Washington, USA

"Wow, teacher, you see there are so many foreigners here!" Chen Xiaodou leaned on the window of the taxi and looked out curiously

After Li Mozi heard this, a sad expression appeared in his eyes, and then he helplessly supported his head with his hand. This IQ is hopeless......

What you see in a foreign country are not foreigners, are they all aliens?

"How's your English doing? I can't memorize the whole dictionary," Li Mozi asked

As soon as he heard Li Mozi ask if he had finished learning English, Chen Xiaodou immediately showed a look of resentment.

How can there be a teacher who wants to memorize the entire dictionary to learn English! Is this teacher really pro? Are you sure someone else invited you to fix yourself?

"Hehe, don't memorize it yet, I believe that my voice will be natural if I stay in the United States for a while!"

Just kidding, from getting on the plane to getting off the plane, it takes a total of ten hours to memorize the entire dictionary, which way can the gods do it?

"Then whatever you want, don't ask me to translate for you if you have communication barriers." Li Mozi said helplessly, she has nothing to do with her student, she looks immature all day long, and her IQ is hard!

"Anyway, teacher, your English is so good, do you know what language!"

"Yes"

"What other language will it be?"

"I can speak any language!" ......

Yes! God is unfair, why should others be reborn not only strong and terrible, but also perfect! Chen Xiaodou felt that he could complain about this point and complain for the rest of his life

In fact, for Li Mozi's strong learning ability, even if he doesn't rely on the omniscient system, he can learn it quickly. And in this world where English seems to be spoken throughout the universe, there seem to be more other languages on Earth......

"How long will it take to get to Xavier Academy for Gifted Youth?" Li Mozi asked the driver in English

"If there is a traffic jam on the road for a while, it is estimated that it will be late, otherwise it should be soon," the driver took a puff of his cigarette, then squinted and looked ahead, and said slowly.

"Is there a lot of traffic jams on this road?"

"yes, every time the Helicarrier flies over the White House, there's a traffic jam below." The driver said with a look of pride on his face

Li Mozi was speechless, it seems that since the last time the Blue Devil made trouble in the White House, after seeing the mutants show a huge threat, the president himself has become more and more insecure, and the Avengers team cannot always have a chance to protect themselves. If you are accidentally caught by mutants and threatened, then the United States is probably going to have another big deal.

So simply show the power of the Helicarrier, which can deter mutants on the one hand, and shock the whole world on the other!

"What's going on up front?" The driver looked puzzled

I saw a person in red suddenly jump down from the viaduct in front of me and jump directly from the sunroof into a black business car.

"Deadpool!" Chen Xiaodou shouted, in his previous life, as a loyal fan of Deadpool, he had long been attracted by Deadpool's unique ability and cheap character, so after just a glance at the general outline, he recognized this person who fell from the sky!

Then I saw a fight in the business car, and suddenly the car lost its balance and direction, and all kinds of skidding and drifting!

Seeing this scene, several motorcycles that had been guarding the three black cars also began to approach the business car where Deadpool was, and then suddenly took out two submachine guns from their bodies and began to shoot at the car!

"Wow, this is the real-life version of Fast and Furious!" The driver also shouted excitedly

It seems that this old American driver is also a drag racing fan!

"The driver catches up, catches up!"

"Hey, who's talking to me?" The driver was also startled when he heard the voice that suddenly sounded in his head, and then asked suspiciously

"It's me, the one sitting behind you! Keep up, my teacher and I are mutants, and we'll keep you safe!" ”

finally saw the appearance of his idol, Chen Xiaodou didn't want to give up the opportunity to contact him easily!

So he didn't think about it carefully, and immediately said to the driver with psychological induction.

When the driver heard this, he glanced at Chen Xiaodou in surprise, then looked at Li Mozi, grinned happily, and said, "Okay then!" Let's go! ”

"Oh~ Uncle Driver is really powerful, chase quickly!" Chen Xiaodou called excitedly

Hearing this, Li Mozi didn't know what his student had done, and two black lines slowly appeared on his head.

This has just arrived in the United States, and this stinky boy wants to make trouble again! Then he sighed helplessly, after all, he really owed him in his previous life!

"Wow! Uncle driver, you drove so fast! ”

"Uncle Driver, Fast & Furious, didn't invite you to participate in the show, it's a pity!"

"Anyway, Uncle Driver, why aren't you bald when you drive so fast?"

Listening to Chen Xiaodou's various excited shouts, Li Mozi couldn't hold back any longer, and the familiar slap hit the back of Shen Xiaodou's head again.

"Be quiet, since you're here, be quiet."

So there was such a scene on the elevated road

A few motorcyclists with submachine guns in front were racing at a black commercial van, while a yellow taxi was in hot pursuit......

Suddenly, the black van in front of it jolted, and then immediately rolled like a drum.

"Wow, it's really the same plot in the movie! Look at the person who smashed the billboard on it, it's so miserable! ”

Seeing the bloody scene in front of him, Chen Xiaodou said excitedly and curiously, now he knows why Deadpool was banned in China in the first place!

Hearing Chen Xiaodou's words, Li Mozi thought about it, it seemed to be true!

Then according to the next plot of the movie, it should be that Steelman and the Black Queen will appear, so he and Xiaodou can go back to X Academy with them. It's really a lot of trouble!

.......

"Hey!" Deadpool showed his head out of the car he had rolled over, shouted ahead, and immediately shrank back

What then awaited him was a shuttle bullet from several people

"Wait, do you know why I'm wearing red?" Deadpool's lowly voice came out again, "That's because of that, the bad guys can't see that I'm bleeding!" ”

"I know this thing very well! I was afraid of being scared out of the, so I wore yellow panties. Then he stretched out his two hands and pointed with one to the man holding the gun in front of him

And then in the face of him was another shuttle bullet

"Okay, I only have 12 bullets, maybe you have to share them!"

"So, start counting down!" Then Deadpool took a deep puff and grabbed the white smoke and jumped out of the car!

A 720-degree flip and two shots exploded the heads of two people, and then landed in a dashing manner, looking handsome.

Suddenly, a motorcycle next to him rushed out and fired at Deadpool.

"Fack!" Deadpool looked at the fast-healing wound on his hand and yelled at the rider, followed by three more shots, but unfortunately missed a single shot

Then in the face of several salted fish-like mercenaries, it was easy to kill, and suddenly a mercenary came out from behind a car and shot at Deadpool

Deadpool fell to the ground, and the mercenaries thought they had finally killed him when they saw Deadpool fall to the ground.

Suddenly, Deadpool shoots the mercenary in the head from under his crotch

"Chrysanthemum in the middle, bastard!" Then he rushed forward, re-fired two shots at the mercenary who had died, counted the remaining bullets, and said, "Three, two!" Wasteful, but worth it! ”

Looking at the remaining three mercenaries, Deadpool slowly hides behind a car as cover.

When the mercenaries saw Deadpool hiding, they rushed up to surround Deadpool

Suddenly, Deadpool sprang out from the side and fired the final shot with two somersaults!

I saw the bullet pass through the head of the first mercenary, and then through the first, and the second...... Finally hit the third one on the head

"Little Francis~Little Francis~" After Deadpool killed all the mercenaries, he jumped up and down to find the person he wanted to take revenge

At this time, the third mercenary, who had just fallen and killed with a single shot, suddenly stood up and took the bullet from his head

When Deadpool saw it, he thought: This is really good, is it because he has a hard forehead or because my bullets are weak! Then he pulled out two katanas behind him, and learned about the mercenary with one sword.

Suddenly, the same motorcyclist from the beginning reappears and shoots at Deadpool again.

When Deadpool saw this, an idler threw the knife in his hand again, and the back wheel of the motorcycle, the motorcycle somersaulted again, throwing the person above out

"Francis~" Deadpool bounced towards the rider

Then he beat the person who fell to the ground, and then dragged him and threw it directly on the side of the guardrail!

He pulled out one of his remaining knives and pinned him to the guardrail

"How's that, Francis? Have you had a break lately? ”

"What, don't remember me? And now? Then he took off the mask on the half of his head, revealing his terrifying face

"Wade, Gant!" When Francis saw it, he smiled slightly and scolded

"So now, you're going to have to help me heal my face, you know?" Deadpool crouched down and glanced at Francis and said

"If you don't heal my face, I'll beat you to pieces~" Deadpool's cheap voice came out again, and then just when he raised his fist and wanted to beat Francis, he grabbed his hand with a strong force and threw himself behind him!

And Deadpool sees the man who grabbed him

You're an iron man who can be so hard all over your body!

Anyway, isn't that hard like steel.......

Wow! Your future girlfriend is miserable~

[Today's update is a little late, I'm sorry, I'm too tired to come back, I slept and just woke up and saw the early morning of the next day...]