Chapter 35: It's not easy to be a fat house
Living in a tattered wooden house, looking at the smoky Cappuccino, Tezka would have liked to flip the table, or grab Nick Fury by the collar and lift him up and yell, "I want Coke!" Do you understand the fat house happy water?! What the hell are you black eggs giving me a whole cup of hot coffee and adding wine?! ”
After the crossing, Texca lived in Asgard for so long, drinking fruit wine, ale wine, rum, and wine every day...... Anyway, all you can drink is alcohol, except for cold boiling.
Now Texca wants to vomit when he smells the wine, and he just wants to have a big bottle of cold fat house happy water to make him drink it all at once.
As a result, I don't know where there was a communication problem, and I brought him a cup of fragrant cappuccino. But if you think about it, it's really sweet and bubbling and dark in color......
"Sylvie, help me hold it." Tezka casually handed the coffee cup to Sylvie.
"Master, I can't drink hot." Sylvie said a little nervously.
"I didn't let you drink, I let you take it." Teska commanded.
The unknown little maid carefully held the cup, looking a little pitiful.
Tezka touched Sylvie's head, and the little maid had smooth hair that felt good to the touch, and everything else was like ice.
Bowing her head shyly, Sylvi felt that Texca's master was actually quite good, at least she didn't abuse herself.
Sylvie had seen what happened to other Frost Giant slaves, who were mostly used as tools and animals. This is considered lucky, and it is even more desolate to meet the Asgardians who have lost their relatives in the war than the animals waiting to be slaughtered.
The little maid was feeling nostalgic, and Tezka felt that it was almost there, so she took the cup back and poured it, and her face suddenly became a little ugly.
The mouth is squeaking and chewing, this has been frozen for too long and there is ice slag.
Damn, is it so difficult to be a fat house for a few days?
This grumpy expression was captured by a stealthy camera and transmitted to many experts in psychology and behavior, and every action was replayed and studied.
"Director, our guests seem to be a little unhappy with the arrangement." Natasha reports to Nick Fury.
"What? Are you not used to living in it?,I've tried my best to simulate the environment of the Norsemen in history.。 Nick Fury said.
Respecting each other's cultural habits is no surprise to Americans who are accustomed to political correctness.
Natasha suggested based on the observation during this time: "Director, no matter how hard we try, we can't simulate the environment of Asgard, in this case, we don't need to be received in the style of the earth, just like we don't like to eat hamburgers when we travel abroad."
This also makes sense, the distortion of the environment created by S.H.I.E.L.D. by imagination is not low, so simply don't imitate it inferiorly, and use the earth's specialties to entertain it.
"I'll leave that to you, but more importantly, we need to figure out what this Asgard is as soon as possible. Their population, culture, patterns of warfare, we don't know anything. Nick Fury said with a headache.
"A lot of relevant experts have been called, but there is no useful information right now. After all, the age of mythology is so far away that there were no cameras or computers to record everything. "There's nothing Natasha can do about it, she's an elite agent, not a soothsayer, and there's no way of knowing what happened thousands of years ago.
"Absolutely not any useful information? Those so-called experts are all scammers, right?" Nick Fury said upset.
Although most of the so-called experts are the mouthpieces of the capitalists, let them say whatever they want, but when it is not involved in the issue of taking sides, most of them have to have some dry goods, otherwise how to call themselves experts.
"It's not for nothing, but the expert's opinion is out of step with the others. He even said that the mythical god Loki was actually Odin's son, not his brother. Because of this kind of rhetoric, this Elliott. Professor Randolph has been under attack from other peers. ”
Elliot. Randolph is a mythological historian who has been isolated from his peers. The reason for this is that many of his views on Norse mythology are completely contrary to the mainstream view.
This Loki is Odin's son is just one of them, and mainstream scholars believe that the nine kingdoms in Norse mythology are only a certain region of the earth, and the mythical races of the so-called frost giants are only human beings of other civilizations.
But Elliott. However, Randolph believes that the nine kingdoms are actually nine different planetary planes, and the Norse gods have mastered the technology of time and space travel thousands of years ago. This kind of table-flipping remarks will naturally not be accepted by other peers.
"Obviously, the information we have now has shows that this Elliott . . . Randolph was right. In that case, we don't need to pay attention to the words of the losers. I want to get a comprehensive assessment of Asgard in three days. Nick Fury commanded, rubbing his eyebrows.
"Understood, Director."
Natasha also knew that this could not be delayed, and who knew when the Asgardian had run out of patience. The Cosmic Rubik's Cube is such an important strategic treasure, and it is absolutely impossible for S.H.I.E.L.D. to hand it over.
But if you can, it's best not to use violence.
So Nick Fury says to Natasha, "Do you have any confidence that you can control this Asgardian?" ”
This so-called control actually refers to whether Natasha has no way to charm the other party with beauty tricks. Nick Fury asked so directly, and Natasha didn't feel dissatisfied. As a female spy, beauty arithmetic is a basic skill.
"I'm afraid it's a little difficult, you see that he has a beautiful maid with him, and he doesn't have any special intimate contact with her, I don't think this person will be so susceptible to women's influence." Natasha analyzed.
If Tezka hears this, he will shout, "No, I'm super easy to trick up to the Americans, you might as well give me a set!" ”
It's a pity that neither of the two people in the office directly asked him what he meant.
Nick Fury believed Natasha's judgment and said regretfully, "Then forget it." I saw that the girl seemed to be more like a slave than just a maid. If this is the case, it means that the social structure of this civilization is still tending towards barbarism and conquest. If we accidentally provoke him, it may have the opposite effect. ”
"Tomorrow I'll take the two of them outside for a walk to see what these two people think of Earth civilization." Natasha suggested.
"Yes, just make arrangements so that there are no accidents."
S.H.I.E.L.D. has a huge amount of resources, and it's not a problem to empty a town and let S.H.I.E.L.D. agents play as residents, or just rent a movie theater to play the house, and Nick Fury believes that Natasha can grasp this scale.
"By the way, has the matter of the tech fair been taken care of?" Nick Fury asked again.
"The counting of the dead and wounded has been completed, and thanks to the presence of this Asgardian, the number of casualties is much lower than expected. Justin Hammer has already been sent to prison, and this time the evidence is so powerful that even those in the military want to protect him. The only problem is that we did not find the body of Ivan Vanko. Natasha reported.