“BUG？ You mean you're a hero who can add health? It's not a bug at all. Zhao Weiyang disagreed.

"Not this one. When I bought the jade just now, I didn't have enough money, and I was very sad. Accidentally, I took a look and I had a feeling that I was going to suffocate. You know what? I found out that my money was actually increasing every once in a while! I counted, and it was exactly 10 seconds to send 12 dollars! That's why I can enjoy this treatment! Oh, my God! I can't stand it anymore! It's still a game! You see, those people are still stupidly making money, and I can automatically get money just standing here. I just switched out to watch entertainment news, and when I came back, the money increased! It's a big secret, and you don't want to tell anyone about it. Lei Yu's eyebrows fluttered.

Zhao Weiyang was completely speechless, and he didn't know how to explain to Lei Yu.

Zhao Dayue was also thundered this time, and he didn't want to say anything, feeling that communicating with Liu Bei at such a level was simply an insult to himself.

Just then, there was another knock on the door of dormitory 608.

"Come in!" Lei Yu shouted.

The door opened, and in came an extremely lewd-looking young man, wearing a large suit, a gray sweater inside, and carrying a large plastic bag in his hand.

"What for?" Lei Yu went to study other shops in the city, hoping to find new bugs.

"Buy a cat?" The guy asked.

"I'm not interested in pets, so you can go to the girls' dormitory and ask. Also, isn't the school not allowed to have cats, dogs, and the like? Lei Yu knows the rules and regulations of the school well.

"It's not the kind of cat that can bark, it's a cat that goes online." The guy argued.

"Now cats are also online? Do you know how to play games? Lei Yu asked.

The guy took out a router from the plastic bag and said, "I'm selling this kind of anchor." ”

Lei Yu glanced at it and said, "Oh, it turns out to be this, I don't need it." ”

"You can buy one, it's not expensive."

"You go to the dorm next door, they have two computers there, maybe they can use it."

"Thank you!"

"Look at your face, not from the teacher?"

"I'm from Izumi."

"What do you usually study?"

"Kill."

"Murder?"

"It's to play games professionally and help others kill people to make money."

"Oh, why don't you kill people?"

"Business has been a bit quiet lately."

"Because of what?"

"I'm going to play a game called "Heroes of the Three Kingdoms", and the number of customers has dropped sharply!"

"Indeed, in "Heroes of the Three Kingdoms", you rely on yourself to kill people, otherwise it will be boring."

"Hey, you play this game too!"

"Indeed, I didn't play too well, and I barely mixed up to the level of Liu Bei, the master of the operation."

"Wow, what a cow! I see that there is still Huang Yueying in it, isn't this the wife of your courtier? What a difference between them and yours! ”

"Haha, it's so-so. What do you students like to do besides business? ”

"It's just a joke."

"You students of Quanda University are very yellow and naïve, especially boys! I've been in my dorm all day***, don't think I don't know! What kind of birds do you say you are a good professional killer and what kind of birds do you raise? Extracurricular activities are to go out and cut a few more people in order to be a lord like me. Remember my screen name, it's 'Handsome Trawler'. In the future, if you want to mix "Heroes of the Three Kingdoms", you will secretly follow me online. ”

"Okay, thank you, Boss." With admiration and gratitude on his face, the young man from Izumi respectfully bowed and exited the dormitory, and led the door with him.

In such a short period of time, he accepted a little brother, which made Zhao Dayue, who had always despised Lei Yu's game operation, also admired: "Tell him the counselor's screen name, you are really hiding your merit and fame!" ”

Not long after the students left, there was a commotion downstairs.

Chen Jianke has recently been studying the "Yellow Emperor's Neijing" and is very particular about the way of health preservation. At this time, while chatting, he lay on the bed and pretended to sleep, with an extraordinary smile on his face.

Zhang Danqing pointed at Chen Jianke and said, "Look at him like this, I guess I dreamed of which woman I was with." ”

The voice downstairs interrupted Chen Jianke's thoughts, he was very unhappy, and said to Lei Yu: "Sixth, what does the self-discipline department of your student union do?" It's so late and noisy, and no one cares! ”

Before Lei Yu could speak, Li Gaochao had already rushed out, saying that he wanted to see the situation.

Zhao Weiyang, Lei Yu and others were lying on the window and looking out. I saw that the bulletin board downstairs was full of men and women, as if someone was performing passionately. Because the floors were so high, they couldn't hear what was going on below.

After a while, Li Gaochao ran in out of breath: "There is an advertisement posted downstairs, which reads: I, a civil servant of the Quancheng organ. Because the parents were eager for their daughter-in-law, they decided to rent a temporary girlfriend after repeated consideration. It is required to have a bachelor's degree or above, be more than 1.60 meters tall, kind-hearted, gentle, beautiful, generous, and have a daily salary of more than 5,000 yuan, and can also be interviewed. Now a lot of people are gathered there, and most of them say it's a lie, but there are already women who have a heart. However, the phone number on the announcement was torn off by the boy, and a girl wanted to apply, but she couldn't see the phone and was arguing with the boy who was tearing up the advertisement. ”

Lei Yu and Zhao Dayue glanced at each other, and said with a smile: "It's almost the same old routine from more than ten years ago, how can there still be girls who believe it?" However, some girls wish they were traps. ”

At this time, Chen Jianke also came to the spirit and said, "Let's tell a joke." One day, an old lady was passing through an alley and suddenly heard a shout of 'help'. It turned out to be a gangster tearing a young girl's clothes with the intention of being indecent. The old lady bravely stepped forward and rescued the girl, but she was defiled by the gangsters. Afterwards, a reporter interviewed the heroic old lady and asked her about her motives for acting bravely. The old lady said, with such a good thing, how can you cheapen that little bitch? ”

Zhang Danqing, Su Yu, Zhao Dayue and Lei Yu all laughed "haha", laughing together and scolding Chen Jianke for his dirty thoughts. Zhao Weiyang shook his head helplessly, not knowing what to say. Li Gaochao's rough face turned red with shame, and then he grinned. Only Fang Xin said that the joke was too vulgar.

Li Gaochao said: "Don't just laugh, guess who tore the advertisement?" ”

"Who else could it be?"

"It's the doctoral student who has a good relationship with the sixth child, you all call him 'old comrade'!"

Lei Yu patted the table and said, "Is the consciousness of the old comrade very high!" If the fertilizer does not flow into the fields of outsiders, even if they are deceived, those girls can only be deceived by our own people! ”

Zhao Dayue said: "I see that old comrade is bored all day long, so I just pull over and play "Heroes of the Three Kingdoms" together!" ”

Lei Yu said, "Good idea. This guy likes the Three Kingdoms very much, and I guess he will like this game. ”

Zhao Weiyang looked at the computer screen and said, "Sixth, someone called you!" Look—"

"Liu Bei, pull me, speed!"

"Huh? Someone is calling me? Lei Yu in the game looked at the map while walking out of the city, and finally saw Zhao Yun being pursued by Jia Xu and Xu Chu on the lower road, and the situation was very critical.

"Liu Bei pulls me!!" Zhao Yun sent it again.

Lei Yu shook his head and said, "Alas, young people just love to be impatient. There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, what is the hurry? So, Lei Yu slowly opened the chat box and typed slowly in it: "Brother, don't worry, calm is the king!" ”

Zhao Yun couldn't stand it anymore, but he didn't have time to type, so he could only type out a bunch of exclamation marks heartbreakingly.

Lei Yu shook his head, ready to pull him, but suddenly found that Liu Bei had not learned the skills of rescue at all.

"Well, this is a mistake...... Lei Yu sighed and asked, "Does Ra mean escort skills?" ”

Zhang Danqing couldn't look at it anymore and said, "You hurry up." ”

Lei Yu came to the river, stood there, watched the experience bar grow slowly, and typed: "Zhao Yun, don't worry, I'll level up soon, upgrade and learn this skill, don't worry, it's OK right away......"

Subsequently, the system prompted that Zhao Yun of Shu was killed by Jia Xu of Wei.