Chapter 11: The Chicken and the Egg
"Teacher, it's time for dinner, Lord Los Angeles invites you to eat. Zhou Ming replied.
"The teacher knows, and he will come after the teacher cleans his body. Fang Bai pretended to be serious and replied, but this was the first time that he felt that it was good to be someone else's master, respectful, and he felt that he was still generous.
"Yes!" Zhou Ming replied and left.
"What's that...... The system is, can you tell me, your origin?" Fang Bai took off his clothes, the equipment in this guest room is still complete, the bathroom, the bathroom and everything else.
"It's a long story!"
"That's a long story short. ”
"Insufficient host permissions ......"
“......”
"Then tell me why you only appeared now!" Fang Bai changed the subject.
"The operation of the system requires a certain amount of biological energy, and it takes ten percent of the energy to activate it for the first time, and the host has crossed over, and all the time it has eaten is junk food, and the host has not embarked on the path of cultivation, until today, the host is full of food...... Ahem, the system is activated only after there is enough bio energy. The system replied.
"And how do I get the creatures you run?
"Eat some food that contains spiritual energy and cultivate. ”
"I still want to cultivate, but this body can't inhale Xuan Qi at all, and if you can't inhale Xuan Qi, you can't cultivate at all!" Fang Bai is really irritable, it's not that he doesn't want to cultivate, he also tried to go over to learn to cultivate, he has also tried meditation, and he has also felt the Xuan Qi in the air, but every time he inhales the Xuan Qi into his body, it doesn't take long for it to dissipate, and there is no way to cultivate at all.
"Please prepare your host to receive the Starter Pack. ”
"Huh, there's a free gift pack for this?"
"Starter Pack Open...... Check the physical condition of the host..."
"Remove the body from residual toxins ......"
"Repair Body Damage ......"
"Patched up. ”
After a few breaths, Fang Bai felt that his body seemed to be much lighter, and the sleepiness that had been spreading to his spirit was also reduced a lot, and in an instant, the entire subcutaneous tissue was agitating, which was extremely scary, and then it didn't take long for countless black dirt to begin to excrete from the pores......
"I'll wipe it, what is this?" Fang Bai took a few steps and went directly into the bathroom, naked, standing directly under the sprinkler, the black dirt was directly washed, but Fang Bai found that the speed of washing was not as fast as the speed of excretion!
As he washed his body, a translucent light curtain popped up in front of him.
Host: Fang Bai
Age: 26
Realm: None
Occupation: Teacher (Junior)
Subclass: None
Qualifications: Very poor (very poor, average, ordinary, good, excellent, demonic, god-level. )
Attributes: Five Elements
......
Seeing the so-called extreme difference, Fang Bai's eyebrows jumped, he probably understood why he couldn't cultivate, above the light curtain, there were several different plates, shops, tasks, and spaces......
"By the way, there seems to be a starter pack. After Fang Bai washed the black dirt off his body, he directly let the system use the newbie gift package.
The light curtain in front of him shifted directly from the profile bar to the space bar, and as a huge red gift bag opened in a pitch-black space, two streamers flashed out.
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the god-level qualification. ”
"Congratulations to the host for a chance to get a side class. ”
"Didi, it has been detected that the host has its first disciple, and the disciple's profession is cook, and the chef sub-profession is automatically lit. ”
Fang Bai felt that there seemed to be a lot more things in his head, his head was dizzy, as the process of breathing, Fang Bai felt that his brain was confused, his eyes were dark, and the whole person was directly paralyzed and unconscious in the bathtub, and in the entire bathroom, only the sound of trickling water remained.
"The Tao is the way, for the teacher...... The teacher is the teacher, and the teacher will reach it...... The teacher who hears the Tao and teaches the profession, the teacher of the ages, will be congenitally proficient......"
Not long after Fang Bai passed into a coma, in his body, a mysterious aura vortex gradually formed, and the surrounding aura was also slowly inhaled into his body, inhaling and exhaling, as if containing the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth, in line with yin and yang, and in line with the five elements.
The god-level qualifications in the gift package also directly turned into stars and entered Fang Bai's body, and with the slow advancement of breathing, Fang Bai's body once again eliminated the black impurities, which was more thorough and more perfect than last time, in the words of cultivating immortals, this is the essence of washing and cutting the essence that foundation builders dream of.
Fortunately, Fang Bai, who had already had the experience of being in a coma once, was not in a coma for too long this time, and woke up again in a few minutes.
"The Super Famous Teacher System has been fully launched, please listen to the professional ethics of being a teacher. ”
"1. Be patriotic and law-abiding. Second, love and dedication. 3. Care for students. 4. Teaching and educating people. Fifth, be a teacher. 6. Lifelong learning. ”
"As a teacher, the host is forbidden to swear and once, and once found, an electric shock will be administered to the indescribable part. ”
"As a teacher, it is forbidden for the host to discriminate against the student, found once, will perform a lightning strike on the indescribable part. ”
"As a teacher, the host is forbidden to ......"
......
"Ahh
Looking at the dozens of prohibitions, Fang Bai couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and the whole person was a little confused, electric shock, lightning strike, and fire ?...... Nima, you're going to kill my chickens and eggs!
Chrysanthemum: What about me?
Looking at the more and more perverted punishment, Fang Bai's heart was clouded, this is more painful than erasure! This is especially to grab other people's birds and eggs and put them to death, and after the whole is done, I will restore you to the original state and guarantee that you can continue to rectify next time......
"It's too dangerous here, I'm going back to Earth!"
There was only one thought left in Fang Bai's mind, he originally thought that having a system should be a good thing, but now it seemed ...... Mom, save me! I'm going back to Earth!
"Please try your best to ensure the energy supply of the system, the energy icon is displayed, the host can call out silently, please be ready to complete the task at any time, and the task will be issued immediately. ”
Okay, what you say is what, you boss, you're awesome, I'll encourage me to be soft......
After silently reciting the energy icon, Fang Bai found that something similar to the mobile phone power icon seemed to appear in his heart, and the current energy was seven percent......
"How can I replenish your energy?" Fang Bai asked in his heart.
"Eat high-end food or practice, and the system will automatically extract energy to replenish it. ”
"Oh!"
After washing his body, Fang Bai put on his old clothes, saying that the quality of the cowhide flip-flops is really good, no matter how you wear them, you can't wear them......
"Teacher's Code 5: Be a teacher, please pay attention to your appearance, flip-flops, shorts, etc., and try not to wear them during work, otherwise you will ......"
"I know... I understand!" Fang Bai cried and dragged his ...... Don't worry, I won't forget you, after work, my only favor will definitely be you!
This damn broken system, you can't wear a person to drag and drop, it's just ...... Fack!!