"Weiyang, I'm out of love again!"

Pushing open the door of the dormitory, Zhao Weiyang was hugged by Lei Yu head-on.

Although he has only been in the school for less than half a year, Zhao Weiyang has long concluded that Lei Yu is the smartest, most capable, most persevering, most pursuing among the eight people in the 608 dormitory, and at the same time the saddest person for the time being. When Lei Yu entered the school, with his good oral expression and extremely eye-catching robust appearance, he won the votes of many female students, and was elected as the vice president of the student union of the Faculty of Letters in one fell swoop. Lei Yu's academic performance is also very good, but he only fell to Normal University because he reported the wrong volunteer. After entering the school, he did not follow the crowd, he rarely skipped class, and even if he skipped class, he made up for it in time. In Zhang Danqing's words, Lei Yu is an outstanding student under the teachers, a good baby in the eyes of the leaders, and a sunshine angel in the hearts of brothers and sisters. There was even a little girl who crossed her hands in front of her chest and whispered that when she saw Lei Yu's brother, she felt like she had seen her father.

However, Lei Yu does not want to be the father of the little girl, he wants to be the boyfriend or lover of the little girl. It's a pity that Lei Yu is so good that ordinary girls are ashamed to drill into his chest. What's even more regrettable is that many boys who look more average have girls chasing after them, and soon have girlfriends, but Lei Yu is alone with a dazzling halo.

For more than three months, Lei Yu's emotional life was as colorful as this autumn, but it was also as devastated as autumn.

How many times before the moon, the shy girl was held by Lei Yu's little hand, half pushed and half leaned on his strong chest. At this time, no matter who this little girl is, she is puzzled, such an excellent "father" was obtained by herself like this, did happiness come too suddenly? In the end, when Lei Yu confessed his feelings, all the little girls who were holding his hand thought that Lei Yu was blaspheming their feelings, and they all left him without hesitation. In the hearts of little girls, how can a daughter fall in love with her father?

How many times, in the small dark corner outside the library screening room, the girl was moved and complained, with tears in her eyes, and said to Lei Yu hoarsely: "As long as you are uglier, or shorter, or your grades are worse, even if your behavior can be a little obscene, I will dedicate everything I have to you without hesitation." However, you are so good, so good that it gives me a very unreal feeling. I'm sorry, I'm not worthy of you. From now on, you will be my brother, can you? ”

So, in less than a semester, Lei Yu's sister is like a cloud, but there is no one who can join hands with her.

Once, Lei Yu got drunk and said to Zhao Weiyang: "I have loved thirty girls." After speaking, the tiger's eyes were full of tears.

Hearing this, Li Gaochao summed up to Zhao Weiyang and others: "It turns out that Lao Lei has been dumped thirty times, so pitiful. ”

In this way, everyone watched the ever-changing beauties around Lei Yu in a fancy way, and they were also happy to cover themselves in the quilt in the middle of the night and eavesdrop on Lei Yu's phone crying and complaining. Everyone can't help but sigh: has it really fulfilled the curse of the previous year that "men are not bad, women are not loved"? Wise people such as Zhao Weiyang, Zhang Danqing, Su Yu and Fang Xin are also completely unknown.

However, Lei Yu's thirty times of falling out of love still brought him endless spiritual wealth. These spiritual treasures are what Lei Yu is quite popular among freshmen. In addition, no matter what, Lei Yu belongs to the past and has the right to speak. It's like a great man said, "If you can't learn from a successful person, then go to the loser and learn from it." Zhao Weiyang can fully believe that Lei Yu can support him without spending a penny just by showing off his lovelorn experience, and eat and drink for nothing until the winter vacation.

According to Lei Yu's experience, it is difficult for people to fall in love again once they are over eighty years old, of course, everyone has been researching for a long time and does not know how Lei Yu got this experience. Later, Li Gaochao could only attribute the reason to Lei Yu's communication with an eighty-year-old man, so he felt this way. However, the explanation given by Lei Yu is still convincing, that is, falling in love is a kind of physical work, and the old comrades are not unable to do it, but have no time to do it, so the burden falls on the shoulders of young people.

However, Lei Yu finally got along with an old comrade with a doctor. Of course, the good thing about the two is not that they are gay, but that Lei Yu has found one of his blue-faced confidants. This old comrade with a doctorate is a doctoral student in the Faculty of Arts, and he has reached the age of not being confused, but he is still single, and the number of times he has broken the record of the Normal University has repeatedly broken the record of the Normal University, which is more than ten times that of Lei Yu. Before coming to Normal University, the old comrade of the doctor applied for Lu University. During the interview, the old comrade with a beautiful face said to a mentor: "I don't have a girlfriend yet!" The tutor smiled ambiguously, and asked embarrassedly: "Most of the recruits this year are boys, and including you, you won't dislike this school, right?" But next year, there will probably be a big change, and it will be a change that has never been seen before......"

From the subtext, the old comrade doctor got a hint, that is, Lu University will definitely recruit young and beautiful girls next year, and it is very likely that she will be a beautiful woman of her peerless beauty, so the old comrade doctor happily obeyed and decided to study for a doctorate at Lu University in the future, and he can always carry the burden of love. However, after a year of mixing with Lu University, the old comrade found that the doctoral enrollment in the second year of Lu University had really changed a lot, that is, a small number of female students were recruited in ordinary years, but this time there was no female student at all, all of them were men. In frustration, the old comrade of the doctor asked someone to transfer to Lu Normal University, which has many beauties. This kind of transfer is difficult, but it can be done. If the order is reversed, I am afraid it will be difficult, after all, Lu University is one of the few key universities in the country, and Normal University is only a famous school in the province.

Later, Lei Yu and the old comrade of the doctor met by chance and became a pure friend with similar interests. In his spare time, Lei Yu took him to fight monsters and level up, and occasionally discussed love tactics, such as love can be divided into tunnel warfare, mine warfare, guerrilla warfare, and large-scale corps operations. As the name suggests, tunnel warfare does not take place in the sun, but it is not ruled out that Sunshine Boy may use this technique, and you can hide it underground for decades, or even bury it deep in your heart forever. The biggest advantage of this technology is that the danger index tends to be close to zero, and even if it is worn one day, it will leave the reputation of an infatuated species at most. Mine warfare is to reserve the next explosion point in life and give the target a huge shock, such as pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, being slapped in the face first, and then slapping the face in the opposite way to attract the attention of girls. However, if this method is not operated carefully, it will either bury itself in the pit or blow it into the air. Guerrilla warfare is to change territory with one shot, and after four years of college, most of them can achieve fruitful results and plant red flags all over the hills, but they are also extremely risky. After which bird is knocked down by you, it will be troublesome to drill into your backpack, and it will not be counted empty-handed in the end, but wear a nymphomaniac, pervert or something like that. The most exciting and moving part of all the battles is the battle, that is, the battle of the large corps. Cases usually occur in engineering colleges or foreign language colleges where the ratio of men to women is extremely exaggerated, and in addition, in the case of encounters over school flowers and grass. You can determine the location of the battlefield based on the number of people in the battle, as well as the lethality index of the combatants.

However, Lei Yu's communication with the old comrade of the doctor gradually diverged, that is, in the attitude of love. Because of the many blows and the long years they have received, the old comrades of the doctor are inclined to have a casual and contemptuous attitude. The old comrade of the doctor said to Lei Yu every time, everyone is just playing, you don't want to be too desperate, you want people to love the blue sea day and night, that is the work of being struck by lightning. But Lei Yu has an extremely pious attitude towards every relationship. He has repeatedly declared that as long as a woman is willing, he can immediately make a personal promise, and he will never change.