Although Chenguang calls himself a little monk, he is actually not a monk and has a bald head...... It's really just a hairstyle.

According to the old monk on the mountain, there is a genetic alopecia in the Ruyi Mountain lineage, but not everyone will be bald. In order to unite the family and take care of the bald mood of that part, everyone simply shaved their heads, so that they couldn't see who was really bald and who was falsely bald.

Chenguang has always felt that the old monk who came up with this method must be particularly brainless. Maybe the old monk himself was bald, so he deliberately made it bad so that those with hair would become bald like him.

In order to resist this unfairness, Dustlight has secretly accumulated hair many times. It's a pity that those old monks are old and sophisticated, and the young dust can't fight them at all.

In the end, he had no choice but to run away from home.

Yes, he escaped this time.

Seven years ago, there was a monk who did the same thing as him, and that was his uncle, the monk "Jielu".

Chenguang, who was only eleven years old, watched his uncle, who was dressed in golden light, leave the mountain in a dashing manner against the bombardment of sixty-four Zhentian piles on the mountain, and since then, his uncle has become an idol in his heart.

"One day, I will also become a real man like Uncle Jielu."

After setting a goal, Dustlight strives to develop his abilities and become stronger and stronger. When he becomes an adult, let alone his peers, even if an old monk who is dozens of years older than him comes to compete with him, he can't resist his three moves.

But even so, there is still no way to carry the Zhentian pile of Ruyi Mountain, which is the eight-fierce magic weapon that the Ruyi Buddha personally refined back then, even if the Buddha dies, it is still mighty.

Chenguang, who was smashed by one of the Zhentian piles and lay on the bed for a week, admired Uncle Jielu more and more, and did not give up the idea of going out of the mountain.

In the end, he relied on his innate pair of diamond eyes to find an opportunity to escape from the Zhentian pile.

Growing up in Ruyi Mountain, he doesn't know anything about the outside world, because Ruyi Mountain also has wifi and can access the Internet. It's just that there are a lot of things that are blocked.,For example, some websites that can be seen by adults all show 404.。

He can ride in a car, make phone calls and even make money.

It's too easy for him to make money, go around the train station, bus station, find a pickpocket and steal something, and catch it. In this way, if the owner is good, he will give him a part of the thank you, and if he doesn't plan to give him, he will be reminded, and generally the face will be given a little bit.

When he encounters the kind of ungrateful person who even scolds him, he will find another thief to steal the things. He wouldn't ask for it, and he wouldn't catch the thief, just as if he hadn't taken care of it.

It's just that geese are hunted all day long, and there are times when they are pecked by geese. At the train station in Summer Sky City, he was so attracted by a cute little girl that his salute was stolen by thieves.

Chenguang didn't care much about it, anyway, when he left the mountain, he was empty-handed, and he bought all those salutes with money. If you lose it, you can earn it again, it's not a big problem.

After a series of unfortunate and bizarre events, Dustlight once again comes to the train station to catch the thief.

The flow of people here is particularly large, and three pickpockets were caught by him in half a day.

One of them happened to be the guy who stole his salute, and now it's okay, Uncle Shi's address is back.

Found the wallet that was lost by the thief, and according to the note with the address written in it, Chenguang successfully found the address of his uncle.

Ding dong.

Excited, he rang the doorbell.

Finally able to see Uncle Shi again, his mind was full of the back that stood under the bombardment of the Zhentian pile. That's what he's trying to catch up with in life.

"Who?"

The door opened, and Chenguang couldn't wait to shout: "Division-"

Then, his voice stuck.

Looking at the man in front of him who is 1.9 meters tall, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, wearing a leopard print bodycon dress, long hair permed into big waves, and a face full of stubble but painted with rich makeup, the heroic back in Chenguang's memory is collapsing little by little.

"Uncle~????" His voice was out of tune.

I can vaguely remember that when my uncle came out of the mountain, the entire Ruyi Mountain was alarmed.

The lord of the mountain asked him, "Why did you come down the mountain?" ”

His voice was like a bell: "Truth!" ”

No matter how the Zhentian pile bombarded, he didn't move.

On that day, the golden light broke through the sky on Ruyi Mountain.

But ...... [Is the "truth" that Uncle Shi asked for like this? No, it can't be, I must have found the wrong place, this person may just be as tall as my uncle. 】

"Huh? This hairstyle? The flower-like man looked at the bald head of the dust light and was immediately surprised, "Are you the dust light?" ”

[It's really an uncle-] Chenguang was already wailing in his heart.

"Teacher, uncle, how did you become like this?" Dustlight's voice trembled.

"Oh, this," the man who used to be called the Dharma Ring touched the big waves of his shawl, "After I came out of the mountain, I gradually recognized myself, and I found that my heart actually wanted to be a woman, a weak woman. ”

Dustlight is about to cry.

How so? The manly uncle in my heart, the uncle who has always been chasing after him as his life goal, how did he become like this?

Uncle Shi was very polite: "Come in, I will prepare a room for you after I receive your call, and you can live here with me in the future." ”

Chenguang's heart was resistant, but he was dragged into the house by his uncle.

【it!】 He found that the room was very neat and clean, and it did not look like a man living alone.

[By the way, Uncle Shi is ...... now Became a woman. 】

"You don't have to call me Uncle Shi in the future, I have a new name now, you can call me Alice."

[It's still a foreign name!! Chenguang suddenly remembered that when he was chatting with Uncle Shi online, his ID was Alice, and it turned out that it was not just a screen name!

"Love...... Etude ...... Uncle Shi," Chenguang still couldn't shout after all, "you...... Why do you want to be, when, be a woman? ”

"Oh, yes, I guess I was born with it," Alice recalled, "I didn't like the way men sweat after exercising since I was a kid. ”

In Chenguang's mind, a group of monks on Ruyi Mountain sweated like rain while practicing basic skills.

"And men are very rough, they don't care if their clothes and pants are torn, and sometimes they don't care if they stick to the soil, oh ~ dirty to death~"

Chenguang remembered that when the brothers were learning martial arts, even if they bled out, they didn't care casually.

"The most unbearable thing for me is that men like to untie their hands against trees and walls, splashing everywhere, it's disgusting."

Dusty Light recalled that he was still competing with a group of friends last year to see who could leave a longer water mark on the trunk of the tree, and he was able to draw eighteen spirals on the tree and deserved to be the winner, and he was happy for a long time at that time.

He just stood there stunned, his eyes gradually losing their highlights.

"By the way, I forgot to ask you," Alice said suddenly, "what are you going to do this time?" Dusty light? ”

After being pushed, Dustlight finally came back to his senses.

"I ...... I...... I don't know ...... either."

He felt like his life was in a state of confusion.

"Oh, it's okay, then you can think about it yourself, tell me if you have anything you want, you're welcome." Alice said with a smile.

Dusty still wanted to cry.

"That's right! You've come just in time," Alice went back to the house and pulled out a pile of clothes, "I'm going to run for the Demon Cult Saintess recently, how can you give me a reference on how to match it?" ”

"Huh? Demon Cult? Saint? "The dust light was inexplicable.

"Oh, don't you know yet?" Alice said, "I actually went out of the mountain as an undercover agent to join the Tsing Yi Sect, otherwise no matter how good I am, I wouldn't be able to withstand the Zhentian pile, and the mountain lord cooperated with me to act." ”

"Why!?"

"Of course, it's because I'm not sure if there will be the eyes of the Demon Sect on Ruyi Mountain, since we can send undercover agents to the Demon Sect, how can the Demon Sect lag behind us?"

"What about you...... Is it for the sacrifice of undercover agents? ”

"Oh, that's not, it's just my pure personal hobby," Alice shook her hair and said with a smile, "I was only serious about being an undercover agent for the first half a year, and then I gradually discovered my heart, so I gave up being an undercover agent, I took the initiative to find the hall master to confess this matter, they also forgave me, and let me continue to stay in the hall, I now love the Tsing Yi Sect very much, all of them here are talents, and they speak well, and being with them is the same as at home, our Ruyi Mountain's previous understanding of the Demon Sect was too one-sided." ”

Dustlight sat on the ground in shock: "What...... How so? ”

He said that he had seen a lot of demonic qi since he entered the community just now, and he had planned to join forces with Uncle Shi to subdue demons, but now that he takes a closer look, Uncle Shi has a lot of demonic energy!

Alice took out a paper book from her arms, and the cover clearly wrote five words "Tsing Yi Sect General Outline": "I recommend you to read this, what is written here has benefited me a lot, and it has also given me the courage to face my true self, I believe it will also help you." ”

"Nope! No more! "The dust and light are like a great enemy, and they retreat with their hands and feet.

In his eyes, the book was simply poisonous. Even Uncle Jielu, who once stood up to the heavens and the earth, has been plagued to the way he is now, the Demon Sect ...... It's horrible!

He was still too young to underestimate the outside world.

"Uncle Shi, I won't live here with you, I met a friend when I came, I'll just stay with him." Chenguang couldn't wait to leave, he was afraid that if he stayed any longer, he would become like his uncle.

"Huh? Don't you live here? Alice was a little regretful, "I also bought you new clothes, so you can take them with you." ”

"No, no need, goodbye, uncle." Where did Dustlight dare to ask for the clothes given by Alice, what if it was a skirt? He used all his strength to feed and escaped from the Yedu neighborhood where Alice lived.