Chapter 53: Yellow Eel? Sugar glider
I thought, I don't know why, this thing actually has wisdom, it's also a miraculous thing. It stands to reason that only elite monsters will gain the ability to think independently, which is commonly known as IQ.
Anyway, whatever the reason, this thing finally has wisdom.
According to the Sugar Glider himself, it must be constantly used as a mission target, doing tasks every day, and if it were me, I guess I would go crazy. Therefore, this thing has been tortured to the point that there is no love for life, so he doesn't even hesitate to die.
When I saw Tian Xiaoxiao looking at us muttering curiously, I grabbed the sugar glider and ran to the corner, and asked carefully about the sugar glider's experience, and then it dawned on me.
This Sugar Glider is a pet cultivated by the Beast Trainers Guild for the entertainment of players, and has no combat ability. But as it keeps completing quests, it also unknowingly gains independent souls through quest rewards.
Now this thing is already an elite-level monster, not only has wisdom, but also has character, but on the surface it is unwilling to show it.
Because the Beast Tamers Guild continues to release various tasks every day, the sugar glider is petite, very cute, and cute, so it is favored by the majority of female players.
And so the Sugar Glider's nightmare finally came, and it was literally all year round, 24 hours a day, and was used by players to do tasks.
It's not unacceptable to do tasks just do them, but players obviously treat them as toys, and there are all kinds of ways to play. One of the most frustrated female players actually played the sugar glider as a yellow eel, which is a bit excessive.
The sugar glider is also cheap, and after being tortured in every way, he forcibly comprehended the suicide skill. As soon as the players made it a little uncomfortable, the thing instantly died, resulting in countless players losing all their mission and now becoming the village's notorious mission killer.
I instantly realized that why A Chinese Ghost Story gave the task to Tianxiaoxiao so happily, it turned out that it was all because of this product. It's no wonder that such a good reward for elite quests will now be rotten on the streets, and no one wants them at all.
Speaking of which, the sugar glider is also a model of bitterness and hatred, more aggrieved than me, I can't imagine what this thing has gone through, in order to comprehend the suicide stunt, I feel the pain of the egg.
However, the Sugar Glider died like this, and was still taken away by the players from time to time, and had to struggle to survive in the death.
Speaking of which, it has to be mentioned that the Sugar Glider was created by the Beast Trainers' Guild and is considered a magical creature, so no matter how many times the Sugar Glider dies, it will be resurrected indefinitely.
To sum up, this is what has created the honey glider who is now retaliating against society.
After listening to the bitter journey of the sugar glider, I am very sympathetic, this thing is worse than me. No matter how I say it, at least there is a chance to regain freedom, and the soul contract of this thing is kept in the Beast Trainers' Guild, how can it be let go casually.
Even if the Sugar Glider escapes to the ends of the earth, it will be summoned back by the Beast Trainers Guild in an instant.
Hearing this, I expressed that I couldn't help it, and said helplessly: "Brother, it's not that I don't help you, do you think it's possible to steal your soul contract with me?" ”
The sugar glider looked me up and down for a while, and he was also deflated: "Forget it, there are so many masters in the Beast Tamer Guild, and the beast tamer won't count it, there are at least dozens of monsters above the fifth order of the elite, and the highest rhinoceros monster is already the eighth order of the elite." ”
I said, "I'm good if I go it alone, but I'm afraid of being wheeled." By the way, is it possible to buy your soul contract back? ”
The Sugar Glider's eyes lit up, and its little head kept nodding, and it looked so cute that even a rough man like me wanted to ravage it.
I said, "That's it, this task has ten days to complete, you can cooperate with me to complete the task as soon as possible, and the rest of the time I will find a way to make money to buy your soul back, what do you think?" ”
The sugar glider bit his paw and asked suspiciously, "You bad old man is so bad, you won't lie to me, will you?" How do you make money? ”
I really want to squirt this thing to death with a sip of salt soda, your dad is not yet a year old, okay? I gritted my teeth and said, "You don't have to worry about how to make money, you just say you agree or disagree, I will change my mind at any time." ”
The sugar glider stared at the big eyes, looking pitifully, that little look is really too cute as cute, if it's a girl, I feel like I can be cute by it in an instant.
Fortunately, I'm a rough man, and I'm a little immune to this cuteness. Seeing that selling cuteness was ineffective, the sugar glider had to nod and agree.
I warned, "You must not commit suicide again, and if you dare to die again, my promise to you will be nullified immediately." ”
The sugar glider nodded hurriedly, looking like you were happy, uncle, stupid and cute.
I put the Sugar Glider on top of my head and let it sit in my long fur on its own, I didn't want to see it again for a minute.
"Boss, it's been a long time since you've taken a shower, and you smell of cumin."
"Get out!"
"Boss, I want to poop."
"Hold it, if you dare to pull it on my head, even if I don't do the task, I will teach you how to behave."
"Boss, I miss my big fairy sister."
I:......
Well, I said I'm almost annoyed by this thing, and I'm starting to regret it now, should I just throw it in the toilet and flush it down.
Tian Xiaoxiao was very happy to see that I was getting along with the sugar glider, and she was very happy, and rewarded me with two pieces of barbecue. I'm finally feeling better, or I'm skeptical I'll ever deal with the scourge of the Sugar Glider.
Sweet smile smiled and simply ate something and went to take a bath, my eyes suddenly lit up, and I was caught as a pet, I can't just suffer like this, I have to charge some interest first.
The sound of the water came out, to be honest, so the game design is still very intimate, although the place to live is not good, but the bathroom is still very good. There are not only flush toilets, but also showers and bathtubs, and of course hot water is provided free of charge.
I walked around the bathroom, however, I couldn't see a single hair.
The sugar glider whispered, "Boss, do you want to peep?" ”
I said angrily: "Nonsense, or I'm here to stand guard?" ”
The sugar glider said like a treasure: "Boss, I know how to peep, among the masters in front of me, there is a voyeur, I know where to make holes." ”
I was immediately happy when I heard it, and it seems that this product is not useless.
The sugar glider pointed me in the direction and went around to the back of the bathroom, and it said triumphantly: "Boss, the structure and building materials of the houses in the village are the same, you see, the walls here are the thinnest, they are made of thin wooden boards, and you can make a hole with a few random gnaws." Hey, boss, you can look at it however you want. ”