie family.
The two of them are only one year old, and they are both little prodigies, they have to communicate a lot, and at the same time, they have to win a few times, and compared to Wang Xianzhi's little adult, Xie Xuan is not only lively and jumpy, but the interaction between the two is quite interesting.
Xie Daoyun's matter Xie An did not directly take the idea, but sent a letter to Jingzhou, in the end, Xie Yi is not only Xie Daoyun's father, but also the head of the Xie family. After sending the letter, he entertained Zhou Shaoyu for a few days, and decisively called his friends to bring his daughters, and I don't know where to go to the mountains and rivers.
At this time, Xie Daoyun finally arranged all the matters and invited Zhou Shaoyu to go to sea together.
Don't look at the Eastern Jin Dynasty is still very early, the overall technology is relatively backward, but the scope of understanding at sea is not too small, at least the Western Pacific and the Indian Ocean trade wind law has been recognized and used, if there has been no turmoil in the country too peaceful development, the first to open the age of exploration may not be the first to open the age of discovery, after all, the current era is really too early.
The Xie family is a family with the surname of Qiao, not a native family in the south, but it has been decades since they moved south, and when it comes to Xie Daoyun's generation, they are completely natives, and they have a sea boat and go to sea to play or something, which is really normal, even Xie An has done it less.
The only surprise is that there are still a lot of guests! And......
Looking at a group of Yin Yin Yanyan on the boat, Zhou Shaoyu was also drunk, except for the faceless crew, there was such a man as Zhou Shaoyu on the boat, and his intuition told him that Xie Daoyun was 100% going to do something, and he had to be careful and vigilant.
Xie Daoyun never appeared, and Zhou Shaoyu was not embarrassed to enter the ship's upstairs, but just stood on the deck and waited. Rao is like this, there are women in the building whispering and pointing and talking, after all, Zhou Shaoyu is the most famous and fiery person at the moment, who let this guy even get out of the thunder?
After a while, Xie Daoyun didn't come out, but a strange gentle girl came out of the other way.
"Concubine Gu, dare to ask, but Cai Langjun in person?" The girl asked, a little shy and nervous.
"Uh...... It is Cai, dare to ask, but is it Wujun Gu's? Zhou Shaoyu was suddenly vigilant, and said in his heart that he was afraid that Xie Daoyun did not plan to arrange it by himself.
"It's the people of Wu County." The girl admits it, and she doesn't know whether it's true or not. Then he said apologetically: "I went to the sea today, and there are many sisters, so I have to come to entertain me leisurely, and I hope that Haihan will be the place where I am sluggish." ”
Zhou Shaoyu was a little stunned, is the tone of this deputy master's family swollen? Didn't Xie Daoyun arrange it single-handedly?
Xu saw his doubts, and the girl explained: "This ship belongs to the Gu family. ”
Oh, there's nothing wrong with it, the Xie family must have a boat, but in terms of technology and inheritance in this regard, it is naturally not comparable to the Gu family of the Jiangnan clan, let's just say, how many years has the Xie family been here, where did such a big ship come from. Of course, it may be that the boat was indeed borrowed by the Gu family, but the person may not really be the sister of the Gu family, and if it is not good, it is really Xie Daoyun who specially arranged to pretend to be the person?
Zhou Shaoyu has not forgotten that Xie Daoyun's fragmented thoughts include the beauty plan. Well, why not tempt and temptation?
"It's okay, but Cai is nagging." Zhou Shaoyu said modestly, and then glanced at the girl seemingly unintentionally, and then was stunned for a moment, and then frowned, and said: "Gu Niangzi's face is ......."
The girl was stunned, and immediately became nervous, no one would deny Zhou Shaoyu's 'master' status at the moment, since Zhou Shaoyu said so, it must not be a good thing, and it is strange if there is no fear of it.
"There is no need to be afraid, but a few twists and turns, in addition, the obscure atmosphere is around, it is inevitable that there are hidden dangers, if you don't meet it, the result is difficult to say. However, since he has met with Zaixia, this is the fate, and he should be explained by Gu Niangzi, but this process is ...... But it's a little hard to say. After that, Zhou Shaoyu stared at people's faces tightly and wanted to see what was coming out.
Well, is this taking advantage of people under the guise of evil spirits?
Whether it is or not, it is obvious that this girl of the Gu family also wants to be a little crooked, and her face is suddenly ruddy, but she still says: "I still hope that Cai Langjun will solve the ......."
Zhou Shaoyu blinked, to be honest, he really didn't see if this girl was acting. With Zhou Shaoyu's current name, if he uses mysterious things to deceive people, he will definitely make many people cripple directly, and let them do whatever they want. Don't think that the big family is so smart, that is, the emperor, and there are fewer people who are fooled? Not to mention that this is what is popular nowadays, everyone believes it.
Hmm, let's see.
Avoiding the sight of the crowd and leading all the way to a side room to enter, the girl of the Gu family said timidly: "Dare to ask Cai Langjun, how to solve it?" ”
"This is simple, don't be afraid, don't panic, just leave everything to me." Zhou Shaoyu smiled evilly, as if he was going to turn into a big bad wolf. The Gu family's sister lowered her head and looked shy.
Moments later......
Touch...... The wooden door slammed open, and Xie Daoyun, who was dressed in men's clothes, crashed straight in, followed by a group of girls, and shouted: "How daring, An dares to bully the Gu family's sister." Ahh......h
But Zhou Shaoyu had long been hiding behind the door, and he was very immoral and leaned out a leg, where did Xie Daoyun, who was unaware of it, come over on guard? Suddenly lost his balance and was about to fall to the ground, even though he felt his arm being pulled violently, and when he reacted, he already looked like he was snuggling in his arms. Look at the Gu family girl again, sitting upright with her clothes intact, where is she half bullied.
"Look at how boring you are, with your wisdom, if you really want to design, it will be so simple, is it really stupid for Cai? Using the name of the Gu family like this, aren't you afraid that the Gu family will trouble you? Zhou Shaoyu said with a smile.
Xie Daoyun hurriedly broke free, and was held by someone who was not his own Langjun, which was really awkward. It's not right, if Wang Ningzhi really wants to do this, although he won't object, he will also be awkward. It's just that this situation will never happen now.
Xie Daoyun didn't answer the previous question, but said, "Who told you that the Gu family's sister is a fake?" Isn't it possible to pinch it? It seems that he is just a liar. ”
Zhou Shaoyu was surprised, is she really the sister of the Gu family? It's a shame that people are willing to mess around with you. Shaking his head, he said, "I didn't say how good I am, anyway, even if you succeed in designing?" After all, I won't lose, if I really have to do something, that time is not too short. Aren't you afraid that you will really take advantage of other people's Gu Niangzi? ”
"Although the Gu family's sister is gentle, she is not a weak woman." As he spoke, Xie Daoyun took out a short dagger from the long sleeves of the girl of the Gu family.
Zhou Shaoyu's face was strange, even if he had a dagger, if he really wanted to take advantage, who could stop him?
"Originally, it was just a casual play, and it was not carefully designed, and the real trick has not been used yet."
"Oh? I would like to hear about it. ”
"This house is narrow, there is only one door to enter and exit, you are trapped in it and there is nowhere to hide, and I have many sisters......"
Hey, come, come, come, come, I really want to rush up in a nest to see who suffers.
"It looks so confident. Cui'er came out. ”
As soon as the words fell, another girl walked out, Zhou Shaoyu remembered clearly, isn't this Xie Daoyun's personal maid, is it still some hidden master?
"Do it!" Xie Daoyun gave a decisive order.
When Zhou Shaoyu heard this, although he didn't think about it, he was also a little vigilant, and when he saw Na Cui'er tearing it, he tore a piece of his skirt, and after finishing the matter, he pulled and rubbed all kinds of things on his body, his hair was also a little messy, and his expression was miserable, as if he had been greatly wronged.
"What do you see, sisters?" Xie Daoyun suddenly asked.
I listened to the many girls guarding the door and said, "There are Deng's disciples!" ”
"That's right, the disciple bullied Cui'er."
"Yes, yes, yes, we can see it with our own eyes, and we will never be wrong."
"If we hadn't arrived in time to stop it, Cui'er would have suffered."
“……”
A group of girls laughed and laughed, and every word you said to me instantly deducted a crime on Zhou Shaoyu's head.
Can it be like this? Zhou Shaoyu was dumbfounded, the matter ahead, as Xie Daoyun said, is purely fun, the real killing move is here, that is to say, no matter how much you take precautions, in fact, the moment you get on the boat, you will already be in the pit.
"How? Cai Langjun thought that this matter was spreading, was your words credible, or were the words of my sisters credible? Xie Daoyun smiled happily, although the means can't be put on the table, it can be easy to use, so much to do, feel free to do anything, who let this guy beat me first.
I have to say that if it is really preached, Zhou Shaoyu is really speechless, these witnesses are all the daughters of the family, one or two are okay, and the number of people is large, and the credibility is naturally high. Besides, a master is not the same as a good person, it's not uncommon to really write anything, at most it's a question of whether people chase after it, after all, the identity of the 'victim' is too low, and the maid is just a maid, and it's not worth offending a 'master' for it.
Of course, Zhou Shaoyu didn't believe that Xie Daoyun would really do this, so he didn't have to. It's just a breath of air, and by the way, I see how deflated I am.
Eat deflated, eat deflated, it's nothing, but that smug appearance is suddenly a little unpleasant.
After thinking about it, Zhou Shaoyu said amazingly, and said: "It's useless, fake, I'm a heavenly eunuch, I won't do anything like this." ”
Women: "......"
Xie Daoyun's expression froze, and he was suddenly ashamed and annoyed, there is such a talk, it is simply not according to common sense, and I didn't see that the people standing on the side are women, the word eunuch, no matter how it is to describe the private parts. What's even more speechless is that including her, they all subconsciously looked at a certain part of Zhou Shaoyu for the first time.
Being watched by so many eyes, Zhou Shaoyu was also a little embarrassed, saying that the pressure was great. But there is no way, is there a better reason than this? I don't believe it, I really got a girl to come up and try it myself.
"Nonsense, it's not interesting, huh." Xie Daoyun decisively took the girls away, and everyone was willing to go out and say that she couldn't do it, what else could she do. It's not cool, it's very unpleasant.
Zhou Shaoyu shrugged indifferently, and followed out of the house. Then, I was speechless again.
When going to the sea to play, the scenery is important, but the banquet is always indispensable, a group of women are eating and drinking happily, but the table belonging to Zhou Shaoyu is empty and nothing. Zhou Shaoyu is also drunk, so can he use such a trick that can't be used on the table? Not so much. Rolling his eyes, this is a big gap with the legendary wind under the forest. Is it good to have a whole freewheeling 'woman is difficult to raise'.
"Watch out." Zhou Shaoyu muttered, reached out and took out a pot of white porcelain wine jug, and poured it into the jade cup.
"It's really good wine!" Zhou Shaoyu pretended to be, and touched a few handfuls out of thin air, and the table of dishes was full of aroma, much richer than others. Zhou Shaoyu continued to pretend, puzzled: "What does Cai do?" ”
The women's eyes were quite hot, and in their opinion, this immortal method was not bad. In fact, Xie Daoyun also looks at it this way, but Bisheng always feels that it is definitely not a Raushzi immortal method, but some kind of trick such as a trick.
"Cai Langjun is really a good means, but unfortunately, it is useless, otherwise how can he coexist with weak women like me?" Xie Daoyun said with a smile. "Why don't you fall in love with you, why don't you marry Jinlan?"
Zhou Shaoyu's face is dark, is this a mockery of people who are not men? also married Jinlan, cast you a big-headed ghost, and also cast fate, deceive ghosts.
"But it's not necessarily, the strength is too strong, when you think about it, you can naturally get better, I'm afraid this Jinlan won't be able to get married." Zhou Shaoyu touched his chin, and then said strangely: "Huh? Could it be that Cai was dazzled? Why can wild mandarin ducks fly over this sea? ”
"Phew......" Xie Daoyun immediately took several sips, wild mandarin ducks or something, it's not ugly, the ghost is a wild mandarin duck with you. I can see it, this product is just shameless, and it can jump out of anything, and it doesn't look at how many people are present.
Of course, it's not that exaggerated, Zhou Shaoyu is naturally thick-skinned, but generally speaking, if there are outsiders, there must still be some restraint, but there is not much pressure at the moment, after all, he is just a passerby, except for Xie Daoyun, he doesn't care what people think of him at all, so why do you care so much. Otherwise, if you are afraid of this and that, to be honest, you may not be able to make Xie Daoyun deflated, because she is also a person who does not play cards according to common sense.
In this case, whoever is honest will suffer more. Let's see how far this girl can go.
"Phew......" Zhou Shaoyu cocked his orchid fingers, pretending to imitate with a sharp voice. I thank Daoyun is starving to death, and if I jump from here, I will never do anything wild with you, unless, it is almost the same as removing the wild word. ”
Burst...... Even the women present couldn't help it, but it was really Zhou Shaoyu's posture that was too funny. Even if Xie Daoyun's face is black, but the concubine can't do it, do you really want to laugh.
Moreover, the contrast is really big, isn't it good, aren't you obviously a master? How can a master be like this? It's an eye-opener.