Chapter 11 Hello System, Goodbye System
Sitting in the carriage back, Fang Yuan was bored and played with the jade wrench in his hand. I remembered my life story again.
Fang Yuan was actually a serious earthling. Solid three good young people in the new century.
And his character is not bad, he often helps the old lady cross the road, accompanies the old man to play Tai Chi, and collects gold. Aside from being a bit of a narcissistic stinky fart and being a single dog, there's nothing big about it.
On this day, scholarships were handed out at the school. Fang Yuan, who is carrying a huge amount of money, is naturally vulgar, and when he calls his roommate, he is ready to have a meal, an Internet café, and a bath.
Don't look at the long round knots, with a horizontal face. In fact, it's just a bottle of upside down.
After three bottles of beer were eaten, Fang Yuan went downstairs to check out.
After that, it was a messy crossing, which may be a good thing for others, but for an inspirational dead house who eats and waits for death, and focuses on the second dimension, the other world without mobile phones and computers is tantamount to a hellish prison.
After a few years of living in another world, Fang Yuan also understood that this was a completely different world from the earth, but a different world that could be cultivated.
However, as a traverser, when Fang Yuan found that he had actually crossed over to the third son of the chief mage of the palace, he suddenly had a sense of immediacy among the people who ate melons. Sometimes Fang Yuan also secretly thought in his heart, "In his previous life, he was just an ordinary college student, but he crossed over here and became the second generation of officials, could it be that he did too many good deeds in his previous life, God couldn't bear to see that I didn't have a computer to play, so he gave material compensation." "
However, Fang Yuan, who had the idea of eating and waiting for death, felt as warm as coming home wherever he went.
has been living the life of the second generation of officials who stretch out their hands in clothes and open their mouths when they eat. This lasted until Fang Yuan was fifteen years old.
Children in this continent will test their own attributes when they are fifteen years old, and whether it is martial arts or Fa cultivation in the future, they can choose exercises that are in line with them.
As a family of law cultivators, as long as you have a little spiritual expertise, you will definitely be able to cultivate a lot of mages under the bombardment of various heavenly and earthly treasures. But Fang Yuan just didn't have any spiritual expertise.
The results of such tests are astonishing. For a time, Fang Muhong, as the chief mage, wondered if it was his own son.
"Don't doubt it, it's not. Fang Yuan muttered in his heart.
But fortunately, although the mage has no choice, he can be martial arts.
Since then, Fang Yuan's life of suffering has begun.
Fang Muhong, that is, Fang Yuan's father. Ever since he found out that his son couldn't cultivate the law, not only was he not sad, but he quickly arranged the path of martial arts cultivation for Fang Yuan, which was the two heavens of ice and fire once a month. In comparison, it is not worth mentioning the three nines in winter and the three summers in summer.
Speaking of this two heavens of ice and fire, Fang Yuan's heart was full of tears.
The so-called two heavens of ice and fire, Fang Muhong will first let his subordinates add a good medicinal soup in a big ding, and put on a variety of special medicines to nourish the body, the palm-sized scorpion has wood, the two-foot-long black centipede has wood, and the basin-sized Tuyuan has it. After the fire was burning, it was time for Fang Yuan to go inside and take a bath. The key was that every time Fang Muhong would use the ice cold qi to protect Fang Yuan's inward prostration, so that Fang Yuan could always stay awake, the so-called only in this way could he better absorb the medicinal power. Every time he boiled it, his body was in pain, and it once became Fang Yuan's childhood nightmare.
Fang Yuan, who came back to his senses, began to sigh again, others crossed over, they were all kinds of, all kinds of golden fingers, or they were talented, their breath was amazing, everywhere they were shocked, and they came from all directions.
After lowering his head and glancing at his skinny and spicy chicken's body, the golden finger that couldn't come out after a thousand calls, Fang Yuan suddenly wanted to cry without tears.
As soon as I thought of going to practice martial arts in the future, I felt that the future was bleak.
Why am I so unlucky?
Speaking of which, there was one more thing that seemed to be about to come, and that was Fang Yuan's last hope.
It's a long story. That's how it was. Half a month after testing the affinity, Zhou Muhong happily found Fang Yuan, who was still playing in the mud in the back garden, and said that he would take him to take a bath. The naïve Fang Yuan, believing it, followed his father with his fart, who knew that he was going to temper his body.
After arriving, Fang Yuan was picked up without saying anything and thrown directly into the medicine pod.
Fang Yuan, who has fine skin and tender meat, has experienced this posture, what is this bathing, look at this medicinal herb floating on the water like onions, ginger and garlic, this is clearly the rhythm of boiling a pot of human flesh tonic soup.
After receiving the baptism of ice and fire for the first time, Fang Yuan quickly fell asleep in a daze.
At two o'clock in the morning, in Fang Yuan's mind, a voice full of mechanical texture suddenly sounded, "Ding, the system has been fused, and now the super invincible aura system is officially opened, please check it out by yourself."
Fang Yuan, who was sleeping, was taken aback, a clever one, jumped up in an instant, what's the matter, what system?
Fang Yuan suddenly became excited, hahaha, labor and management finally have a system" Fang Yuan was already thinking that he was finally going to turn over and sing.
As everyone knows, the salted fish turned over, isn't it still a salted fish!
Holding back his excitement, Fang Yuan hurriedly called softly in a northeast accent: "Hello system, may I ask what kind of system you are, quickly tell me what functions you have, and whether you have a newbie gift package or something." "
Look, look, we are cultural people, and we are so polite to the system.
......
System?
"Oops, hey, it's still a subtle and introverted system. I love it!"
"The system is big, come out, don't worry, I'm not a good person. "
......
Is it a bit of a tsundere? Or is it a cold system?
Uncle System?
The second master of the system?
......
A cold wind blew, and half an hour passed. Well, there's no movement?
System your uncle's!
"what"s the fuck? My system, the system that says yes. Fang Yuan roared.
seems to have found that he was tricked: "What a few broken systems, don't you want labor and management to be repaid, disturb Lao Tzu's dreams, and make labor and management happy in vain." Fang Yuan scolded.
The host is detected to need to uninstall the system, whether to uninstall the system.
"Don't chirp here, uninstall it!" Fang Yuan said domineeringly.
Dididi, the system is uninstalling......
Wait!Wait!
"What's the situation? don't, Lao Tie, the system~ Uncle, I was wrong, I was wrong~" Fang Yuan shouted with a handful of snot and tears.
The system module has been uninstalled. Thank you for providing valuable data, the next system will be running and loaded in two years, and we look forward to meeting you next time.
Suddenly, only the bitter Fang Yuan was left messy in the wind.
If Heaven were giving me a chance to love you once, I wouldn't be unloading you. If I had to add a period, I would like it to be 10,000 years.
Uncle System, don't leave me. Fang Yuan cried and cried in the room, which made those who heard it sad and those who saw it wept.
But fortunately, Fang Yuan also heard the last sentence, there is still the next system, but it will be two years later. Thinking of this, Fang Yuan fell asleep unwillingly.
Counting the days, two o'clock in the morning today will be exactly two years. Fang Yuan pressed the mood of chicken jelly. Hurry back to the house, eat a little hastily and go back to the room.