"Trigger Marriage Quest: My Wife is the Dean!"

"The task requires to establish a marriage relationship with Cang Yan and help her ascend to the position of dean of Qingcheng Academy."

"Complete the task to get a reward of 10,000 krypton gold and a mysterious prop."

Ye Huang stood up suddenly, turned his head and left.

The old secretary thought that Boss Ye was going to go to the toilet if he didn't agree with him, and he didn't take it to heart.

Ye Huang didn't go to the bathroom, and when he returned to the bedroom, he closed the door and went crazy: "System, what are you going to do?" New features in version 2.0, I only see three kinds of main quests, side quests, and adventure quests, what the hell is this marriage quest? ”

The system replied, "Host, the Marriage quest is one of the adventure quests. ”

"I'm not convinced!"

Ye Erwa was quite dissatisfied: "10,000 krypton is worth 100 million, right?" Don't think about ruining my lifelong happiness with this money. Your broken task is tantamount to making your own assertions, deciding who my future wife is, it's so inhumane, I refuse! ”

"Host, why should you deceive yourself, the mission issued by this system is subservient to your potential personal wishes. If it weren't for the wonderful feelings you had for Cang Yan and your true feelings, you would definitely not have triggered this marriage task. ”

"System, do you know why you're a robot, because you don't know about humans at all! People change, you know? ”

Boss Ye began to teach the system to be a man: "I use my personal experience to tell you that our human feelings are quite unstable, and if we love someone this year, we will love them to death, and we may break up next year." This is the reality of Chi Guoguo, even if I have real feelings for the time being, can you guarantee that I will still have that kind of feelings in the future? I'm not even sure about myself, why are you going to make a private decision for me? ”

"After you're done with the mission, you can break up with her." The system is even more wolf-hearted than Boss Ye.

“……”

Boss Ye was shown off by the cold and ruthlessness of the system, and once again began to teach the system to be a man: "Little brother, do you know what a wife is?" Complete the task and break up, then it is not a breakup, but a divorce! To tell you the truth, I don't believe in marriage after I am twenty years old, a contractual relationship that violates human nature, Lao Tzu never thought about getting married, and you are already thinking about my divorce? ”

The system in turn taught Boss Ye to be a man: "Host, it seems that you have misunderstood the word marriage." Marriage is not the same as marriage. Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai are not married, and Romeo and Juliet are not married, is there no marriage between them? ”

"Damn, system, can I call you big brother, can you say something nice?" Boss Ye couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: "How tragic Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai are, don't you have a little pressure in your heart?" What happened to Romeo and Juliet, do you still need me to tell you? ”

The system said coldly: "This system is just two vivid examples, as long as the other party admits that it is your woman, whether you are married or not, it will not hinder the normal progress of the marriage task." ”

"And this kind of operation?" Ye Huang was stunned: "Can I understand it like this, buddy said to Teacher Cang: I call you a wife, do you dare to agree?" If she agreed, would she have met the conditions of the mission? ”

The system replied in the affirmative: "That's right, the task can only be completed if she becomes the dean." ”

Ye Huang's eyes rolled: "I cancel this task, there is no punishment, right?" ”

Again, the system replied in the affirmative: "Yes." ”

"What punishment?"

"From now on, if the task cannot be completed within three years, the host will be deducted 10,000 kryptonite. If the host balance is insufficient, all krypton points recharged in the future will be automatically deducted to fill the shortfall. ”

"System, there is a saying, I have endured it for a long time, and today I must tell you."

"Please."

"I call you an immortal!"

……

……

That afternoon, Cang Yan was sulking when she suddenly received a WeChat message.

"Sweet potato, sweet potato, please answer when you receive it, please answer when you receive it!"

When Cang Yan saw the message sent by Ye Erwa, she became even more angry.

But she still replied: "You're a sweet potato, no, you're a gopher!" ”

"Okay, the gopher will be my code name from now on. Sweet Potato No. 1, please receive an encrypted email from Gopher No. 1 from the outer sky: Sweet Potato Sweet Potato, I miss you (single bet x2, please like)! ”

As soon as he saw the goods, he deliberately added a bracket, and the stinky and shameless liar praise was completely stimulated, and Mr. Cang's resentment was completely stimulated: "Isn't someone singing every night after coming down the mountain, and the days are very comfortable, why do you think of looking for me?" ”

"Don't mention it, it's all tears when you talk too much."

Ye Huang sent a chat emoji full of cows, and quickly entered another line of words: "People who have a relationship with me have nothing to do, you see my eldest brother, he was arrested like that." I wanted to forget about you and go down the mountain to find someone to replace you, but it turns out I can't. ”

"You spend all your time drinking, and you still rely on my head, and the responsibility lies with me?" Cang Yan couldn't help but let out an angry expression.

"If you want to talk about responsibility, it's half and half." Ye Huang replied slowly, and each paragraph of text was accompanied by a sassy routine: "I touched my conscience and thought about it, half of the reason is you, and half of the reason is me." At the end of the day, it's because I love you too much. ”

Cang Yan didn't understand the logic of the other party: "You make it clear, you go out to mess with flowers, and you are embarrassed to say that you love me?" ”

"It's a must!" Ye Huang was very sure: "Yanyan, have you ever heard a song called "I Love You Very Much". ”

Cang Yan was angry: "I've heard it, but what does it have to do with this song for you to do that kind of dirty thing?" ”

Ye Huang typed slowly: "The relationship is big, you pay attention to the connotation of the lyrics, there is a sentence in the song that sings like this - the whole world, two people, it is not easy to love each other." If I can't be your lover, I'll still be a prostitute. ”

“……”

Cang Yan fell on the bed and was overturned by Ye Erwaxiu.

If it weren't for the mobile phone typing, she wouldn't have thought of "Love You Very Much" sung like this.

Having received the expected effect, Ye was very grateful to the god of song.

He learned this song from Xia Liuge.

Xia Liuge is worthy of the name of the god of songs, and the lyrics adaptation is always full of postmodernist connotations.

After a while, Ye Erwa began to get distracted: "Yanyan, I've been under a lot of pressure lately, and my personality has collapsed a little. Breaking through five stars in a year felt like an impossible task for me. I can't be your lover, I can only do that kind of thing...... Looking back now, it's not interesting at all, no one can replace you, and other women can't ignite my little universe at all. I was wrong, the fire rockers were wrong, please give me another chance to change my mind. ”

"You don't have to apologize, we haven't confirmed the relationship, I don't care what you like to do." Cang Yan didn't know whether what she said was angry or true, and gave an ultimatum: "Anyway, our agreement is one year, and after a year, you can't meet that standard, and we will be passers-by from now on!" ”

Unexpectedly, these words ignited Ye Erwa again: "Okay, you wait, I-will-be-back!" ”