Chapter 40: I... I'm a women's MMP for you!
Lying under the root of a tree, Bai Shaoyan, who felt a pain in his buttocks, was very depressed at this time.
When he opened his eyes, he saw Cheng Yaowen, who opened the arcane ultimate not far away, which directly made the nearby earth tremble.
Bai Shaoyan said that he was physically and mentally exhausted.
After a long time of turnaround, he knocked out Liu Chuang's soul, and his teammates didn't give it a try...
So what kind of mentality do you have to think this way? →_→
However, when he thought that his ass was slapped by Liu Chuang, Bai Shaoyan's whole person was not good.
What is this girl's operation?
It's just poisonous.
What should I do if my butt is broken? MMP.
Just when Bai Shaoyan was still complaining in his heart, Rena's voice sounded on the Kamigawa public channel.
"Hehe, the victory has been decided, I really didn't make a move this time, I'm just a commander, so, are you convinced?"
"With Bai Shaoyan and Ge Xiaolun here, I never thought I could win." This is a rose who is also not in a good mood.
Yes, this time I also talked about Ge Xiaolun.
Who let this guy when Rena and Cheng Yaowen came, not to find a way to delay time, but to be tough with each other like a fool.
As for Bai Shaoyan... pit, which is recognized.
Zhao Xin was much more honest this time.
"So, wouldn't it be nice if I had just been as I said? went around and around, but in the end, he had to be head-on, and then because of Sanjiyan and Xiao Lun, he was directly at a disadvantage. Zhao Xin spread his hands and said that he was helpless.
Whoever made you not listen to me, you deserve it!
"The key Yaowen's ability is too foul, directly through the ability to detect our position, it's not easy to fight at all." This is our Comrade Qi Lin, who has just been put back to the ground by the stone hand.
"Don't you also have a micro-wormhole of roses? I think that's pretty fair. Rena didn't have much of an intuitive sense of that.
As long as he can win, why do you care so much about him?
Although there is no suspense about the outcome of this training battle itself.
"But Rose's has a cooldown time, and Wen Shao's doesn't have it at all." This is Comrade Ge Xiaolun, who is far away from the helicopter landing site.
"These are not problems, in the future, Rose will exercise more, and the cooldown time will be reduced a lot, and in the end, there may not even be this kind of thing."
"That's the end of this training battle, and they're all gathered to prepare to go home, but then again, you guys are six to three, ah no, to be precise, six to two, and you still lose, hahaha." Rena let out a somewhat rampant laugh.
“.....”
Forehead... This product already has rampant capital, and the rest of the people are not good at saying anything.
It's just that I silently feel that Rena's product seems to be developing towards Bai Shaoyan's attributes... That's really bad news.
"Oh, I was killed in a daze, and I didn't react much."
Liu Chuang, who was temporarily faint on the ground, stood up, supported his head, and thought about the previous situation, but he still didn't react.
"That's how we won, right?"
"Uh-huh, that's it, let's gather first." Standing in a prominent position, Rena waved her hand and said.
When everyone was assembled, Zhao Xin found that there were two people missing from the team.
"Huh? What about Xiao Lun and Three Seconds Yan? ”
"Uh... Xiao Lun's goods have been sent directly back to the helicopter landing site by me, as for Bai Shaoyan... Where is he? Rena raised an eyebrow.
Where did that guy go?
Is it because you can't accept the fact that you have lost? It's a little too fragile.
Rena gave Bai Shaoyan a bad review.
"That's... I slapped his ass hard with a tomahawk just now, I don't know where I flew to, it should be around here..."Liu Chuang scratched his head, thinking of his behavior, a burst of embarrassment.
So why did you do this before?
"Poofha... With Tomahawk Lun .. Lun his ass? Hahahaha, no... No, my stomach hurts...."
Rena, who burst into laughter, covered her stomach and laughed.
This is really a welcome thing.
And the reaction of others is...
Rose and Qi Lin didn't know what to say anymore, and they silently felt sorry for Bai Shaoyan... That poor ass.
As the daughter of the general, Rose has some knowledge of Liu Chuang's battle axe, and Qi Lin has also learned a little about this aspect after coming into contact with god-killing weapons such as the God-killing No. 1 armor-piercing bullet during this time.
Cheng Yaowen had a helpless expression.
And Zhao Xin and Ge Xiaolun... Both of them tugged at the corners of their mouths.
I'm a good girl, do you have such a brutal operation?
As for Rui Mengmeng... There is no sense of existence, and the cute comrades who are cute all day long can be ignored for the time being.
In the distance, Bai Shaoyan, who was still lying under the roots of the tree and didn't want to move, listened to the conversation in the Kamigawa channel, and his depressed mood deepened again.
"Peaty, laughing ghost... Hurry up and someone drag me back, I'm under a tree root about 200 meters in front of you, my butt hurts, I can't get up, hey. ”
"Ahem, Liu Chuang, go and drag Bai Shaoyan back, I... I continued to laugh... No way... Can't help it... Hahaha! Rena, who forcibly held herself back from laughing, laughed at the end.
Forehead...
Liu Chuang, who didn't know how to behave, walked in the direction of Bai Shaoyan, and the whole person felt extremely embarrassed.
"What's inside... Little brother Shaoyan, I'm sorry, this... I don't know why I gave you a tomahawk just now..."
Liu Chuang, who found Bai Shaoyan, scratched his head and wanted to explain to himself, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Bai Shaoyan.
In order to prevent continued ridicule by Rena, the female devil, Bai Shaoyan very wittily quit the public channel and went directly to Liu Chuang's private channel.
"Stop, I know what you're going to say, but you actually chose to slap my ass with a tomahawk to fly me, tm I don't understand this very well, don't talk about this first, quickly help me up." Bai Shaoyan, who showed the eyes of a dead fish, stared at Liu Chuang's face like this.
Bai Shaoyan, who exposed the eyes of a dead fish, made people feel gloomy, and in this case, it made Liu Chuang a little hairy.
After all, it's yourself who is wrong first.
But thinking about this, Liu Chuang's movements still kept up and helped Bai Shaoyan up.
"I'll go, be careful, my ass still hurts."
Liu Chuang hurriedly slowed down his movements.
"Well, I'm really embarrassed, I..."
"Let's not take this as an example, so how did you come up with this kind of operation? It's so insidious, you can consider targeting those bullshit aliens in the future, let them experience what it means to be really sour, and I'll give you a thumbs up when the time comes. Bai Shaoyan smacked his lips and interrupted what Liu Chuang hadn't finished speaking.
Bai Shaoyan, who has always seen people and things more thoroughly, can of course feel that Liu Chuang is not malicious, and he is not a bad person.
Maybe it's just because of the people and things you meet, and the pressure of life, that you want to be a social gangster, right?
Although he doesn't have a lot of contact with society, Bai Shaoyan still knows a little bit about them.
Even Juxia City, where the economy is highly developed in the country, does not mean that everyone's living standard is very good...
The problem of unbalanced development is indeed unavoidable in both this world and the original world.
"Hmm." Liu Chuang, who didn't know what he was thinking, responded.
After so many years of crawling and rolling in society, he can certainly feel the kindness from Bai Shaoyan.
"Yo, I'll watch it then, what's going on?" Bai Shaoyan, who heard Liu Chuang's response, raised his eyebrows, and suddenly thought of something interesting.
"Okay."
Bai Shaoyan didn't know that it was his own words that seemed like a joke that really made Liu Chuang use this trick in front of Bai Shaoyan when he dealt with some strong enemies in the future...
Of course, that's all for later.
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With Liu Chuang's support, Bai Shaoyan returned to the team.
Of course, Liu Chuang's support is still needed.
"Poof... Ahem, how about it, Bai Shaoyan, are you convinced? Looking at Bai Shaoyan, who was covering her buttocks, Rena, who had just calmed down, almost couldn't help laughing again.
"And then, what do you want to express?"
Bai Shaoyan, who was staring at Rena with dead fish eyes, felt a feeling of unease.
What does this female devil want to do?
Bai Shaoyan raised his vigilance against Rena.
"I'm willing to gamble and lose, but I said the conditions before."
"Don't grind and chirp for me, just say, what do you want to do?"
"Ahem, as an elder, my personal request is still not too much." Rena paced a few steps, looked at Bai Shaoyan and said.
Well, Rena is telling the truth, because the so-called will not be too much, measured by her own standards.
"Oh, hello Auntie, please tell me what you want to do." Fearless, Bai Shaoyan, who started a wave of death, began to face up to Rena.
"Auntie?!"
Sure enough, as long as it is a young woman, there is no existence that does not care about what others call her.
Didn't you see that Rena's fists were clenched now and her face was dark?
"Bai Shaoyan, I'll give you a chance to reorganize the language... What did you just call me? Rena showed a dangerous smile, looking at Bai Shaoyan, a terrifying black aura began to emerge from her body.
I wiped it, and I hid a knife in my smile, this is, it's not good... The female devil is going to transform into a rhythm!
"Well, it's nothing, sister, please tell me if you have any requirements." Bai Shaoyan, who didn't know what discipline was at all, immediately confessed after discovering that the female demon was about to run wild.
As the saying goes, a big husband must be able to bend and stretch.
Well, yes, I'm strategic, not afraid of her, yes, that's right, that's it!
"Oh, well, it looks like I misheard..."
"I'll just say, as a charming goddess, how can others say that she is an aunt?" Rena, who was in a good mood for an instant, said with a smile.
Sure enough, a woman turns her face faster than a book...
The men present thought in unison.
Even Ge Xiaolun, who was on the other side, just listened to the conversation, and could feel the big change in Rena's attitude before and after.
But why does this sound so shameless?
"Back to the point, since you lost, then my condition is... You put on women's clothes and show the big guys what your women's clothes look like, well, it's definitely promising. Rena gave a sinister smile.
Lie down in a groove! When did the female devil upgrade to a pervert?!
Regardless of the pain in his buttocks, Bai Shaoyan protected his chest with both hands, and instantly distanced himself from Rena
The scene of "....." was silent.
Obviously, Rena's offer thundered everyone present.
Ge Xiaolun on the other side was even more frightened.
Shaoyan women's clothing... Huh~ The picture is too beautiful, I don't dare to think about it.
Zhao Xin, who had a deep grudge against Bai Shaoyan, gloated after being thundered at the beginning.
For himself, watching Bai Shaoyan make a fool of himself or something, this is simply a happy thing to see!
"How? That's not too much to ask, isn't it? ”
"I... I'm a women's MMP for you! This is absolutely impossible, you give me this heart to die, you perverted female devil! Bai Shaoyan, who felt that his chastity was in a big crisis, shouted directly.
[PS: Chastity here refers to Bai Shaoyan's own understanding of the meaning, which is almost the same as the meaning of discipline]
"As a cute boy, not women's clothes, are you worthy of your face?" Rena had a look on her face as she took it for granted.
", I'm sorry that my face has nothing to do with you, Mud Kai!" Bai Shaoyan decided to defend his chastity to the death.
Want my women's clothes? Impossible! This does not exist!
Bai Shaoyan's attitude was very resolute.
PS: I don't have much time, and I still have a lot of things to do today, so I only have one shift, and I'm going to school in the afternoon [cover my face]
For a book friend who said in a book review, "The protagonist is too dick to look upset"
I'll just ask, Bai Shaoyan's dick?
You say he's funny and likes to play tricks, but that's nothing, because it's a fact.
I'm curious if you can tell the difference between dick silk and comics.
Also, I'll say it again, growing up, the protagonist naturally needs time to grow.
Where can you expect a sixteen-year-old boy to mature?
People are boys who thrive under the care of their parents, not orphans in orphanages.
This is the problem with the setting of the main character.,Maybe it's because you've seen too much of the kind of super-god fanfic whose protagonists are orphans.,So you may involuntarily substitute what you read before into my novel.。
All I can say about this is, please distinguish it clearly, OK? Although at least among the supergod fanmen I've seen, there is no protagonist who is not an orphan at all.
Those who either have relatives who have died and have nothing to do with their own original world [most of them are dicks], or they are orphans since childhood, basically this routine.
Reading my book, I will trouble you to distinguish it clearly.
Look upset.,You can choose not to watch it.,It's good to go or not to send it.,My book itself is free.,What else do you want?
I'm a spicy chicken newcomer, it's a fact, I can recognize my own level, and I ask you to understand.
I can't have a good foundation in science, and my brain is about to explode in science in the third year of junior high school.
Of course, if you have any good suggestions, or find out any big bugs or loopholes, please say them in the book review, and I will adopt them and revise them.
Finally, I would like to express my gratitude to the readers who collected this book that can only be updated every week and is not very well written!
I hope you can always stay with me [I hope so]