Chapter Ninety-Five: Manjushri is furious!
"Come in!"
Knowing that the person who came was Tang Seng, King Jinglong immediately invited him in.
Tang Seng was a golden cicada in his last life, and he couldn't afford to provoke him.
When I went in, I found that there was a corpse lying on the stone platform, which was the old king.
"Come out, king, don't hide!"
King Jing Long clapped his hands.
"Well Dragon King, please, I don't want to be resurrected!"
The ghost of the old king came out from the side and pleaded.
"What is this called, resurrection is a good thing, you still have a lady and the people of the whole country waiting outside, why not resurrect?"
The Well Dragon King smiled and persuaded.
"Tang Seng cuckolded me, and after the resurrection, the whole country will laugh at me!"
The old king sobbed and said bitterly, "Even if others are not ashamed to laugh, the queen has already empathized!" ”
"You talk a lot of nonsense!"
Tang Seng glanced at the oxygen cylinder and found that there was not much time left.
"Well Dragon King, I'll take the corpse first, you can keep the ghost!"
Tang Seng picked it up with a Zen stick, just like picking up luggage.
"Hey, Tang Seng, don't break my corpse!"
Once the corpse decays, the ghost will not exist, and now the old king can maintain his face because he has a rejuvenating pill in his mouth.
"Let you BB again!"
Tang Seng raised his Zen staff and hit the corpse on the stomach.
"Ahh
The ghost of the old king crouched on the ground with his stomach clutched, extremely uncomfortable.
It turns out that ghosts and corpses belong to one body and empathize.
"King Jinglong, the poor monk will go first!"
Tang Seng carried the corpse and floated out of the well.
There is still a distance of more than ten meters between the top and the wellhead, and Tang Seng has no problem going up by himself, but it is difficult to carry the corpse.
Sou!
Tang Seng shook it hard, and the corpse flew out first.
"Tang Seng, do you want to fall to death from me?"
The old king ghost said distressedly.
"Whoever makes you disobedient, you will be counted lightly if you fall to death!"
Tang Seng made a few leaps and came up from the bottom of the well.
"If you don't obey again, hmph, I'll castrate you!"
Tang Seng poked the underside of the corpse with a Zen staff.
The ghost was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak again.
"When the corpse is brought up, how can you report to the Kui Wood Wolf and ask him to send a Soul Rejuvenation Pill down?"
Tang Seng can't fly, otherwise he will go to Heaven to find Kui Wood Wolf.
"That's right, King Jinglong!"
He is also a dragon king, and he can go to heaven and earth.
Tang Seng drilled into the well again and told the matter all over again.
"Wait a minute, I'll send a message to my friend immediately and let me contact Kui Wood Wolf!"
Tang Seng wrote a letter, but he didn't expect that in less than half a day, Kui Wood Wolf would send the pill.
Or come down in person.
"Brother Tang, you have such a good heart, you can save people wherever you go!"
Kui Wood Wolf admired it very much, "Brother Tang has a good character, if you can't achieve the right result, no one in the world can achieve it!" ”
"Don't play tricks, you leave, Taishang Laojun doesn't suspect it, right?"
"Suspicious of wool, in addition to alchemy all day long, it is a private meeting with Baihua, Brother Tang, my body is almost unbearable!"
"Ha, don't be in the midst of blessings and don't know blessings, you Brother Tang is still here!"
Tang Seng was very envious.
The two chatted for a while, and Kui Wood Wolf went to the Treasure Elephant Country to find Baihua Shame.
"Come, eat him, and you'll come back to life!"
Tang Seng opened the king's mouth and forced it in.
"I don't want to live, I don't want to live!"
The king's ghost was in Tang Seng's ears, buzzing and screaming.
After a while, the old king really woke up.
Tang Seng carried the king with a Zen staff, like a chicken, and walked towards the palace.
Boom!
Tang Seng shook it off and threw the person into the queen's room.
"The person brought it back, promised me the silver ticket, pay as soon as possible!"
Scooping up the body and resurrecting it, the queen promised to give a million silver tickets.
"Your Majesty, you are alive!"
The queen pounced on her, trying to hug the old king.
"Hmph, don't touch me, aren't you already on good terms with Tang Seng?"
The old king was angry.
Syllable!
A crisp slap rang out.
"Say what?"
The queen was fierce enough, slapped it, and beat the king with seven meat and eight vegetables.
"I ......"
The king covered his face and didn't dare to speak, because he was also afraid of his daughter-in-law's goods.
"In your absence, do you know how much Tang Seng has contributed to the country?"
The queen rebuked loudly.
In recent days, the domestic economy has developed rapidly, almost exceeding that of the last few decades.
"If it weren't for you, I would definitely marry him!"
The queen snorted coldly.
"Lady, I was wrong, I will be doubly good to you in the future!"
The old king fell to his knees and burst into tears.
Tang Seng quietly went out of the room, thinking that Wukong and the others should come back soon, could it be that something happened in the sky?
Sure enough, Tang Seng guessed correctly!
Wukong, Bajie and Sha Seng went to find Manjushri Bodhisattva, but they were closed.
Letting the three of them wait outside the door is actually a deliberate set-up.
Three years ago, the king of the Wuji Kingdom sank Manjushri Bodhisattva into the river for three days, and later he let himself ride the green lion spirit to the nether realm, deliberately killed the old king, usurped the throne, and even usurped other people's wives.
Even so, Manjushri still has a small belly and deliberately procrastinates.
This time, Wukong and others came to the door, and Manjushri thought that he was here to intercede and let the black chicken country go.
In fact, Wukong had already beaten the green lion spirit to a serious injury, and he wanted to take it away immediately, otherwise he wouldn't survive.
Squeak!
Manjushri opened the door and pretended to be very surprised when he saw Wukong and the others waiting outside.
"When did the Great Sage come, I was taking a nap just now, I didn't notice!"
"You still care about your mount?"
Wukong said bluntly, "He is a demon in the nether world, but you don't know it!" ”
"Ah, that's the case?"
Manjushri deliberately pretended to be deaf and dumb.
"I don't even know if my mount has run away!"
Bajie said indignantly, "Fortunately, Brother Monkey's subordinates were merciful, otherwise he would have died a long time ago!" ”
"What, you guys hurt it?"
Manjushri Bodhisattva was stunned, thinking that Tang Seng's apprentices would look at their own face, and they didn't dare to do it, and they even dared to hurt themselves!
"If you don't go, you're going to die!"
Sha Seng reminded.
"Quick, quick, let's go!"
This time, Manjushri finally became anxious, "You are so bold, you dare to hurt my mount!" ”
Four people flew from the sky, burning to the lower realm.
It happened to be dawn in the world.
"Master, we're back!"
Wukong shouted above the palace, followed by Manjushri Bodhisattva, his face extremely ugly.
"It's finally back, let's keep going!"
Tang Seng said with relief.
"Wait, where's my mount!"
Manjushri asked.
"Master, it's a lion in a cage."
Eight precepts reminder.
"Oh my God, that's the Bodhisattva's mount?"
Tang Seng said deliberately, "That night, it sneaked out of the cage, stole and ate the people's black chickens, caught and was killed!" ”
"Dead? No way! ”
Manjushri was incredulous.
"It's really dead, it was hacked to death with a knife, and even its flesh was cut off, and it was cooked and drunk at home."
Tang Seng stated truthfully, "If you don't believe it, you can go to the east of the city to see, there is still a lion's fur in the cage!" ”
If the Bodhisattva does not come again, Tang Seng is going to use it to make a lion-skin coat.
"Ahhh
When Manjushri saw the fur of his mount for the first time, he went completely crazy.
"Whoever kills my mount, I will return it a hundredfold thousand!"
Manjushri's eyes were red and he was furious.
"Wukong, watch him, if you dare to kill indiscriminately, you will kill him!"
Tang Seng snorted coldly and looked at Manjushri Bodhisattva, "The poor monk is not used to indiscriminate killing, with your virtue, you are also worthy of being called a Buddha?" ”