Chapter 258: Don't Blame Me
One thing that's actually worth mentioning here is...... In the small book left by the landlord before, the personal requests made by several tenant girls who had stayed in before Yicheng were recorded.
Among them, the first requirement actually made Yi Cheng very incomprehensible - love the motherland, love the people, love China**, this statement does not sound like a requirement for tenants, but more like a primary school student's code.
And then, the second one, that is, Yan Xiaoqian, whom Yi Cheng just met yesterday, put forward a request that "no ghost stories or pretend to be ghosts to scare people"...... Linked to the timid character of the girl herself, this is a reasonable request. The third article is proposed by Mao Lili, prohibiting tenants with illegal rules or bad convictions from staying in an apartment where a single girl lives, this article may be the requirement that tenants should make in the real sense, even if the tenant who makes this request is actually a criminal police officer who specializes in arresting criminals.
It is worth mentioning that before these three personal requirements, Yicheng also saw the "landlord rules" set by the landlord herself, which are independent of all the requirements - pay rent on time, do not default on rent, and do not ask for rent reduction and exemption under any excuse and reason.
Well, according to this and the three theoretically the same content of the "landlord code", Yi Cheng should undoubtedly be the object of eviction now, but fortunately, now, he has become a landlord temporarily, and naturally he has no worries about this, and even he is still considering whether he should add something to the small book, such as "In addition to the landlord, the tenant must be an innocent single and beautiful virgin" and other requirements.
All right...... Delusions aside, in fact, among these rules, the most worthy of concern is actually the fourth place, which is said to have been put forward by the girl who stayed in Yicheng not long ago, the most excessive request among the several.
"Tenants...... Must be a single dog!'
According to Mao Lili, for this "requirement", the landlord also deliberately communicated with the other three tenants, and after confirming that everyone agreed, this article was included in the "Rent Rules", and it happened that after that, Yi Cheng, who had a stalemate with his girlfriend and then ran out to rent a house alone, concealed his natural situation, and settled here in a grand manner under the banner of a single dog, becoming one of the many tenants.
"So you mean to say...... The woman who clearly wants to force heterosexuality to death actually lives next door to me? β
"No, no, no, theoretically, that girl's conditions also include same-sex lily and lace edge - in fact, in her explanation, even pets are not good."
"That's not the point of my question!"
Mao Lili's addition can be called a desperate kill, which makes Yi Cheng not only have a black line, but also can't help but have many fantasies about his vicious neighbor.
For example, if you are trapped in love and abandoned by others, you have unbearable memories in your childhood, so you hate such unclean behavior, or you are simply a guardian and dog lover......
And so on, and so on, quickly went through Yi Cheng's mind, but to say that the most likely, I am afraid that it is the "broken love" that he speculated at the beginning.
"If you want to ask me about the specific situation, of course I don't know - although I am a criminal policeman, there is no reason to interrogate the tenants who live with me at will, right?"
"It's like the person who interrogated me yesterday wasn't you."
Yi Cheng muttered in his heart, and then quickly shifted the topic to the right track.
"Listen to you, that lady tenant should be home now?"
"Well, I guess so, when I got off work in the morning, I heard a sound on the floor upstairs."
"That's right...... I'm going to bother you, huh? β
"I can't talk about trouble, wait and invite me to dinner, even if it is to repay me, how about it?"
Mao Lili glanced at Yi Cheng with a smile.
"Recently, I just paid the rent, so I don't have enough money."
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Okay, the girl asked for dinner, to put it bluntly, it actually meant to enhance the relationship between the two parties, didn't it? But the problem is that the current Yicheng is also financially constrained, and he is really a little distressed to say that he wants to eat a big meal, but if he invites someone to eat Malatang...... Regardless of the grade or anything, if something really happens, now that the situation is so tense, he is really worried about accidents.
"Hmm...... I've been busy lately......"
"Well, then I'll have to do it another day."
Mao Lili obviously saw Yi Cheng's difficulty, and naturally said such an ambiguous sentence.
"Remember, anyway, you owe me a big meal."
"Good, good...... Anyway, let's get down to business first. β
Although I really want to communicate with my sister on the topic of "another day", but considering the identity of the other party, if you really don't hold back, you may be regarded as sexual harassment or a pervert, so Yi Cheng, who reined in that improper careful thinking, followed behind Mao Lili, and the two went all the way back to the second floor.
"Knock knock."
When she came to the door of the room next to Yicheng, Mao Lili first glanced back at him, and then raised her hand and naturally knocked on the door.
"Who?"
Responses were quickly heard in the room.
"Me, Sister Lily downstairs."
Mao Lili's answer is also familiar, and it seems that she is undoubtedly the key link between several tenants and connecting these strange women.
Soon, the door opened, and Yi Cheng saw a plain face poking out from inside.
"Sister Lily, why did you suddenly come to me...... Ay? β
Before she finished speaking, the girl suddenly saw Yi Cheng behind Mao Lili, who was stunned.
In fact, Mao Lili at this time was also very embarrassed, and she didn't know what to say at all.
Because......
What this girl is doing happens to be what she happened to be doing when Yi Cheng knocked on her door before, and it is also the first priority of most girls after they go home - taking a bath.
And now the situation is that the girl is obviously halfway through the bath, and suddenly she heard Mao Lili knocking on the door, and she trotted over to open the door for her without defense, after all, everyone is a girl, and there is actually nothing to avoid in this regard.
But here's the problem...... The girl obviously completely ignored a possibility, a ...... The possibility that Mao Lili might have come and knocked on the door with a man.
So, the girl who was wet all over her body and only held a towel to cover her chest, after meeting Yi Cheng's straight gaze for a long time, suddenly let out a scream that went straight into the sky.
"Ahh
To say that at this time, the best way for a girl to react is, of course, to close the door as soon as possible and then slowly figure it out, but ...... Obviously panicked, her first reaction was to leave Mao Lili in front of the door and the door itself, and turned around to flee into the house.
As a result, just two steps away, the slippers on the girl's feet slipped and slid -
Smack.
"Uh......"
Seeing that the fruit-body girl in front of him successfully completed a gorgeous flat fall, and then immediately maintained the posture of the strange species, and escaped from his sight with his hands and feet crawling on the ground with a rolling belt, Yi Cheng sighed, and then looked at Mao Lili, who was also a little overwhelmed beside him.
"Wait a minute, you have to tell the truthβI really don't blame you for this."