Of course, this is not the point, the point is, why is Lao Tzu still hanging?

It's okay to be hanged, why do you hang yourself so low? Your toes can even touch the ground!

"Yo, our handsome, dashing, graceful, loved, and blossoming Xiao Tiantian woke up?"

Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who was sitting at the gate of Huiyan Tower, drinking with Ling Hu Chong and Tianmen Dao Chang, and looking at him with great concern, Tian Boguang said with difficulty:

"Is the punishment over? Can you put me down? ”

"Put it down?"

Liu Jiangtao stood up, walked to Tian Boguang's side, looked at Tian Boguang, who had almost no cover except for the key parts, and smiled:

"The end? How could it end? It was all appetizers, and now the show is just beginning! ”

What the?

Just getting started?

Tian Boguang has the heart to die!

I'm about to be crippled, and the result is just beginning......

"Do you like women very much? Tell me the truth, if you should tell a lie, then I will castrate you directly! ”

As he spoke, Liu Jiangtao stretched out his hand, and suddenly the long sword of the Tianmen Daoist appeared in Liu Jiangtao's hand, and then, Liu Jiangtao's right hand flipped over, and a sharp weapon in the army refined by modern technology - a saber!

This palm-sized saber was obtained by Liu Jiangtao from the plane world of "I Am a Special Soldier", whether it is craftsmanship or sharpness, it is not comparable to the so-called divine weapons of this era!

Playing with the saber in his hand, Li Jiangtao sighed softly and said:

"This saber has been with me for almost ten years! Ten years! With this sword, I have killed more than 4,000 people who should be killed in my own country, and more than 5,000 arrogant people in other countries! Together, this knife is also stained with the blood of almost 10,000 people! You see, even in the sun, this knife does not reflect! ”

With a "poof", he pulled out the long sword of the head of the Heavenly Gate Dao, and then the long sword intersected with the saber......

"Click!"

The saber is intact, not even a single notch!

But the long sword of the Heavenly Gate Dao Leader was broken in response......

"Goo-dong!"

Tian Boguang swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and looked at Liu Jiangtao with blank eyes, aren't you a master?

Do you mean that?

Murder and destruction of weapons?

"I have killed countless people with this knife, but I have never killed the flower thief, I have to say, this is also a big regret of this knife, you say, I killed you with this knife? Or are you being honest with me and telling me what you really don't like about women? ”

Listening to Liu Jiangtao's culture, Tian Boguang wanted to cry without tears!

Big brother, you scare me so much, just to make me tell the truth?

Tell you, even if I don't scare me so much, I'll tell the truth!

"Master, I like it, I really like women!"

"Okay, that's it! I'll grant your wishes! ”

Ha

？ Aspiration?

What do you mean?

Although he didn't know what it meant, he had a faint feeling that something unfortunate would happen later!

Sure enough, in the next second, Liu Jiangtao turned around and shouted loudly in the other direction:

"Ladies, let's go back to Yanlou for the first time to pick flowers and thieves The auction has officially begun! The reserve price is ten taels of silver! ”

Ha?

Hearing Liu Jiangtao's words, Tian Boguang was completely stupid!

What do you mean?

The 1st Flower Thieves Auction Conference?

Didn't this damn sell me?

Turning around very hard, this time he finally saw the women behind him, the most obvious of which was the woman who knocked him unconscious before-

An obese woman of more than 200 pounds, and that muscular woman who is more muscular than a macho man!

At the same time as seeing these two women, Tian Boguang couldn't help but tremble!

Nima, I said why did this fat woman disappear in a blink of an eye just now, it turned out that she was hiding here!

"The old lady is nine taels, don't worry, as long as he can satisfy the old lady, the old lady will give him to the sisters present, do you say?"

The muscular woman was the first to speak!

What the? Nine taels?

Isn't the reserve price ten taels? You shout nine taels, can Lao Tzu sell it to you?

"Humph! What good can you do with your muscles, it feels like a man, it's better to follow me, I'm out of eight taels! ”

What the?

Eight taels, why does it feel a little wrong?

"Muscles? What's wrong with the old lady having muscles? The old lady has muscles, which is a man's luck! Tell you, no matter how short and small it is, the old lady can make those men feel the ultimate compactness! ”

Saying that, the muscular girl also repaired the biceps, and finally cut off the winter melon between her legs in front of everyone......

Listening to the crisp 'click' sound, Liu Jiangtao clearly saw that the corners of Tian Boguang's mouth were twitching!

"What's the use of being tight? Tell you, it's the first time for men to like women, and I happen to be the first time! Follow me, and my first blood will be yours! ”

"For the first time? You've been married for three years, and you say it's your first time? Who believes? ”

"What's wrong with three years of marriage? Can't it be the first time to be married for three years? ”

The fat woman and the muscular woman are directly on the bar!

Looking at the obese woman and the muscular woman, Tian Boguang turned his head and asked softly:

"Master, you said that she has been married for three years, can it still be the first time?"

Looking at Tian Boguang, who was still in the mood to ask questions, Liu Jiangtao pouted and said:

"You flower thief is really unprofessional! Haven't you heard of that sentence - men are fat and short, women are fat and deep, and both men and women are fat and divorced! Fat women, how fat they are, you don't have feelings, the two of them have to weigh five or six people together, she is her first time, completely normal! ”

Listening to Liu Jiangtao's words, the corners of Tian Boguang's mouth twitched!

Are you sure you're a master and not a thief?

I'm a fairy banban, you, the master who reads the books of sages, know more than me, a flower thief, how can you make me embarrassed!

"Master, they are all women from good families, although I am a thief, but I will never tarnish their innocence, so let's do it, I also know that you are punishing me, so you can spend some time and find a few women in Qinglou to punish me, okay? I beg you! ”

Lady of the Green House!

Looking at Tian Boguang's loveless expression, how could Liu Jiangtao not know what this guy thought?

That's right, the women here are all ugly and ugly!

Even if they are not ugly, Liu Jiangtao spends money to make them ugly!

Hearing Tian Boguang's choice, Liu Jiangtao smiled slightly, yes, I want to go with myself, and I just want to think of excuses!

"Okay, guys, this kid doesn't look down on you, what do you say?"

"What to do? What else can I do? Sisters? What do you say? ”

"Go up and beat him, you can't even look down on our sisters!"

"That's it, such a flower thief, and he still dislikes our sisters?"

……

Liu Jiangtao, who finished the first sentence, turned around and left Tian Boguang's side directly, and then, the fat woman was the first to rush up, smiled shyly at Tian Boguang, and then, quickly raised her knees, and slammed against Tian Boguang's little brother......

"Bang!"

Rao is Tianmen Dao Chief, who knew what would happen next, couldn't help but tremble, and the wine in his mouth flowed down the corners of his mouth......

The muscle girl was the second, and I saw the muscle girl move her hands and feet, and then said softly:

"Rest assured, your muscles can make you feel tighter and you can feel hot ......"

"Bang!"

Faintly, Ling Hu Chong, who was sitting next to him, could even hear the sound of the eggs breaking......

I'll go, as for being so ruthless?

In order to be afraid that Tian Boguang would be kicked and fainted again, Liu Jiangtao directly put him on a single soldier treatment instrument when he left, and at the same time gave him a treatment injection!

As long as he doesn't die, this guy can be tenaciously restored to his original state!

Finally, half an hour passed, and the people in line to kick the balls finally took the silver and left, followed by twenty-four scantily clad young women!

These more than 20 women are the girls that Liu Jiangtao spent ten yuan of gold to get back!

Ten pieces of gold is enough to cover the entire Qinglou for two months!

Although there is a single soldier treatment device, the memory of the Dan Dan who was kicked for half an hour is not to say that it is not gone!

Looking at these more than 20 women, for a while, Tian Boguang turned out to be a soft man!

Feeling the changes in his body, Tian Boguang wanted to cry without tears!

Don't be so ruthless!

"See, Xiao Tiantian, I'm very good to you, you said you want a beautiful Qinglou famous female branch, I'll recruit you a famous female branch, follow them back, I'll pick you up in three days!

”

As he spoke, Liu Jiangtao's figure flashed, and he appeared directly beside Tian Boguang, his fingers turned into phantoms, and he quickly clicked on the acupuncture points on Tian Boguang's body......

After doing all this, Liu Jiangtao took back the individual treatment instrument, and at the same time took out a silver needle and inserted it into Tian Boguang's chest, and after a few seconds, he pulled out the silver needle!

With the three-dimensional silver needle, Tian Boguang felt that his body was stronger I don't know how many times, although the internal force was still sealed, but now he felt that his body had completely recovered to a young state!

It's good to be in this state!

"In the past three days, no matter how many times you vent, your Oda will always remain strong, so you must seize this opportunity! Remember, I'll be happy if I want to run! ”

After speaking, Liu Jiangtao nodded at more than 20 Qinglou women and said:

"Ladies and gentlemen, this kid will be handed over to you, remember, don't be polite to me, squeeze him hard, if you do well, this master will be thanked!"

"Hee-hee, there's no need to thank you, as long as the master can write a poem for us, hee-hee......"

……

For three days, Liu Jiangtao would definitely not wait for him for three days, but Ling Hu Chong and the Tianmen Dao Leader were very willing to monitor Tian Boguang!

However, after the first day, the Tianmen Daoist was reluctant to go, not because those women had done anything to him, but because Tian Boguang's situation was too miserable!

The next day, even Ling Hu Chong, who had always been very bold, was reluctant to go!

Finally, on the third day, when Liu Jiangtao appeared at the door of the Qinglou, he saw a man with demented eyes holding the stairs deadly, and the group of women were pulling the man upwards in a wandering manner......

Soon, the man was dragged into the room by a group of women, leaving only one voice in the air-

"Women are tigers......"

(End of chapter)