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Manman has been dating online for a month.

The object of online dating looks handsome and gentle.

From the subject's words and deeds, under the care of every way, how many times did the vine fantasize in his mind about the picture of the object after everyone loved the little milk dog after he appeared.

When I fantasize, I always feel super happy.

Now it's finally time for the video.

Oops, I'm too sloppy in my clothes.

Damn, my hair is all oil if I haven't washed it for a day.

Damn, I forgot to cover the acne on my face.

Ahh......h

The best friend next to him didn't know that Manman's mental activity had already performed an idol drama in a few seconds......

"It's connected, I want to record a video, I want to take a screenshot......" my girlfriend also said excitedly, putting her hands on the keyboard and waiting for the screenshot at all times.

Manman's heart was pounding, and it felt like his heart was about to jump out.

Manman didn't dare to look at the computer camera, she knew that she was going to video with her husband, so she should turn on the lights, change into beautiful clothes, and put on a beautiful makeup......

The video is connected, and the room is greeted by a dimly lit environment.

The picture shook very much, and after shaking for a while, a shaky face appeared in front of the camera.

Just see a rough face flicker in front of the video, and then the video hangs.

Before Manman and his best friend could reflect that face in their minds, the other party hung up, and they were stunned in an instant.

"How...... Why did it hang up. The girlfriend said with a somewhat ugly face.

Although the video was very short and less than two seconds, she didn't see the little milk dog's face very clearly, and the picture shook so much.

Manman glanced at it hurriedly because he was nervous and shy, but he didn't see it much, and thought it was a problem with the network.

"Dididi~~"

Yu Sheng held her hand: "Baby, I don't have any clothes, let's meet next time, my husband thinks about you all the time, hmm." ”

"Damn, don't you want to be so numb, my mother has goosebumps." Girlfriend said.

"Oh, go away, go and go to the report, people want to chat." Manman said.

"What's the hurry, and don't delay your show of affection." The best friend glared at her and said with a malicious smile: "Fortunately, I was prepared, I recorded the video just now." ”

"Huh?" Manman was surprised: "You still videotaped." ”

"Nonsense, isn't it just a video, it's like being a thief, my mother is unhappy, I want to see what the little milk dog looks like." The best friend said confidently.

Open the file where the video is saved.,There's only a two-second video.,But that's not in the way.,The current software can be paused and can be slowed down.,The picture is shaking so badly.,She didn't see it clearly.。

Manman is also a little worried, and very curious about what his online dating partner looks like in reality.

The video screen is open, and the girlfriend is there operating the computer, slowing down the video screen second by second.

In the shaking picture, I finally met that face.

With a quick press to pause, the screen freezes.

What about the puppy???

And then......

The two little fairies were dumbfounded, and the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing.

"Hahahaha...... Vine...... I'm sorry, please forgive me for laughing out of a pig laugh, hahahaha. The girlfriend laughed heartily and burst into tears.

The vine felt like he had been thunderbolted, and he wished he was now split into a pile of black coal.

"Manman, I'm sorry I was wrong, I shouldn't care about the two of you, I'll write the report."

"Excuse me, excuse me...... Hahahaha. ”

Listening to the laughter of the best friend pig, the vines exploded directly on the spot.

grabbed the computer and sent the screenshot to the online dating partner.

"Is this you? Are you TM kidding me? The vine was angry and devastated.

"yes, what's wrong with my wife, it's too dark for me here, it's a front-facing camera, you know......" Yu Sheng said holding her hand.

"You let the meteorite hit your face, others use a basin to wash your face, and you use a bathtub to wash your face!"

"Grass mud horse! Get lost! ”

"You're as ugly as a hama pi!"

"Blacklist, goodbye!"

After a series of angry fights, Manman angrily blacklisted him.

Extremely aggrieved, he threw himself into his best friend's arms and cried.

"Woo woo, I don't love online anymore, I don't live or die."

……

"Xihu should like to eat this, hey, this is not bad, Xihu has been angry recently and eats this best."

In the supermarket, the concubine and the little fairy carefully selected their favorite snacks for themselves, and did not forget to give Zhu Mingtong a copy.

For a foodie, there are only snacks in his eyes, and everything else is a floating cloud.

In half an hour, the concubine had already pushed a large cart of snacks.

Zhu Mingtong sat outside the supermarket bored, shaking his calves, boringly searching for targets on the street.

There are many men and women of all kinds at the entrance of the supermarket, including some couples who show affection.

Zhu Mingtong quickly locked on to a target, and a couple showing affection came in front of him.

A couple walked hand in hand in front of Zhu Mingtong very intimately, the boy looked childish, and the girl was spoiled like a little princess.

"I don't, I just want the candy in your mouth."

"I don't give."

"Boom, I'm angry."

Zhu Mingtong suddenly felt that he had suffered a critical attack of 10,000 points, Nima, don't bring dog food like this.

"Okay, I'll feed you."

After saying that, the boy pinched the girl's chin and kissed it......

And fed the girl the sugar in her mouth with her tongue......

The girl took the candy from the boy's mouth with great enjoyment as if no one was around the boy's neck.

it!

Zhu Mingtong galloped by 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart, and he was so disgusted that he wanted to cry.

I can't bear to look at it! Are all teenagers so awesome now?

"I bought a lot of snacks...... Hey, Xihu, what are you doing? The concubine walked out of the supermarket, and just saw Zhu Mingtong holding a mandarin duck stick and frantically shaking it in his hand, just like he was about to beat someone.

"Don't stop me, I want to hit someone."

"I didn't stop you."

The concubine also noticed a very indecent scene of the couple, and immediately understood where Zhu Mingtong's anger came from.

"It's so spicy to the eyes, it's hurtful." The concubine covered her eyes and scolded.

A man and a woman kiss that is called a hot, damn it, when he doesn't exist in this god?

"Who!!"

At this time, an aunt rushed to the girl with a face like black coal, only to hear the sound of "pop~", the two mouths separated, and the aunt pulled the girl aside fiercely.

"Mom, why are you here?" The girl looked at her aunt in horror.

"I owe you all my life, and I'm embarrassed to be thrown on the street." The aunt grabbed the girl's ears and didn't let go.

"Mom, it's not what you think...... Mom, Mom, listen to me. ”

"Come home with me, sneak out again, I'll break your legs!!"

The voices of the mother and daughter are getting farther and farther away, and the boy's face is panicked, he can't stand the pointing around him, and he runs away in a gray way, not daring to let go of a fart.

This scene changed too quickly, and the mandarin duck stick was almost thrown off, and his work was blatantly robbed by an aunt.

Damn, I finally got a bad breath.

"Hey, people have been rewarded with two immortal points, master, when did you do two votes when people were shopping?" The concubine said suspiciously.

"Two bills?" Zhu Mingtong asked.