Chapter Thirty-Six: I'm Not Joking, You Must Be Serious
It's not just these businesses blocking the newspaper office that are anxious, but also the group collection.
A month has passed, the newspaper has lost tens of millions of taels, Tuan Zang is so happy that he can wake up with a smile when he sleeps, and he can't wait for time to pass faster, so that the newspaper can drag to death the emerging families of pigs, deer butterflies, and those who support the ape flying and slashing, but with the appearance of the first advertisement, Tuan Zang panicked.
"Lord Danzo, there are already dozens of store owners gathered at the Konoha newspaper office to buy advertisements."
"Is the advertised price still 10,000 taels?" Tuan Zang asked with a calm face.
The root ninja replied, "There have been shop owners who have shouted for 300,000 taels, but the Uchiha sealing fire has not yet appeared. ā
Danzang's face suddenly darkened.
He picked up a newspaper, and there were a lot of blank spaces in the corners and middles of the newspaper, which he didn't think before, but now, it was clearly a reserved place for advertising!
If we extrapolate according to 300,000 taels of advertisements, the advertisements of this issue of the newspaper can sell at least more than 3 million taels, and ten issues a month are more than 30 million taels, and Tuan Zang believes that the advertising cost of 300,000 taels will definitely not be the highest!
"Damn! Bastard!! Damn it!!! ā
Tuanzang's anger burned the plains.
He suddenly remembered that he had gone to find Ape Fei Ri last month, and thought that he had no last resort, but he was still put on the table!
The newspaper is private, then the advertising fees they earn, excluding taxes, the rest will be cut by apes!
That's a lot of money!
Danzang was like eating a bunch of fresh, pink green-headed flies, and the indescribable complex taste made him want to vomit.
Now what?
Tuan Zang squinted, frantically calculating how to break the game.
The funds and resources of the dark department and the root rely on the village's finances, although he and the ape Fei Ri have some industries, but they are about the same, but if there is the financial support of the newspaper, the dark department may surpass his roots in all aspects!
I can't forgive it, I can't forgive it!
Tuan Zang also wanted to open a newspaper, but the premise was too large, and secondly, there was a Konoha Blaste Newspaper, and his newspaper was estimated to be unable to open the market.
When Tuan Zang was entangled, Feng Huo finally Shi Shiran returned to the newspaper office, and suddenly a large number of businessmen surrounded him, the left sentence of the little brother is so handsome, the right sentence of the little brother is so handsome, the sycophants are fresh and elegant, Feng Huo Long Yan Dayue, decided to slaughter them severely!
"Are they all here to buy ads?" Feng Huo's expression was full of contempt.
"Hehe, yes, yes, Lord Sealing Fire, I want to buy the advertising space in the center of the newspaper!"
"That advertising space is going to be decided on by our barbecue restaurant."
"Bastard, that slot is ours!"
A wave of bosses was arguing there, and next to it, a fat boss was there.
He is the previous owner of the winery, who spent 10,000 taels to buy the advertising space, but the money he earned in the past three days was drooling, and the business in three days was comparable to that of the past six months.
This time, he is ready to spend an extra 20,000 taels to win this advertising space!
That's the equivalent of 3,000 newspapers, that's enough!
"Hehe, the little brother of the sealing fire~ I really don't take advantage of you this time, 30,000 taels !!" He shouted, looking at his stunned peers with a smug face.
You're still too young!
The owner of the wine shop hummed in his heart: How can you buy such a good advertising space without spending too much money?
Feng Huo was full of energy, and he couldn't wait to slap this guy into the crack of the floor!
You still have the face to say that you don't take advantage of me, you step forward, I promise to kill you!
"IāI'll pay 50,000 taels?" The owner of a clothing business next to him hesitated to speak, he was going to spend 200,000 taels to buy an advertisement, but when he heard the quotation of the owner of this winery, he was a little excited, if he could save some money, who would want to be the wrongdoer?
"I'll give you fifty-two thousand taels!"
"Fifty-three thousand taels!"
Sure enough, the other merchants were better than the other, and their bids were all one thousand two thousand taels plus, which made Feng Huo angry.
The owner of the winery is drunk, his winery is not big, and his funds are limited, how can he compare with these wealthy businessmen?
He looked at Feng Huo and found that the other party was staring at him with cannibalistic eyes, and the owner of the wine shop seemed to understand something, put away his belly, and desperately squeezed into the pile.
After increasing the price by half a day, the advertising fee finally broke through to 65,000 taels, sealing the fire.
He shouted directly: "There are thirteen advertising spaces in the next issue of the newspaper, and the starting price is 200,000 taels, and the highest price will win!" ā
When all the merchants who were raising the price were high, their faces immediately fell.
"My lord, you sold advertisements for 10,000 taels before, and this time it has been increased to 200,000 taels, which is too much, too outrageous, and too shameless!"
"That's right, you don't have to be a ninja to do that!"
"Boycott Konoha Newspaper!"
"I think we can fund and open a newspaper together, and we can share the cost in the early stage and save advertising costs in the later stage, killing two birds with one stone!"
All the businessmen, you and I, seem arrogant, but they all look at the faces of Feng Huo.
"Hehe, that's okay, then you go quickly, the village is not small, businessmen are everywhere, I believe that there are many people who are willing to spend 200,000 taels to buy advertisements, hehehe, when your business is yellow, I see where you got the money to open a newspaper!"
Feng Huo said coldly, "Get out of here!" ā
The merchants looked at each other, and it seemed that this little ninja-sama was not easy to fool.
"Hehe, Lord Sealing Fire, don't be angry, we're just joking, don't take it seriously." The rotisserie owner stepped forward.
Feng Huo showed him an innocent and harmless smile: "Thirteen advertisements, each with a starting price of 250,000 taels, I'm not joking, you must take it seriously." ā
The owner of the barbecue restaurant was anxious: "No, my lord, it was just twenty ......"
"The starting price is 300,000 taels!" Feng Huo said with a smile.
"I ......" As soon as the owner of the barbecue restaurant said a word, the peer behind him pounced, and one of them took off his socks and stuffed them into his mouth in a hurry.
"Is there a problem with wood?" Feng Huo blinked his eyes twice, looking stupid and cute.
āā¦ā¦ No, no problem. ā
"I'll give 300,000 taels!"
"I'll also give 300,000 taels."
There are a lot of businessmen here, but there are only a handful of people who can really take out 300,000 taels to buy advertising space without blushing and heartbeat, and in the end, a total of seven advertising spaces were sold, making a total profit of 2.1 million taels.
"If you pay the advertising fee, go to the back and say your advertising slogan." Feng Huo looked at so much money and was in a good mood.
The rest of the merchants looked at the sealing fire with blank eyes, hoping that he could reduce the price of the remaining six advertising slots.
"Is there anyone else who wants to buy it? No one? So what are you doing in a daze? Get out of here! Feng Huo kicked out the rest of the merchants one by one, especially the owner of the winery, who kicked three times in a row to relieve the hatred in his heart!
When the news came out, a few families were happy and a few were sad.
Ape Fei Ri Chop and Qimu Shuomao breathed a sigh of relief, and the Pig Deer Butterfly and other families toasted together.
Tuan Zang, of course, is possessed by Erha, and has begun to plague the root headquarters again.
"No, you can't just leave it at that!"
Tuan Zang was so angry that his duodenum was broken into twelve pieces!
PS: According to the exchange rate, 300,000 yen is less than 20,000 yen, so it shouldn't be expensive to buy a newspaper for three days of advertising, right?