Chapter 39 [There are always a few days every month!] 】
Rewind the clock to 28 days.
It was a sunny morning.
At this time, it was the stage when Kato Taka was working hard to cultivate the [Eight Gate Dunjia].
Taka Kato is wantonly swaying his youth and sweat in the grove outside the village!
Just when Kato Taka was practicing, a man with white hair walked into Kato Taka's sight, it was Sannin Jiraiya.
"Eagle sauce!" Jiraiya smiled at Kato Takashi, and it looked as obscene as he could.
Jiraiya deliberately came to find Kato Taka today, just two days ago, after the last 'contact' between him and Kato Taka ended, he waited for two days, but he never waited for the 'right time' in Kato Eagle's mouth!
In the past two days, I really don't want to think about it, and even the voyeur girl who likes to do it the most takes a bath, and it is not as happy as before.
If this continues, Zilai also feels like he is taking jujube pills by himself!
So, in desperation, Jilai had to take the initiative to find Kato Taka and wonder if Kato Taka had forgotten his big event.
"Uncle, what's the matter?" Kato Taka looked at Jiraiya with a somewhat evasive look.
After all, Jiraiya not only took him to peep into the women's bathroom, but also taught him psychic skills, which can be regarded as completing Kato Taka's two goals!
But he betrayed Jiraiya mercilessly, and put two huge black cauldrons on Jiraiya's head.
Although Kato Taka did bad things, he still has humanity, and when facing Jiraiya, he still has a little guilt in his heart.
"About me and Tsunade." Jiraiya scratched the back of his head, and he was a little embarrassed to urge Kato Taka like this, but he really couldn't wait, and every minute he waited for was tormented!
"Uncle, it's not going to be good lately, Aunt Tsunade she's not in a good mood these days!"
Kato Taka thought about it and spoke, after all, it was only two days ago that Jiraiya put on the black cauldron, and now Tsunade is very angry with Jiraiya for 'bringing bad' him, and Jiraiya is estimated to be directly knocked away by a punch when he sees Tsunade! Where will there be an opportunity to implement the plan!
"Why is Tsunade in a bad mood?"
Jiraiya was stunned, he didn't know the fact that he was betrayed by Kato Taka, otherwise he would cry and faint on the rooftop every minute!
If Kato Taka doesn't help him, forget it, and pit him! This is clearly a deliberate attempt to make it more difficult for him.
It's a pity that he didn't know that he still had to seek help from Taka Kato.
"That's it...... Aunt Tsunade, as a woman, is always in a bad mood for a few days every month! Uncle, you know! Taka Kato held back for two seconds, and finally came up with a perfect excuse!
Hahahaha.
What a genius he Kato Taka is!
"Eagle sauce, I don't understand!"
Jiraiya's bewildered + curious expression almost made Kato Hawk's blood flow backwards!
Kato Hawk's heart is 6,832 *** running wildly!
"It's her aunt here!"
Kato Taka almost burst into foul language, isn't he an idiot? He said it so clearly, why can't he understand it!
"Does Tsunade have an aunt?"
Jiraiya is still very confused, he feels that he and Kato Taka are people of two worlds, and Tsunade clearly has no great aunt.
Kato Takashi was stunned, he was so angry just now that he forgot that 'Great Aunt' was his previous life, and there was no explanation of the meaning of Great Aunt in the Hokage World, and Great Aunt was just a simple Great Aunt!
"It's Aunt Tsunade, she's not feeling well these days! It hurts! There will be bloodshed! And then the mood is not beautiful! ”
Kato Takashi continued to explain, this time he organized the language very seriously, it should be explained very clearly, there is nothing wrong.
"Nani! Tsunade: She's hurt? I'll go see her right away! After Jiraiya finished speaking, he hurriedly wanted to panic to see Tsunade.
This time, Jiraiya finally made Kato Taka petrified!
Kato Taka really doesn't know how to describe Jiraiya, is he too idiotic? Or is it too innocent?
How the hell is ...... Can't even understand such a simple explanation?
"Uncle!" Taka Kato stopped Jiraiya, who was about to leave.
"Uncle, have you forgotten that Aunt Tsunade is a medical ninja?" Kato Taka spoke, he really couldn't bear to let Jiraiya be beaten inexplicably, this is definitely a very sad story in life.
It's pitiful enough, and it's even more pitiful to be beaten again!
And Takashi Kato is now, after telling a lie, he has to keep using more lies to continue to cover up!
"That's right!" Jiraiya suddenly realized that Tsunade is the strongest medical ninja in Konoha Village, and his strength in ordinary bleeding can be cured almost instantly!
So, why did Taka Kato say that Tsunade would be in pain for a few days and bleed for a few days? I don't understand this anymore.
"Uncle, you've never had a girlfriend, have you?" Takashi Kato walked up to Jiraiya and patted his arm, and couldn't help but sigh.
"Who said that? How could I never have a girlfriend? I'm the love saint of Konoha Village! Jiraiya's reaction was very exaggerated, first his face became red, and then he vigorously denied the fact that his mother was single!
Takashi Kato didn't expect that Jiraiya's reaction would be so strong!
It's almost thirty! Men who are almost thirty years old have never had a girlfriend!
What's so strange about that?
Not unusual, right?
Kindness...... Not unusual!
"Uncle, it's definitely not appropriate for you to go directly to Aunt Tsunade." Kato Taka sighed, it seems that he still has to help Jiraiya, otherwise Jilai will have to hit the street every minute.
"So what should I do?" Jiraiya broke the work in a second, and hurriedly asked Kato Hawk, who seemed to have become his brainstorm!
"Chance encounter!" Takashi Kato looked at Jiraiya and said two meaningful words.
"But...... I don't know which casino Tsunade will be going to today! "Zilai is also very helpless, the gambling halls in Konoha Village are scattered, he can't keep looking for 'chance encounters' in the four areas, this probability is too low.
"Isn't that me! I'll be out with Aunt Tsunade for Ichiraku ramen at noon today, and you'll be eating ramen at the same time, so it's the perfect 'chance encounter'! ”
Kato Taka raised his eyebrows, making such a trivial thing as a 'chance encounter' is a piece of cake, when the thousands of romance novels in his last life were read in vain?
"Taka-chan, then you can go back and call Tsunade." Zilai also hurriedly urged, and his heart was already panicked.
In the past, Jiraiya always went directly to Tsunade, and if he wanted to, he went directly, and there was no scheming at all!
Until now, Jiraiya has met Takashi Kato, this 'mysterious' boy!
It was as if I had seen a new world!
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