The two-star dragon who had never seen a sinister human heart was almost planted in the hands of an old grandmother.

In the past, this was not a problem at all, and it could send this old thing to the west with one claw.

But now that Saitama is watching, no matter how stupid the two-star dragon is, he knows that he can't kill people under his nose, so he was at a loss for a while, looking around helplessly, pitiful like a child of hundreds of tons.

"Alas......"

It doesn't matter, but if you really meet it, you still have to take care of it.

Saitama scratched his head and was about to go up to help relieve the siege.

But at this moment, the two-star dragon seemed to suddenly think of some bad idea, his eyes lit up, and he tripped the old grandmother to the ground with a flirtatious leg, and then ran away, explaining while running: "Then when I haven't done anything!" ”

The onlookers were shocked.

This guy really dares to do it!

Some people think that the two-star dragon is doing a good job, and some people think that it should be stopped.

But the two-star dragon looked like a monster again, and no one dared to take the initiative to stand up.

There was no excitement to see, and the crowd gradually dispersed.

Saitama also turned away, thinking that the funny artist was actually not bad, but it was better to forget it if he had been by his side.

While strolling around, you can look at the scenery of another world.

There are comics, figurines, and game consoles.

Standing at the door of the department store, Saitama reached out and pulled out his pocket, only to remember that although he had hundreds of millions in the previous world, he now had no dime.

"Forget it......"

With his hands in his pockets, Saitama turned and left: "Anyway, those comics are probably not good......"

I said this, but I actually wanted to see it in my heart.

So along the way, Saitama kept his head down and kept observing to see if there was any money that fell on the ground and no one picked it up.

He had good luck.

I hadn't taken two steps when I suddenly saw a 500 dollar coin on the ground!

Carefully looking left and right, Saitama stepped forward and picked up the five-hundred-yen coin.

Look at the coin in your hand with empty eyes.

Saitama tried hard to convince herself......

It's only 500 yuan, so I don't have to hand it over to the police station......

Just thinking about it.

Suddenly, there was a cry for help across the road!

"Help! Someone robbed!! ”

Saitama raised his head suddenly, and the whole person jumped directly over the railing street like the wind, and landed across the road, and a hand knife was used to kill the orc robber and lay down!

At this moment, a tiger-headed monster suddenly popped up on the corner of the street, it was an accomplice of the robbers, and he took a submachine gun and shot a shuttle at the door of Saitama's head!

A shot that hits accurately.

If this is the game's perspective, then the following damage display should appear above Saitama's head.

“-0HP”

“-0HP”

“-0HP”

……

Unfortunately, this is the real world, and there is no damage display to remind the tiger monster that what he did was actually an ineffective attack.

I never saw Saitama's head bloom, and he always felt that he didn't hit.

I thought strangely.

How did your marksmanship become so bad today?

But as he fought, he suddenly realized that something was wrong!

That bald man walked straight through the hail of bullets!

After firing three magazines, he didn't have anything to do!

One of them was even fired from a distance of less than a meter, and he could even clearly see the trajectory of the bullet bouncing off his body......

The tiger-headed monster opened his mouth wide in fright,

At this point, no matter how stupid he is, he should know that bullets are useless against this guy at all.

The tiger monster turned around and tried to escape.

But it was too late.

Saitama took a peanut out of the bag in his hand and gently threw it at the guy.

One second, the head explodes!

If this is the game view, the following data should appear on the head of the tiger man:

-999999999HP (Crit!) (Back Strike!) (Break the defense!) ）”

Karn fights the Goblin Slinger and that's it.

Clapping his hands, Saitama turned back, picked up the backpack of the robber on the ground, and walked over to give it back to the shopkeeper who was still calling the police in the store.

"Ah......h

Holding the phone, the shopkeeper looked at the lost backpack and couldn't believe it.

Is the police so efficient?

Before I even got through the phone, they had already predicted that they would help me get the money back?

This bald ......

It must be plainclothes!

"Oops! Thank you, Mr. Policeman! ”

The shopkeeper warmly shook Saitama's hand and thanked him again and again: "This is the most expensive cat in our store, if it is robbed then I will be finished, I really don't know how to thank you......"

Cat?

Saitama was stunned.

Unzipped the backpack, and sure enough, there was a fluffy kitten curled up in a corner in horror, not daring to move or make a sound.

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

They all used their guns, and they thought they were robbing money.

It turned out to be just a cat......

Really.

How valuable can a cat be, should you be so desperate......

The shopkeeper carefully took out the kitten, put it back in its nest, and said casually: "This little guy's bloodline is very valuable, worth about 5 million yuan, and it really scared me to death just now......"

Ha...... Ha......

Even if you pick up 500 yuan a day, it will take 27 years......

Saitama laughed dryly.

Just when I didn't say okay.

Waving his hand, Saitama turned around and was about to leave: "Then that's it, I'll go first......"

"Ahh Wait a minute! ”

The shopkeeper hurriedly ran back, took out a wad of banknotes from his pocket and stuffed it into Saitama's hand: "You have helped a lot, I can't let you suffer, this is my little thanks, I hope you don't refuse......"

"I don't need the money, I have it."

Saitama said this, and added another sentence in his heart: Although it is only five hundred......

"Is that so?"

The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly said: "It turns out that you are the young master of a big family!" That's a faux pas...... But you helped me, I must express my gratitude......" Speaking of which, the shopkeeper thought about it, this kind of big family must have pets, so it is better to give him the best pet rations that the store just bought recently and fed to that cat!

When you think of it, you do it.

The shopkeeper immediately bent down and took out two large boxes of cat food from the cabinet below and stuffed them into Saitama's hand.

"If you don't want the money, please be sure to accept this!"

The shopkeeper looked at Saitama very sincerely and said: "Although it is cat food, pet dogs, pet pigs or pet dinosaurs can be fed, this young master, your pet will definitely like this, I promise!" ”

"Hmm...... Oh well......"

……

In this way, Saitama sat on a park bench with two boxes of cat food in his arms.

Say it's for pets......

But I didn't raise anything at all......

Saitama is in trouble.

At this moment, behind the bench, a green figure suddenly emerged from the grass.

"Sir!"

The two-star dragon rubbed his hands towards Saitama like a dog's legs and sneered: "I have been hiding here just now, but I didn't expect you to come, so it seems that there is really a very wonderful fate between the two of us......"

Saitama looked at the two-star dragon and looked down at the cat food in his hand.

Yes......

It seems to come in handy......

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