Chapter 102: Everyday life shatters other people's worldview
"What's wrong?"
"I didn't ...... It's okay! ”
Seeing this stunning beauty tilting her head to look at herself, her delicate little face full of suspicion, Johnny covered her chest.
It's heart-piercing, it hurts!
The next thing is to tell her the truth that she has no money, and then make her despise me. Or do you immediately go to the alley next door and cut a kidney to make money for her food?
Then Johnny silently calculated in his heart.......
Damn, Wakanda is so expensive, it seems that a kidney is not enough to pay for food!
Johnny lowered his head and stared at the lower part of his body, not saying a word for a long time.
Do you really want to donate that thing?
Don't wow......
"Oh~ I know, you have a little heart problem!"
"Nope! My heart is great, it's strong! ”
Johnny argued, how can you frame people like that? My heart is as strong as my kidneys! You can even do piston sports, don't believe you to try it!
Of course, he just refuted these words in his heart, and did not dare to really say them.
"Then why are you clutching your chest all the time?"
"I'm ......," Johnny said for a moment, saying that if there was a crack in the ground now, he would have gotten into it in one go.
What's more embarrassing than asking a beautiful woman for dinner and finding out that you have no money to pay for it?
Oh, it seems, I accidentally fell into a house during the last mission, and I accidentally stoned the owner of the house to death, and when I got up from the pit, I found that the person who was stoned to death by myself seemed to be wearing a red tights, and kept moving up and down with my hands while watching the inappropriate pictures of children playing on TV......
It's okay if it's stoned to death, the key is that the guy is smashed to pieces and still alive in the end!
It's embarrassing!
But fortunately, he crawled out of the pit and ran fast, otherwise he wouldn't have been shot a dozen times......
Johnny, who wanted to cry without tears, gritted his teeth hatefully, pulled out his left hand and pulled out his right hand pressed on his chest, panting heavily.
"I... I'm fine, I just... Just...... Mimi hurts! ”
"Clams?"
Johnny felt that the lovely beauty in front of him looked at him as if his gaze had changed from an elegant gentleman to a fool, and from a fool to a fool pervert.
Click-
There was another sound of heartbreak......
Little Johnny in his heart slapped the floor frantically, lying on the ground like a salted fish from time to time, and kept saying in his mouth: I gave you everything, and you still look at me like this, woo woo woo......
Seeing that Johnny didn't react for a long time, Li Mozi pursed his lips in dissatisfaction and asked suspiciously, "Are you out of money?" ”
Are you out of money?
Don't you have any money?
Don't have any money?
No money......
Johnny was instantly petrified in place.
Then I cried out with a "wow", that's right, I just don't have any money, and I was eaten up by you!!
The surrounding onlookers were also stunned for two seconds, and handed Johnny a sympathetic look to him lying on the ground.
"This big brother is such a good man, if my daughter-in-law were to eat like this, I would have beaten her to death!"
"yes, I see that the two of them have eaten at least my rations for decades in one day today...... This beauty is really edible! ”
"Eh~ I can't say that, if I let such a goddess be my girlfriend, let alone decades of rations, even if I am asked to eat soil every day, I am willing!"
"That's a pity! Alas...... It's true that a goddess is a goddess, but this young man may be finished in this life! ”
"I envy him for having such a beautiful girlfriend......"
Listening to the discussion around him, the salted fish-like Johnny couldn't wait to jump up and scold them.
I envy your face!
If only she were my girlfriend!
As a result, the food I gave me was ruined, and I don't even know what her name is!
But grief and indignation aside, Johnny felt that some of the discussions were quite reasonable, so he slowly got up from the ground, patted the dust on his body, and regained confidence in his eyes.
Well, it's not that I don't have money, it's that she's too good to eat!
Don't blame me, don't blame me!
While hypnotizing himself, Johnny met Li Mozi's gaze again.
Although he was still very weak-hearted, Johnny was at least less frightened now. Before, he was afraid of being seen, so he felt scared, but now that he has been exposed, there is nothing to say about what he was afraid of.
Come on, the fat on my face has piled up, and I'm ready to accept your humiliation!
"Ahem...... You've eaten all the money I brought with me today, and now I don't even have the money to take a taxi back......" Johnny said tremblingly, his voice getting quieter and quieter, and at last it buzzed like a mosquito, and he couldn't hear it at all.
The hardness in the heart does not mean that the appearance is also hard.
What he was going to say was: yes, I just don't have any money, I'll pay you all for it!
But when the words came to his lips, he instantly coaxed down again.
As a man, as a dignified man, he said that his skin is not so thick, this kind of thing that is both B and face-ruining, he will not do it if he is killed!
After a long time, the mocking female voice he had expected did not sound.
When I opened my eyes in confusion, I was greeted by a pair of big eyes full of curiosity.
Johnny didn't react for a moment, and was so frightened that he took a few steps back and sat on the ground.
What's going on?
I saw Li Mozi puffing out his cheeks, his big eyes flashing and flashing, and his curious eyes made him itch all over.
"Are you short of money?" Li Mozi tilted his head, his long silver hair should have been spread on the ground, but a mysterious force dragged it down, always keeping a uniform distance from the ground.
Johnny swallowed and nodded subconsciously.
"Why didn't you say it earlier when you were short of money? How can I be my little brother without being paid? ”
Seeing Johnny nodding, Li Mozi laughed again, stretched out his hand and waved it on the dining table, and suddenly all kinds of large and small colored gemstones appeared on the table, as well as various luxury materials such as gold and diamonds.
"Uh... It seems that the restaurant doesn't accept these things, right? Whoever lent me a currency of the highest denomination in Wakanda showed me, oh yes, yes! ”
Li Mozi took a hundred-yuan bill handed over by a passer-by with a trembling hand, looked at it seriously, and then reached out and waved it on the table, and a large number of gems instantly turned into the appearance of a Wakanda hundred-yuan banknote.
Cute stood on tiptoe and measured his two arms, and after making sure that the large pile of coins on the table was from the tip of his left finger to the tip of his right finger, Li Mozi nodded with satisfaction.
"Little brother, take these and pay for the meal!"
Li Mozi waved his small hand, looking like a local tyrant.
At this moment, Johnny seemed to hear the clicking sound of his so-called manly dignity and integrity, and then collapsed with a bang......
Everyone around them froze in place for a moment.
Looking at this weird scene, Li Mozi swore that she definitely didn't use the pause time, it was this group of people who were stupid!
Li Mozi clenched his fists to his mouth, coughed dryly, and looked at the demented crowd with a smile.
"Actually, I can do magic!"
We believe you're a ghost!