Chapter 290: Surprised
Before leaving, Li Dong also took away three barrels of Feleslo's Mohan liquor, which made the battalion commander, who had spent several months on allowances, cut his heart again, knocked out his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach.
In the next few days, another military camp with a big bald head also threw an olive branch to Li Dong, and the latter also gladly accepted. He probably had already guessed that because the big war was approaching, these battalion commanders, as a small middle-level personnel of the army, wanted to smooth out the bad relationship caused by the previous chaos for the sake of internal "peace and stability", so as to meet the ensuing new round of training.
Training, yes, this is the word used by the First Army in the method of deployment. It has the meaning of a military exercise, but everyone knows that this is an out-and-out decisive battle. Some people are worried about the survival of their own troops, and some people are looking at those seemingly low-hanging fruit military exploits, and they are naturally despised by them for a little holiday.
And Li Dong can be said to belong to the latter.
"There's no way, it's not easy to be a princess's husband with this bowl of soft rice. Li Dong always sighed when the officers and men of the 15th Battalion complained or even questioned him about the intensity of his training. Therefore, the 15th Mecha Battalion, thousands of officers and soldiers, all knew that this battalion commander was interested in bringing Princess Bonnie, the high white swan. Maybe the life in the barracks is too boring, this news spread throughout the entire First Military Region in less than a week, from the army commander to the ordinary soldiers, all know that there is such a cow in their military region, and they are determined to eat the princess's soft rice.
"I don't want to eat the whitest and most positive white swan toad, it's not a qualified toad!" Li Dong felt that it was rare for him to say a wise saying, and said it with a posture of pointing out the country and inspiring words.
And the officers and soldiers of the 15th Battalion, especially Brother Chen's half-faced, watched this Reykaya battalion commander dare to block the gentle and murderous gaze of Nurse Changze, and said such bold words, and they admired it to death, and firmly believed that this battalion commander must have accidentally caught his brain by the door of the mecha cockpit.
In this way, in the 15th Battalion, there were mysterious and occasional vomiting and screaming sounds, and Li Dong's bold words were constantly passed as jokes by the First Army, and in the 15th Battalion Machinery Repair Department, it was changed into a lecture class, and the days passed day by day, until 30 days passed in a hurry.
On this morning, the 15th Battalion, which had been in mythology or demonization, finally stepped on the transport ship they belonged to, there was no mechanic department, only a mechanic, a beautiful and gentle head nurse, and mechas, a vast number of mechas. Because the carrying machine repair department was canceled before, Li Dong seemed very stupid to others and applied to his superiors for nearly a hundred more replacement mechas.
Why is this guy stupid? And there is a point in that. Generally speaking, the replacement mecha is responsible for the transportation of those mechanical repair departments, and in the case of a mecha battalion with limited pilots, there is no mechanical repair department, so where will the manpower be responsible for transporting these extra 100 mechas?
What surprised them even more was that when the mecha was transported to the transport ship, all the mecha were transported by mechanical equipment without starting in order to maintain the best performance, but because the transportation volume was relatively large this time and the task time was tight, it was changed to control the mecha to directly enter the transport ship.
Everyone saw that the mecha with the laser brand of the 15th battalion, and 1,100 mecha (100 more than the ordinary mecha battalion) of the unit, walked towards the hatch of the transport ship.
Where did they have 100 extra mecha divisions? Also, what's going on with their mecha, either the original mecha of the 15th Battalion, or the 100 replacement mecha that was added later, all of them are the same: tattered, extremely tattered. Among the groups of mecha that are shiny and shiny, and the outer armor seems to be flashing with murderous aura, the mechs of the 15th battalion are undoubtedly a group of beggars.
Saying that they are tattered, but it is a bit too much, they are not the kind of mecha that is broken by hole, it is a real beggar's, the mecha of the 15th battalion is much more powerful than the beggar mecha, these guys are big cracks in strips, at first glance, it is the kind of heavy damage mecha that was split by the opponent's mecha on the battlefield, and even the internal structure was partially destroyed. When people see these mecha for the first time, they should feel that they are all thrown into the machine repair department, and whoever drives such a mecha to the battlefield is simply joking in that name.
Seeing this scene, the officers and soldiers of the other barracks couldn't help it, those who drove mechas, land tanks, and even those who sat in the cockpit with cigarettes in their mouths and watched their fighters being dragged into the transport ship, all turned on the built-in microphones and laughed at the group of seriously injured mecha of the 15th Special Mecha Battalion.
"Hey, I said Brother 15, are you too cold, are you going to the mechanics department, or are you going to die?"
"Hey, your uncle, this thing won't explode when it's on, be careful to blow up your soft eggs!"
"I'm convinced, you are really a group of troops led by the king of soft rice, this is to hide behind enemy lines and eat our soft rice!"
"15th Battalion, go back to repairs!"
“......”
There are all kinds of things, mostly insulting and slandering, and some words of persuasion, but in response to these, the mecha of the 15th battalion are surprisingly unanimous, and only use one gesture to answer everyone: I saw that 1100 mecha raised their respective mecha arms, as if they had been rehearsed, and the mecha hand was in a fist, and suddenly stretched out his middle finger.
Male middle finger, domineering middle finger, when there are thousands of mecha raising the middle finger towards you, even if it is in tatters, you will feel the momentum of this face, not to mention when people don't feel that they are seriously ill.
"A bunch of idiots!" Brother Chen said disdainfully. This guy still turned on the microphone built into the mecha, and the result was naturally that everyone in the audience heard this sentence.
"Dog's eyes. "Half of the face seems to be in line, and it seems to be expressing his own opinion.
Everyone naturally knew whether the "dog eye" saw something high or low, and when they were indignant and wanted to scold back, an extremely obscene voice came from the mecha group of the 15th battalion again, but those who have heard Li Dong speak will feel that this is relatively normal.
"Sample, you have died ten times and Lao Tzu has not died!" this is the monkey speaking loudly.
"Shut up all of them!" Li Dong did not turn on the built-in microphone of the mecha, but shouted in the internal communication PTP channel, "Whoever says one more word, will come back and have twice as many training tasks!"
Immediately, the crows are silent, let you wind and rain, let you storm the waves, let you abuse the sky, I am calm.
In the midst of everyone's scolding, the 15th Battalion, which was destined to shine again and be remembered by history, entered the transport ship in a gray manner under the coercion of the battalion commander.