Yang Yuling's breathing began to become short!

In her mind, scenes of Chen Mo dominating the King Canyon appeared!

Open and abuse Hi's, and then abuse Hi's after the abuse, and the fans of the abuse have no place to be ashamed!

Create the stalk of "Daxian hits red for 60 seconds", and the abusive Daxian is angry and broadcasts!

Laugh and abuse dream tears, let dream tears cry and call dad!

It is even more abused by professional players such as QG, AG, XQ, etc., and smashed their mobile phones!

This scene echoes in Lucy Yang's mind every night, making her yearn for it!

I thought that the king of hanging every day talked about small dirty paragraphs, and he must be an extremely obscene person.

What Yang Yuling didn't expect was that he not only went bankrupt to donate when his fans were critically ill!

He even donated two of his kidneys!

Since then, the hanging king has become the only idol in Lucy Yang's mind, a superhero who can be worshipped!

However, now she learned that her idol, the superhero who donated a kidney to save people, was actually Chen Mo, who saw her fungus and touched her ass!!

This change made Yang Yuling a little difficult to accept for a while......

Looking at Chen Mo's eyes again, it is also a little complicated.

At this moment, the corners of Chen Mo's mouth were slightly upturned and said to Yang Yuling: "Hey, Xiao Lingling, don't be unhappy, brother-in-law will tell you a joke!" ”

"Huh?! Oh...... Oh...... Okay, let's talk about it. Yang Yuling was stunned for a moment, and then nodded.

Chen Mo cleared his throat and said, "Once I went to the house of the female ticket Xiaozhi, I pushed the door open and saw her cousin using a vibrator on the sofa!!

We looked at each other for five seconds......

The vibrator that was stuck underneath suddenly stopped moving.

She said to me shyly, 'That'...... Brother-in-law...... The power is out...... You can...... Come and help me? ’

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, nodded excitedly, and hurriedly ran downstairs to the supermarket to buy her two Nanfu batteries.

Since then, my cousin has ignored me, and I still don't know what I did wrong.

Now when we meet occasionally, she still ignores me.

I'm also embarrassed to mention the 5 yuan again, I guess she didn't want to pay back and deliberately ignored me.

Phew, I didn't expect her to be a person with sauce purple!! ”

"You...... You're such a! Yang Yuling held back a smile and said shyly.

"Poofhahahaha!"

"Daily operation, hang the king!"

"I thought it was an old joke...... In the end, I was caught off guard by this anti-transfer! ”

"Shall I say that the king is filthy or pure?"

The familiar little dirty section made Yang Yuling find a happy feeling in an instant.

She immediately said expectantly, "Stinky ...... Uh, hang the king, one more joke! ”

"Hey~~~~ Such a dirty joke, you actually like to listen to it, you are so dirty!" Chen Mo said with a look of disdain.

"Your uncle, obviously you said it, but you actually said that I was dirty!" Yang Yuling giggled with a smile.

"Okay, for the sake of Xiao Lingling's face, the last joke, start fighting with Tianmei!"

Chen Mo took two sips of green tea and continued: "

When the boy kissed the girl for the first time, when they were about to kiss, the girl suddenly said wait a minute.

The boy wondered, what was she going to do?

The girl took out three pieces of candy from her pocket, and it was the round one that wanted to be wanted.

Strawberries, apples, lychees.

The girl asked the boy to pick one.

The boy pointed to the lychee and asked the girl what she was doing

Without saying a word, the girl immediately tore open the package and ate the candy.

Then he pulled the boy by the neck, and they kissed.

The whole process smells of lychee!

Later, the girl said to the boy, "Life is so long, I don't have the confidence that you can remember me." But since you like to eat lychee-flavored sugar, I can only let you remember

My kiss with you is lychee-flavored.

In this way, when you eat lychee-flavored things in the future, you can remember the taste of me kissing you. ”

Later the boy and girl were separated.

But boys think of girls every time they eat something flavored with lychee.

There is also lychee candy fixed at home, and if you think of a girl, you will eat one like kissing her.

When I have a chance, I want to tell the girl, I may have to remember you for the rest of my life when my life is so long.

Later, the boy had two more girlfriends, but there was no result, and time could not be settled.

Finally one day, the boy could no longer suppress the feeling in his heart, and he decided to go to the girl, and they were going to be together!

Later, after many inquiries, I learned that the girl had found a good job after graduation.

After working for two years, he resigned and started his own business.

Opened a candy store in Jianguomen.

And the boy finally found her one day, and the first sentence he spoke:

"Remember the smell of lychee candy?"

With tears in her eyes, the girl told him:

"I have never forgotten the taste of lychee candy, otherwise I would not have opened a candy store."

”

"? It's such a serious joke? ”

"This isn't the hanging king I know! Hurry up, is Sei? ”

"You must have eaten the king! Hurry up and spit out that hanging king who talks about small dirty paragraphs! ”

"My hanging king can't be so pure!"

Lucy Yang looked at Chen Mo with a confused look, as if she was immersed in that sweet little fresh love story.

In a trance, she seemed to be kissing Chen Mo.

At this moment, my mouth was filled with a smell of lychee candy.

Yang Yuling looked at Chen Mo's handsome face, and two red glows flew up unconsciously.

Chen Mo turned his head to Yang Yuling and said, "Of course, the story is not over yet, the focus is on the next conversation."

Xiao Lingling, guess what the boy said to the girl? ”

Yang Yuling thought for a moment and said, "Is it a confession?" ”

Chen Mo shook his head and smiled: "

The boy was suddenly moved and couldn't reply, and then said: "Then you have been so many years, isn't it lonely to open a candy store alone?" ”

The girl smiled and opened the betta app, clicked on room 001, and pointed to the hanging king who was fighting with Tianmei: "

Of course not lonely!

The anchor of the 001 live broadcast room hangs the king, he looks handsome, and he is very slippery in telling jokes, and the plug-in brain hole of the glory of the king is even bigger than the other, one is more funny than the other, and the strength is even more crushing the dream tears Zhang Daxian!

After I watched his live broadcast, I couldn't close my legs with laughter every day.

As soon as the mood is good, business is getting better and better. ”

The boy asked excitedly, "Is that anchor really so interesting?" Listen to you, I really want to watch his live broadcast right away! What's in his live broadcast room? ”

The girl smiled happily and said, "Remember, it's the 001 live broadcast room!" Hanging king's special live broadcast room, only this one has no other branches! Don't go wrong! By the way, you can also draw skins and bonds, remember to pay attention and brush gifts! ”

”

"Poof~~~~"

Yang Yuling, who was still immersed in the romantic storyline, vomited three meters high with a mouthful of old blood!

Your sister!

I was also moved!!