Chapter 1: Licking the dog is struck by lightning
"You are my rose, you are my flower, you are my lover, you are my concern... A shrill alarm clock rang in a messy four-person bedroom, and the aftermath lingered for three days.
At this time, it was only three watches, the sky was slightly white, and the sun had not yet gone to work, except for our protagonist Wu Yu, no one would set such a miserable alarm clock.
With a bang, a seven-foot man suddenly drilled out of the bed bed, only to see that he was sleepy-eyed, and there were large dark yellow solid particles in the corners of his eyes, but the movement was extremely fast, and with a wave of his big hand, he grabbed the buzzing Xiaomi mobile phone, and the mobile phone was still struggling after being restrained by the big hand, and the sound was loud.
The big man smiled coldly, and his incomparably incomparably incomparably finger pinched, flying like a spiritual snake in his hand, and the end was mysterious and abnormal.
"Open it to the old man!" Dahan snorted, and between his words, he focused on the screen of his mobile phone.
It's also strange to say that the mobile phone, which was originally trembling, was immediately like a frosted flower bone, lying quietly in the palm of the big man's hand, never moving anymore, looking like he was picking at will.
The young man had obviously forgotten about washing his face and brushing his teeth, and after refining his mobile phone, he couldn't wait to open WeChat, skillfully opened the chat box of the person at the top, and began to pick up the words.
The name that this big man gave to the person at the top of the note is also strange, and it is actually called
"The other party is typing... , I don't know what the purpose is. With just these few words, the big man had already typed a lot of words, and the green light of the dialog box was faintly reflected on the big man's excited face, which looked a little crazy.
Wu Yu: Morning, Lulu, the weather is good today (stick out your tongue) Wu Yu: Get up quickly, if you don't get up again, I will secretly drink the soy milk I bought for you (grimace) Wu Yu: I lied to you (laughing) It's just that the soy milk is cold too fast, and you can't drink the steaming soy milk when you get up late (stick out your tongue) After sending these few words, Wu Yu immediately sealed the mobile phone to prolong the life of the mobile phone.
This mobile phone is the only means he uses to contact Lulu, and he naturally needs to cherish it if he uses it once less.
At this time, look at the Wu language, how can there be a sleepy and hazy look, the end is full of energy, the eyes are open and closed, and the divine light is overflowing.
Wu Yu stiffened a carp, turned over and got out of bed, put on his clothes, packed his bags, brought his meal card, key, and mobile wallet, opened the door of the Dongfu Array, and carried his steps under his feet, his body shook, and swept towards the school cafeteria.
At this time, it was still early, and today was the weekend, and most of the people were discussing with Zhou Gong, and there was no one else in the canteen except for a few aunts who were cooking.
This also fulfilled Wu Yu's thoughts, and it was naturally better not to have to wait in line for so long. I saw a person hurrying to the window selling soy milk, purple potato buns, steamed buns, fried fritters, don't think about it, except for that Wu language, there must be no one else.
"Auntie, bring me a purple sweet potato, a steamed bun, a cup of soy milk, and pack it! In addition, please help me get a cup of hot soy milk."
Wu Yu said to the rice aunt with a warm smile on his face. As he spoke, he took out a meal card from his pocket and skillfully lined it up on the credit card machine.
The aunt is also a veteran, and she is not verbose, and when the rabbit is up and down, she has already packed the food that Wu Yu wants in a white polyethylene plastic bag.
I didn't see the aunt wrenching her fingers to calculate the price, so she pressed a string of numbers on the credit card machine, and several decimal points were mixed in.
In ancient times, there were oil sellers who drank oil and imported oil, and did not touch the copper money for half a cent, and now there are rice aunts who have a heart and a mind, and they are not missing a penny.
Without him, only familiar hands. Wu Yu lifted the polyethylene plastic bag, thanked him, and hurried towards Lulu's dormitory building.
Unexpectedly, halfway to the road, the thief actually rained down, at first like a cow's hair, the rain was boundless, but after a while, it was like a spark, there was a tendency to burn the prairies, the rain was falling more and more, the rain of the bean land was like a small bead falling on the jade plate, and it was hit on the plastic bag fiercely, making a crackling sound.
Wu Yu naturally saw the tragic situation of the plastic bag, which really hit the plastic bag and hurt our Wu Yu's heart.
At this time, there is still a considerable distance from the dormitory building where Lulu is located, so if it goes on like this, when it is delivered to Lulu, there is no need to drink this steamed soybean milk, it is a bunch.
Wu Yu's thoughts turned sharply at the moment, and he quickly came up with a clever plan. I saw him quickly take off his coat and cover it on the plastic bag, wrapping it layer by layer, impermeable.
Seeing that the breakfast he bought for Lulu was no longer eroded by the rain, Wu Yu's frowning brows relaxed slightly, his expression was soothed, and he no longer hesitated at the moment, his body shook, and he rushed towards the girls' dormitory.
Fortunately, when Wu Yu arrived at the girls' dormitory, Lulu, who was dressed in thin pajamas, was already waiting at the door of the dormitory, otherwise Wu Yu would have to think about how to bring breakfast in, after all, the women's dormitory has always been a forbidden place for boys, and it is not allowed to trespass.
Seeing Lulu waiting for him, Wu Yu was overjoyed, and suddenly his steps were a little faster, and he took three steps and made two steps, and came to Lulu.
"Morning, Lulu, look! The breakfast I bought for you, eat it while it's hot, it won't taste good when it's cold."
"Wow, it's raining so hard, you still buy breakfast for me, you're so powerful, I love you to death" Wu Yu suddenly felt like a hormone, his heartbeat immediately soared to more than 120, his face turned red, and his breathing became a little heavier.
He hurriedly waved his hand and said incoherently, "No... It's nothing.,Anyway, I'm going to eat breakfast every day.,By the way, I'll bring you a point.,Nothing, nothing.γγγ β
"Thank you anyway." Lulu smiled at Wu Yu and said, you are such a good person!
"Huh. . . Scold.. Wu Yu felt like he was going to be out of breath. He hurriedly said: You are wearing so little, it is still raining, go back to the dormitory, so as not to catch a cold, I'm leaving, bye-bye.
After saying this quickly, Wu Yu turned his head and rushed into the rain curtain, and the sturdy figure gradually disappeared, and his back was drowned in the rain.
γγ The ancients had clouds, and misfortune and fortune depended on, and fortune and misfortune lurked. It must be known that this pouring rain in the sky was transformed by the tears of Meng Jiangnu who cried down the Great Wall for 3,000 miles.
Originally, the rainwater dispatch in the world should be the responsibility of Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, but the Dragon King of the East China Sea is very old, and he has long been unable to do the matter of spreading water through the clouds, and he has already submitted a retirement application to the Jade Emperor.
It stands to reason that this old dragon king has retired, so it's okay to let a few dragon sons take over the burden. But the eldest son of the old dragon king is concerned about the road of eternal life, and has no intention of the world: the second son is looking for flowers and willows all day long, idle, and it is difficult to take on a big responsibility: although the third son Ao Bing has no great talent, he has no great faults, and he has trained well for some time, but it is enough to be responsible for the affairs of the rain in the world.
But who knew that the third son Ao Bing was on a business trip, and was pulled by Nezha, the youngest son of Li Jing, the general soldier of Chen Tangguan, and became a soft-footed shrimp since then.
Just when the Jade Emperor was worried about this matter, the father-in-law of the mortal land came to see him and talked about a strange story in the mortal world, that is, the mortal woman Meng Jiangnu was sad that her newlywed husband died of fatigue due to the construction of the Great Wall, and her tears did not stop, and she actually collapsed the Great Wall of 3,000 miles.
That's right
"The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart". The Jade Emperor was distressed by the matter of the people's rain, and when he heard about it, he had an idea, so he summoned Meng Jiangnu's soul from the eighteenth layer of hell on the spot, and promised her that as long as Meng Jiangnu was willing to take on the responsibility of traveling clouds and water, she would allow her husband to return to Yang after 10,000 years.
Meng Jiangnu couldn't help but be overjoyed on the spot, so she agreed. It must be known that because she cried down the Great Wall and ruined the efforts of thousands of people, she was beheaded on the spot by the soldiers who supervised her.
When her soul arrived in the underworld, Lord Yama thought that she had done a great deal of evil, because she cried until the Great Wall, and she didn't know how many more people would have to die to rebuild it, so he threw her into the eighteenth layer of hell, and she could not be reborn forever.
Now that she is given a chance to get out of hell, and she can resurrect her newlywed husband and continue her relationship, how can she not agree?
At this time, Tai Bai Xing stood up, made a mockery, and said expressionlessly: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" It's not right."
"Oh?" The Jade Emperor looked a little displeased. Tai Bai Xing continued: The rain in this day was originally transformed by ambergris.
The dragon is even just to the yang, the water is even soft to the yin, the yin and yang are neutralized and complement each other, then the yin and yang in the world are balanced, and all things have a degree.
If the tears of Meng Jiangnu are used as rainββ! Women belong to yin, and water is also yin, then the world is yin and yang is declining, and the Jade Emperor thinks twice!
Goddess Meng Jiang's face tightened, and she secretly raised her head and glanced at the Jade Emperor's face. If the Jade Emperor adopts Lao Taibai's opinion, then he will be finished.
"Humph!" The Jade Emperor looked up at the sky and snorted heavily.
"It doesn't matter if his saliva or tears, what can nourish all things is good water." Then he said to the daughter of the Meng family: I will give you the position of rain master, you can take office quickly, this great drought has been waiting for a long time.
Meng Jiangnu said yes and obeyed, and left her post without mentioning it. This is the origin of Meng Jiangnu's role as the world's travel to the clouds and water.
On this day, Meng Jiangnu came to Yunbu Water again. When she thought of her husband who died tragically, she was suddenly sad, tears flowed, and the rain became heavier and heavier, which also made our protagonist Wu Yu bitter, and he was drenched all over.
This Meng Jiangnu was sad, after crying for a while, she wiped her tears, choked a few times, and looked at the mortal world casually.
As the saying goes, one day in the sky, one year in the mortal world, but this Wu Yude behavior was all seen by Meng Jiangnu.
Seeing Wu Yu being drenched in the rain and falling into a soup chicken, but his face was full of smiles, and he almost laughed out of a pig's cry, and Meng Jiangnu, the rain master, was suddenly jealous.
"Whoever makes me unhappy today, I will make whoever is unhappy for the rest of my life!" Meng Jiangnu secretly hated, pinched her fingers, and used the divine power in her body, and a lightning bolt as thick as a child's arm came out in front of her, and under the guidance of Meng Jiangnu's fingers, she slashed towards Wu Yu who was running wildly in the rain.
"You can't die well if you lick a dog!
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