Chapter 169: You've Made a Fortune
However, the moment he turned his head, this guy was dumbfounded!
I poked and poked, this person was actually pulling the little nun's hair, and the little nun was still sitting next to her with a beautiful face, and she didn't resist much at all!
How does this work? The little nun is the woman she fancies, how can she be defiled by this man who looks like a girl?
"Hey, let go of your claws hey! If you don't let go, be careful that Lao Tzu chops your claws! ”
Tian Boguang raised the long knife in his hand and said angrily!
Looking at the menacing Tian Boguang, Liu Jiangtao gently spit out two words-
"Rude!"
Ha?
Off color?
"You say that you like women and appreciate beauty, then, let me ask you, what is appreciation, what is love?"
Ha?
Tian Boguang couldn't help but sigh for a moment, is this guy a master?
However, if you are the master, you are a bull?
"Love? Admire? Tell you, this little problem is not difficult for me Tian Boguang! My jade tree is in the wind, and the graceful Xiao Tiantian allows women to enjoy happiness and let them withstand the moisture of rain and dew, this is appreciation, this is love! As for appreciation? It's simpler, of course, to appreciate the way they look without clothes! ”
Hearing Tian Boguang's words, Liu Jiangtao glanced at Tian Boguang with disdain, and then slowly said:
"You are a thief, not appreciation, real appreciation, real love is a flower messenger, not a flower thief!"
"Cut, you're all crooked, tell you, once Lao Tzu also served as a flower messenger, but in the end that woman left me, what she said was just for fun! Since then, Lao Tzu has vowed to let all duplicitous women be punished as they deserve! Hey hey ......"
Speaking of this, Tian Boguang turned his head and glanced at Liu Jiangtao, who was still checking the little nun's hair, and felt unhappy!
I'm poking, you're taking advantage of the opportunity, aren't you?
"Do you want to know what appreciation is and what love is?"
"Tell me about it!"
Tian Boguang has already thought about it, if this kid doesn't say why, then he won't be able to speak!
"Let me tell you a story! There were once two children, both of whom liked flowers very much and appreciated the beauty of flowers, but one liked to pick all the flowers and hide in the room to enjoy them; The other is to water every flower that comes across, and although you can't see it often, those flowers are always blooming in the wild! You say, who of these two children prefers flowers? ”
Yes?
How do you answer that?
Tian Boguang blinked his eyes quickly, and muttered:
"This, this ......"
"Maybe you also said that the flowers can be broken and must be broken, don't wait for no flowers to break the branches, but you have to know a word, Zifei fish know the joy of fish, how can you not know that flowers need to be picked?"
I poke?
Hearing Liu Jiangtao's words, Ling Hu Chong faced Liu Jiang
The worship of the waves is like a surging river, endless!
Once, when Liu Jiangtao, the master, took the land monkeys to the Qinglou, the excuse he made was that no matter how beautiful the flowers were, they also needed to be moistened by rain and dew, otherwise they would wither when they dried up!
But now what do you say, how do you need to pick flowers?
Sure enough, he is worthy of being a master, no matter how you say it, it is right!
When the Tianmen Daoist heard this, he didn't speak, he was quietly watching all this, waiting to see how Liu Jiangtao defeated Tian Boguang with his mouth cannon!
As for Tian Boguang, he went back and forth several times, and finally, when he saw the little nun, he suddenly said:
"Okay, you stinky reader, you dare to set me up! Hmph, tell me, I'm not fooled, I like to pick flowers, what's wrong? I like to pick flowers, it's my thing! ”
Speaking of this, Tian Boguang paused, thought for a few seconds, and then said:
"However, I'm curious, since you are so powerful, can you help me analyze why that woman abandoned me in the first place? I'm the one who likes her, and I really like her, and we're all like that, but in the end she abandoned me, why is that? ”
Slanting at Tian Boguang, Liu Jiangtao pouted disdainfully!
Seeing Liu Jiangtao's expression, Tian Boguang was not happy!
"I said, Master, I respect you, so I asked you to help me analyze, you look down on me with this expression, right?"
"Analysis? I'm analyzing a fart! Why, let me analyze how you took advantage? ”
Forehead?
Tian Boguang was stunned!
Lao Tzu was played by a woman in vain, abandoned, and dumped! Am I taking advantage?
"Don't understand?"
"I can figure it out, there are ghosts! Say, if you're not satisfied with your answer, then, be careful that I chop off your paws! ”
"What if you're satisfied? What's in it for me? ”
"If your answer satisfies me, I will never fight back!"
Hearing this, the corners of Liu Jiangtao's mouth hooked slightly, very good, you have to play!
Seeing Liu Jiangtao's expression, Ling Hu Chong couldn't help but be furious!
You must know that when they beat Qingcheng Sixiu and their mother didn't know each other, Liu Jiangtao, the master, always had this evil smile on the corner of his mouth!
"Excellent! In that case, I ask you, are you and that woman the same, more than once? ”
"That's right! We did do that a lot, and we've been that for over a year! ”
"In the end, that woman married another nouveau riche and didn't choose to marry you, right?"
"yes, that's right, that's it!"
"That's it! You've made a fortune, and you're still here asking me? ”
Ha?
Not to mention Tian Boguang, even people who are often with Liu Jiangtao and know that Liu Jiangtao has a hole in his head don't know how to make a lot of money!
"You slept with someone's daughter-in-law
After so many years, do you say you have made a lot of money? ”
Without waiting for Tian Boguang to speak, Liu Jiangtao spoke again:
"That nouveau riche didn't even enjoy his own woman, but you enjoyed it for so long, you say, are you making a fortune?"
Ha?
How can you understand that?
Whether it is the head of Tianmen Dao, or the little nun, or Ling Huchong, they all looked at Liu Jiangtao with admiration, Mom, how fresh and refined this person's brain circuit must be to come up with such a different explanation!
However, Tian Boguang, a guy with abnormal brain circuits, seems to really eat this, and muttered in his mouth:
"I'm making a fortune? I slept with someone's daughter-in-law? Did I bring someone an eco-colored hat? Others didn't sleep when they married a daughter-in-law, and they slept for more than a year? ”
Looking at Tian Boguang, whose eyes were getting brighter and brighter, Ling Hu Chong knew that another person was fooled and lame!
Just when Ling Hu Chong and the few people present thought that Tian Boguang was so fooled and lame, suddenly Tian Boguang shouted loudly-
"That's not right! When I slept with her, she wasn't married! She hasn't slept with that nouveau riche yet, I'm ......"
Looking at Tian Boguang, who seemed to have turned a corner, Liu Jiangtao's figure flashed, and appeared directly in front of Tian Boguang, that speed, let alone a little nun, even if he was holding a long sword, he was always ready to go up to save people when Tian Boguang was angry and wanted to kill people, and the head of the Tianmen Daoist did not find out when Liu Jiangtao, who was originally sitting, crossed a distance of ten meters and appeared in front of Tian Boguang!
As for Tian Boguang, he was even more confused, and before he finished his sentence, he was slapped on the back of the head-
"Are you a pig-brain? Do you want to sleep after a woman has stopped sleeping, or do you want to sleep before a woman is by whom! One is second-hand, the other is the first blood, which one do you want to take? ”
"Do you need to ask? First blood, of course! What Lao Tzu likes is Hina! ”
Tian Boguang said without thinking about it!
"Isn't that all there is to it?! Everything you think has appeared, and your wishes have come true! You say, what are you not making a fortune with? ”
"Is that so?"
Tian Boguang looked at the Tianmen Daoist with a bewildered expression, but the Tianmen Daoist was more confused than him!
Look at Irene again, well, Irene is not as good as the head of Tianmen Dao!
In the end, Tian Boguang looked at Ling Hu Chong, although Ling Hu Chong was also confused, but he still nodded heavily to Tian Boguang with great certainty, and said solemnly:
"Don't worry, our master knows astronomy and geography, a thousand years ago, and five hundred years later, your little thing is just a drizzle!"
All right!
You've always said a lot, and you're right!
Although I felt that there was still something wrong with this, Tian Boguang was completely confused, and he couldn't find anything wrong at all!
Besides, if you follow Liu Jiangtao's master's statement
And that's really the way it is!
I made a lot of money, so isn't there no excuse for myself to be a flower thief?
"Odada, do you think I'm right? What do you think of this explanation? ”
Tian Boguang pretended to be chic and pulled his hair together, looked at Liu Jiangtao who returned to his seat, and pretended to be relaxed and said:
"Hey! Just when what you said is right, you explain this way, I am convinced! ”
"Okay, just take it! So, are you going to keep our bet? ”
Abide by?
Listening to Liu Jiangtao's words, Tian Boguang subconsciously looked around, and then looked at Liu Jiangtao, who was sitting in the seat and didn't notice him......
This distance, no matter what, he can't escape!
If Liu Jiangtao didn't show his martial arts just now, he appeared in front of him and slapped him in an instant, and he didn't even see how people beat him, I'm afraid this guy might really not admit it.
However, in this situation, can he not admit it?
It is estimated that if you say you don't comply with it one second, it will be abolished the next second!
"Although my Tian Boguang is not a good thing, he will do what he says, say it, how can I clean it up? I, Tian Boguang, will never frown! ”
"How do you clean you up? Hey! Linghu, hang him up and drop him at the door of the Huiyan Tower! ”
"What? Hang me at the door of the Hui Yan Tower? It's not going to work, it's absolutely not going to work, I'm ......"
Without waiting for Tian Boguang to finish speaking, Liu Jiangtao's figure flashed, and he pointed at Tian Boguang's dumb hole......
Looking at Liu Jiangtao's evil smile, Tian Boguang knew that this time it must be a bad dish!
(End of chapter)