Chapter 637: Mustard Seed Ring Upgrade!
To be honest, Qin Bei felt that it was not unreasonable for Tian Paoguang to be called "a lone man for thousands of miles".
Tian Jiaoguang's disguise technique can be said to be the highest level in Qin Bei's knowledge!
The highest level of disguise is not to say how clever the means are, but to be able to "play who is like whom", which is quite an easy thing to do.
Tian Pao Guang did it.
If it weren't for the fact that this was designed by Qin Bei in advance, Qin Bei would even mistake Tian Paoguang for a real "mentally retarded master".
At this time, Tian Paoguang looked like he was completely in the play, and between his gestures, the master's demeanor was at his fingertips, and the big devil Yang Lian nodded frequently.
Tian Pao Guang said with his hand: "Your condition is probably like this. As the so-called art industry has specialization, this situation can be said to be easy to catch for Xu Muchi, an immortal doctor, without any problem, but for poor monks, it is a little tricky, and there is no guarantee that you can be completely cured. ”
While speaking, Tian Paguang walked to the desk, picked up the pen and paper, this action startled Qin Bei, and said in his heart, "Could it be that this guy wants to write calligraphy?" ”
Pretending to be a Taoist monk, for Qin Bei, Tian Paguang can do this, in fact, Qin Bei is very surprised, this brush word, without a ten-year or eight-year foundation, as soon as you take the pen, you will be exposed.
Qin Bei couldn't help but get nervous.
But Tian Paoguang didn't care, he came easily, and wrote a letter with a brush, his movements were handsome and handsome, and he was very smart.
Soon Tian Paoguang completed a letter, dried the ink, folded it, put it in an envelope, and handed it to Yang Lian's hand: "This letter can only be handed over to Xu Muchi to open in person, otherwise if something goes wrong, the poor monk will not make any guarantees!" ”
Seeing that the "mentally handicapped master" said so solemnly, Yang Lian nodded heavily and put the letter away closely.
Immediately, Yang Lian arched her hand and said, "Thank you master for your guidance!" Once my Yang Lian's body returns to normal, I will be grateful...... No, no, the master is a master in the world, thank you or something, it's really insulting the wisdom of the master, master! Thank you for your kindness! ”
Yang Lian knelt on the ground with a thud and knocked her head three times.
"Hurry up, please!" Tian Tuoguang pretended to be a false supporter.
Yang Lian got up and turned around to leave without looking back.
"Oops...... Nima...... "Qin Bei secretly said, I'll go."
What kind of wisdom can Tian Paoguang be humiliated?
Yang Lian, come back to me!
If you have the ability to leave your heavy thanks! Take those three ringheads back......
Yang Lian has already gone far, and she must go directly to the immortal doctor Xu Muchi, that is, the master of Qinbei, to seek medical advice.
Qin Bei now only hopes that before Yang Lian arrives at Pinming Peak, try not to meet Su Linlang.
The process of Yang Lian and Master Zhiling just now, Qin Bei saw it clearly.
Even if Yang Lian was seriously injured, the martial arts cultivation he maintained with medicine was still on par with Su Linlang.
If the two meet, a bloody battle is inevitable, and the outcome is unpredictable!
This is really quite a master.
Of course, the meaning of this sentence is that Master Zhiling's martial arts cultivation has reached an unfathomable level.
Even Qin Bei was not sure that he would be able to fight with Master Zhiling head-on!
Martial arts is a journey, and there is really no end to learning!
"Whew...... Finally gone! Seeing Yang Lian walking away, Tian Tuoguang's whole person fell there as if he had fallen apart.
The whole body seemed to be washed with water, and it can be seen that Tian Tuoguang was also under considerable pressure.
"Good work, Lao Tian!" Qin Bei stepped forward and patted Tian Paoguang's shoulder to show comfort, but he didn't expect that this slap without much strength became the last straw that overwhelmed the camel, Tian Paoguang fell to the ground with a snap, his whole body was paralyzed, and he almost couldn't get up.
Tang Yinyue burst out laughing.
The three people present, in fact, are quite stressful, this plan, the probability of hitting the luck is too high, fortunately, the director is good, and the actor also belongs to the kind of loss that does not go to the Oscars, coupled with the setting of the environmental atmosphere, Yang Lian, one of the top ten masters of the Demon Sect, was almost lame, and this skill is also quite good.
After about ten minutes of rest, Qinbei and Tian were able to return to their normal state.
"What should we do now?" Tian Paoguang asked with some fear, after all, the person who fooled, Yang Lian, was one of the top ten masters of the Demon Sect, in terms of force value alone, it was much higher than Tian Paoguang, in case one day Yang Lian knew that Tian Paoguang was fooling him, Tian Paoguang's life would be held in his hands!
"You know you're scared! I thought that he was a character who was not afraid of heaven and earth! Qin Bei smiled, looked away, and said, "Yang Lian will not have a future, you don't have to worry that he will find your back account." ”
Things are developing in the direction of Qin Bei's plan, as long as Yang Lian goes to Pin Ming Peak to find Xu Muchi, then the rest of the things will be done by Qin Bei to knead and flatten at will.
Tang Yinyue suddenly said: "If Yang Lian's matter is still easy to solve, then ...... What do mentally handicapped gurus say? ”
Tian Paguang looked at Qin Bei with unkind eyes and did not speak.
Qin Bei laughed dryly twice and touched his nose.
Qin Bei has no way to judge the martial arts cultivation of the mentally handicapped master, but Qin Bei believes that as long as the mentally handicapped master shouts, the "quite obedient" Zhiling master will definitely come out of a certain corner and press Qin Bei and the others to the ground and rub them vigorously......
Besides, Southern Shaolin also has a host of Master Zhikong who did not show up.
Qin Bei's plan was so dense that he didn't even count the three "helmsmen" of Southern Shaolin, the mentally retarded, Zhikong, and Zhiling.
"Or do we sneak away?" Qinbei Province.
"Do you think we'll be able to slip away?" Tian Paoguang cried with a sad face.
Qin Bei pondered for a moment: "I have a foolproof plan, that is, don't let the mentally handicapped master out, Lao Tian, don't change your dress, just play the mentally handicapped master here, what a bullish identity!" Much better than your reputation for traveling alone! ”
Tian Paguang's face became even more bitter: "If you want to harm me, just say ......"
Tian Paoguang pretended to be a mentally handicapped master, but he just showed his back from afar, and he could bluff Master Zhiling, thinking that he would meet often in the future, Tian Paoguang did not have this confidence, and he was designated to reveal the stuffing.
In that case, wouldn't it be as easy for Master Zhiling to pinch him to death as it would be to pinch a bedbug to death?
Tian Paoguang was not fooled, and there was no possibility of realizing Qin Bei's idea of harming people.
"Think again? It's not a regular opportunity! ”
"Big brother, I'm alone! You let me play the mentally retarded master, and there are so many infatuated and resentful women in the flowery world outside waiting for me to rescue them......"
Well, Qin Bei was defeated by Tian's idea of stripped light-
If you knew this, you would first use acupuncture to turn Tian Tuoguang into Yang Wei......
Seeing Qin Bei's ill-intentioned gaze, Tian Baoguang immediately covered his crotch with both hands and retreated again and again.
…… Green ant new brew wine, red clay small stove.
If you want snow in the evening, can you drink a glass of nothing?
It's a good artistic conception, but it's all ruined by the cold face of the mentally handicapped master.
Yes, Qin Bei is the mentally retarded master after all.
Fortunately, the qualitative kung fu of the mentally handicapped master is probably unmatched in the world, but he just had a cold face and did not speak, just sitting opposite Qin Bei.
"Master......" Qin Bei greeted with a smile, "Master, Hanshan asked: "There are people in the world who slander me, bully me, insult me, laugh at me, despise me, despise me, and lie to me, how to deal with it?" He said: "Bear with him, let him, avoid him, let him, bear him, respect him, ignore him, and you will see him in a few years." ””
Master of Intellectual Retardation: "......"
The mentally handicapped master had a constipated expression on his face, and it seemed that he was very angry with Qin Bei.
"Master?"
"What do you mean, you cheated me, and I still have to respect you and thank you?"
"Huh...... There is no need to be grateful, I am a person who is used to doing good deeds without leaving a name. ”
"Great Compassion Chiba Bodhi Hand!" The mentally handicapped master was furious, and his palms conjured up countless phantoms, which were imprinted on Qin Bei's body!
"Master, slow down!" Qin Bei hurriedly dodged, but when he heard a muffled sound, the Bodhi handprint of the mentally handicapped master landed on the wall not far behind Qin Bei, accompanied by a loud sound, countless dust fell on the wall, and the dust fell, revealing six palm prints!
"Hey, it......" Qin Bei was startled, he never thought that the kung fu of the mentally handicapped master would be so good!
"Senior brother!" There was a sound in the courtyard, and the voice of Master Zhiling came: "Senior brother used the Great Compassion Chiba Bodhi Hand, but there is an invasion of foreign enemies?!" ”
Qin Bei and the others were taken aback again, but they heard the mentally handicapped master say slowly: "It's okay, it's just that the old man's mastery of the Bodhi hand has improved, so he can practice it at will." ”
"That's good...... If there is something wrong with my brother, just call me. After Master Zhiling finished speaking, his figure flashed, and he rushed back to his Luohan Hall.
"Sit." The mentally handicapped master said indifferently.
Qin Bei sat down with half of his body on his side.
"You are Xu Muchi's disciple? Are you called Su Yuanting? The mentally retarded master asked.
Qin Beidao: "Xu Muchi is a family teacher...... Su Yuanting is my senior brother, and my name is Qin Bei. ”
The mentally retarded master nodded and said, "You actually said that my medical skills are not as good as Su Yuanting?" ”
Qin Da was shocked: "Master, aren't you in the mustard seed ring space?" How do you hear what we say? ”
The mentally handicapped master smiled indifferently and said, "Just mustard seed space, what can I do?" If I want to come out, you can't trap me. ”
While speaking, the mentally handicapped master flipped his wrist, showed a string of red sandalwood Buddha beads, lightly touched the Buddha beads, and then reached out and grabbed Qin Bei's wrist......
Qin Bei was shocked, the move of the mentally handicapped master was abrupt, Qin Bei Qin Bei had no way to dodge, so he was caught by the mentally handicapped master, and then Qin Bei only felt that his body was light, and his eyes fell into darkness, and there was a faint exclamation of Tang Yinyue and Tian Peeling Light!
Soon a blinding light came.
Qin Bei involuntarily closed his eyes.
After getting used to the appearance for two or three minutes, Qin Bei heard the voice of the mentally handicapped master: "You can open it." ”
Qin Bei opened his eyes and looked at everything in front of him fixedly.
The light is still soft, I don't know where it comes from.
Stepping on the soft ground, next to the mentally retarded master. There is a thatched hut about five meters away on the left, and a piece of land about ten meters square on the right that has been reclaimed, in which some fruits and vegetables are grown.