A few weeks ago, I participated in an event at Dongfang Da's side, and I opened my mind to write a book about him, and I thought about it and thought I could send it out for everyone to see!

Although some of the plots may refer to the original plan for me, it doesn't have much to do with it~

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That one......

Can this count as a chapter?

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Knock knock knock!

There was a loud knock on the door in the hallway of the apartment.

"Wade! Open the door, open the door!! Don't hide and keep quiet, I know you're home! William banged frantically on the door, shouting inside.

Click...

The sound of the door being locked came from the other end of the plank.

"Fuck your uncle's William, don't want to borrow another penny from me! Unless you give me back the money you owed me last time, I won't give in even if you forcibly take away my precious first time! Wade said angrily, his tone full of cheapness.

William paused and asked calmly, "Are you sure you really won't open it?" ”

"No! Don't even open it if you kill it! ”

"Alright then......" William's body suddenly burst into a brilliant colored light.

Wade saw the colored light coming in through the crack in the door, and suddenly the chrysanthemum tightened, his scalp was numb, and he screamed: "Fuck, William, what are you going to do, you bastard!" ”

"Athena prepares Reinhardt to transform!"

The colored light stopped flickering, and under this light was a tall European knight, holding a giant hammer, he put on heavy armor to make it full of majesty, and the various exquisite high-tech gadgets on the armor made him look not as bulky as a European knight, but because of the power of science and technology, it became faster and more powerful!

After the transformation, William swung the giant hammer in his hand, and with a loud bang, the entire wall next to the door collapsed.

"No, you bastard!" Wade screamed in anger.

"Athena lifts the transformation."

The colored light flashed again, and the tall European knight disappeared in a flash, replaced by a young man with a haggard face.

"Don't call, I know this is just a transit point for you to take on tasks, and you have a dozen more places like this." William spread his hands, ignoring the bloody boy on the ground who had been smashed by the wall, and walked into the apartment as if nothing had happened, slumped on the couch.

Naturally, Deadpool wouldn't be stupid enough to accept a client's assignment at home, so he rented a lot of these apartments to trade with hired middlemen, and he actually had more than the dozen William knew.

"You say it nicely, you don't need money to rent an apartment! This apartment is worth $300 a month! Deadpool glanced viciously at the man on the couch, got up from the ground, didn't care about the bleeding wounds on his body, sat down on the couch next to William, lifted his mask, picked up the wine on the table, and drank it down.

"Okay, I'll pay you back when I get my salary!"

"Give me back? When was the last time you borrowed money back? I remember you told me that you were borrowing money to get your sister, and if it weren't for the fact that you finally woke up, I wouldn't have lent you money to death! ”

William pouted, the last time he borrowed money was when he heard that Eve wanted to listen to a big star's concert, but for some unknown reasons, all the wages he just received that month were paid back, and Fury, the black brine egg, was not willing to advance his salary in advance, and it just happened that Deadpool, a jian, was dangling in front of him, so he thought about fooling him well, and then he didn't plan to pay back the money he flickered, who knew that he actually remembered it until now.

That's only $160!

William rolled his eyes, don't turn his head and didn't want to see the person in front of him again, but suddenly found that there seemed to be some strange milky white liquid left on the pillow side of the sofa, and immediately his face changed, he jumped up from the sofa, and ran to the bathroom to vomit.

Seeing this, Deadpool shrugged his shoulders and picked up the only bottle of wine left on the table and drank it himself.

"Tell me, what are you looking for me for?"

Since the two met and participated in the battle against Thanos together, they have regarded each other as comrades they can rely on, not to mention that William also helped Deadpool capture Francis and saved the life of his little girlfriend Vanessa halfway, and the two have been inseparable since then and have become good friends.

In particular, the personalities of the two are quite similar, slamming the door and loving money......

William walked out of the bathroom with a gloomy face, reached out and touched the residual saliva at the corner of his mouth, and said with an unhappy face: "Looking for you to spend the night!" ”

"What? Oh my! Don't you know that my little Vanessa and I are going to live in a two-person world? You actually inserted it like this, can you bear it? ”

"I don't particularly mind, as long as you and your Vanessa don't live like they do now!" William glanced at the couch, still feeling disgusted by the filth he had just seen.

"How is it possible, you must know that my Vanessa is very industrious and loves to be clean! Besides, what am I doing with Miss Zuo after having Vanessa, right? As he spoke, Deadpool winked at William, mocking the fact that William was currently single with an underdog expression.

"By the way, where's your house?" Deadpool asked, curiously.

As soon as this was mentioned, two black lines faintly appeared on William's head, his eyes were angry and helpless, and he sighed sadly: "I made a bet with Bruce, betting that Thor and Clark will use their wrists to decide who is more powerful, and if Thor wins, I can get his Batmobile, and if I lose, I will give him my D.VA mecha to study." ”

"The result? What does this have to do with your house? Deadpool was confused.

William's head suddenly had countless black lines, and he said angrily: "They are halfway there, Clark was going to lose under my harassment, but suddenly Hulk came over." I saw them wrestling their wrists, and then I wanted to get involved, but who knew that if I accidentally pushed Thor's hand, Thor lost. ”

"That's okay! Isn't it your mecha that little bat to study? Could it be that your mech was accidentally pressed with an ultimate skill and exploded? ”

"No!"

Two lines of tears fell from the corners of William's eyes, and he said bitterly: "Then Thor was not convinced, and he fought with Hulk......."

"Poof..... Hahahahaha......." Deadpool suddenly clutched his stomach and laughed, the two saboteurs fought, and in the end, William ended up like this, you can imagine where they were holding the game at that time!

"You must know that these two goods almost destroyed the entire Helicarrier when they fought, I am just a small house, where can I withstand ......." After speaking, William had another dead mother expression, covering his heart and full of pain.

It's all money! This house was snatched from Fury's old braised egg who slammed the door with half a year's salary plus work rewards!

That's it......

And the most important thing is that Hulk and Thor are both poor, and they can't find anyone to pay for them!!

Woowoo......

After laughing for a while, under the deterrence of William's murderous eyes, Deadpool finally held back his smile and asked, "Then why don't you go to Tony, he's a rich man, let alone let you live, just give you a set!" ”

When it comes to Tony, Deadpool's face shows a bit of yearning, Iron Man is a good person, generous, generous, and giving money is like throwing paper at will......

Probably, in his psychology, it is a truth that rich people are good people just like beautiful people are good people.

Even if you look good, even if you are rich, even if you are righteous!

"I've looked for Tony...... William sighed and said helplessly: "I called him, but it turned out that it was Pepper who borrowed the phone, and she said that in order to prevent Tony from being afraid of the white wolf again, she didn't plan to let me contact Tony in the near future!" Then after hanging up the phone, I wanted to call again, and Jarvis reminded me like this: the user you want to call is temporarily unable to communicate, please wait a few days before dialing! ”

"Hahahahaha.......ha

"Then why don't you go to Fury? S.H.I.E.L.D. should have a lot of rooms, right? ”

Speaking of this, William's expression was a little more painful, and he said angrily: "Don't you know that the black egg has now lost its humanity? Even if I go to live for a few days, I have to bargain with me, and if I have to say how many dollars a day, I have to deduct it from my salary! ”

"Hahahahaha......" Deadpool laughed and lay on the ground again, looking up and laughing while pounding the ground: "William, you are too miserable, the black-hearted boss Gawan is evil and hurts his friends, but don't worry, you still have me!" I'm not afraid of Fury! ”

Of course, Wade is not afraid of Fury, even S.H.I.E.L.D., including the United States on S.H.I.E.L.D., together he is not afraid, after all, he is Deadpool, as a person who has no heart and lungs and has the ultimate self-healing ability, what he is afraid of can be counted on five fingers!

As it happens, William happens to be one of them.

Of course, it doesn't mean the combat aspect......

But since the last time Vanessa was killed by William, his little girlfriend has been convinced of this life-saving benefactor, and then whenever Deadpool wants to refuse some of William's decisions, William will threaten him and complain to Vanessa!

What bad words does the complaint say?

Of course, it's the things that men have to do secretly, and the women in the family won't allow it......

"Alright, let's go, it just so happens that my injuries are almost recovered, so I'll take you to see my magnificent and lovely house!" Deadpool lowered his already intact body and said to William with a smile.

William nodded, although this product is usually quite cheap, but it is still quite righteous at the critical moment!

"It just so happens that I haven't seen Vanessa for a long time, what do you think I'll bring?"

"Okay, you don't have to bring it, just go to the person, she basically has to say to me every day: Hey, Wade, where is your handsome friend? Bring him to our house to have fun! Hey, Wade, where's your agent friend? Wade, bring that friend of yours to the house...... Do you know? I go crazy every day listening to these words! Sometimes I wonder who her boyfriend is! ”

"Hehe, this proves that I'm so charming!"

"Charm? Kindness... Actually, I think so too...... Since the last time you saved my Vanessa with that heroic immortal, in addition to Vanessa, there is another resident lady in my mind, Angela...... What a beautiful name! Deadpool puffed up his face and fell into a beautiful fantasy, and a small tent slowly erected in an indescribable place.

"Huh? What did you say? ”

"No, it's nothing, you're handsome, William is the most handsome guy in the universe, and my Deadpool can't even compare to a piece of you pulled......" It turns out that Deadpool's desire to survive is indeed very strong!

"Well, that's pretty much ......"

......

William stays at Deadpool's house two days later.

"Hey, William, don't go, brother! Didn't you say you would stay until next month? Deadpool grabbed William, who was about to leave with his luggage.

At this time, William's eyes had two dark circles, judging from his state, he should have not slept for a while, or had not rested normally at all!

"Uncle Draft, Wade! Let me go, you slut! Get me out of this damn place! William roared, his hands bruising.

"What's wrong? Didn't you say you didn't mind at the beginning? And I don't mind myself, what else do you have to worry about? ”

William was silent, he dropped his luggage, and stared at Deadpool.

After half a ring, he lifted his foot.

"Athena Soldier 76 Transform!"

With a flying kick, Deadpool kicked him out, then raised his middle finger, picked up his luggage, and walked out the door without looking back.

"Damn, I don't mind what I said is hygienic ......"

William's eyes were red, he hadn't closed his eyes for two nights, and the reason was because Deadpool, the bastard, was like a perpetual motion piledriver, doing those indescribable things with Vanessa all the time, and then making such a loud noise!

This makes William, a virgin who has never done anything, how can he accept such torment!

The point is that Deadpool, a slut, swears every time that he will try his best to be quieter next time, but every time he will be louder than the last time!

Deliberately, absolutely deliberately......

"Wade, Uncle Draft!"

Listening to William's scolding as he faded away from the door, Deadpool smiled triumphantly.

Of course, he did it on purpose, and in order to let William hear this sound every night, he also deliberately removed all the sound insulation effects in the room, and even expanded the sound transmission!

"Fight me, sample!"

"Dare to mess with you Uncle Deadpool, suffer, damn William! Hahahahaha......ha