Chapter 619: A Trip for Nothing (3/5)
"It's good to be back, it's good to be back!"
Tie Guan Li nodded with satisfaction and looked up and down to see if there were any injuries.
"We're fine!"
Han Xiangzi and Lan Caihe shook their heads, entangled in their hearts, Tang Seng is a dead pervert, how did he lose people's clothes.
"Tang Seng, he's not human!"
He Xiangu scolded.
She hurried inside and took out some clothes to put on.
"Tang Seng didn't take you eight immortals in his eyes!"
Lao Jun couldn't be idle for a minute, and he didn't feel uncomfortable without adding to the blockage.
"Big brother, I'll go this time!"
He Xiangu asked for battle, "I don't believe how powerful Tang Seng is!" ”
"Don't!"
Han Xiangzi hurriedly stopped him and said, "You go, in case your clothes are gone, he may covet your beauty and do dirty things to you!" ”
Han Xiangzi was deeply affected by it and felt very deeply.
"This makes sense, He Xiangu, don't be impulsive!"
Tie Guan Li persuaded.
"Hey, let her go, maybe there's a better chance!"
Lao Jun suddenly said, "Tang Seng has always been a woman, and he does not refuse to come, let He Xiangu use the beauty trick, maybe it will be successful!" ”
"Absolutely not!"
The others in the Eight Immortals shook their heads one after another.
He Xiangu is the only woman and the only beauty among the Eight Immortals, how can she let Tang Seng spoil it, or even blaspheme.
"I'll go!"
He Xiangu said bravely.
She only looks like she is twenty years old, but her mana is second only to that of her eldest brother, Tie Guan Li.
"I go, it doesn't mean that Tang Seng can take advantage of me, I stole the keel and took the opportunity to lure him to Penglai Mountain, how about it?"
He Xiangu said to everyone.
"This ......"
Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what to say.
Originally, Tie Guan Li was full of confidence, but later I heard that Tang Seng had a banana fan in his hand, and any fan of that thing could fly a fan to nine heavens away, so it was tricky to think about!
"Big brother, it is incumbent upon you to agree with me to stop Tang Seng from collecting dragon bones and maintaining peace in the Three Realms."
He Xiangu is very aware of the overall situation.
"You just let her go, once Tang Seng collects the eight dragon bones, we will all be finished by then!"
Lao Jun instigated.
"Then you have to be careful, you really can't steal the keel and come back, don't lose your little family for everyone, it's not worth it!"
Tie Guan Li persuaded.
"I know all these things!"
He Xiangu smiled slightly.
"It's really not good, you just use the beauty trick, Tang Seng eats this set the most!"
Lao Jun strongly advised, "I think back then, on the way to learn scriptures, Tang Seng did a lot of female goblins, and he was bold!" ”
He Xiangu was too lazy to talk to Taishang Laojun, snorted coldly, and hurriedly passed by him.
"Big brother, don't worry too much, the magic weapon lotus in He Xiangu's hand is not necessarily worse than Tang Seng's fan!"
Han Xiangzi came over to comfort him.
"I hope so!"
Tie Guan Li sighed heavily.
……
Tang Seng and Guanyin continued to hurry, seeing that they were about to arrive at Dongying, and they could even see Dongying's shadow from high in the sky.
"Tang Seng, look, it'll be here in a while!"
Guanyin pointed out to Tang Seng.
"This is Taka Kato, the country of Tony Oki!"
Tang Seng thought in his heart, and couldn't help but have a lot of numbers and many female stars in his mind.
"Don't run away anymore!"
Suddenly, there was a scolding from the sky.
A girl holding a lotus flower blocked Tang Seng and Guanyin in front of her.
Escape?
Where did we escape, obviously we were just on the way!
Tang Seng was stunned.
"Girl, who are you, are you from Dongying?"
Tang Seng looked up and down, this girl is really good, I hope not to embark on the road of ***** in the future.
"Don't care who I am, ask you, is it Tang Seng and Guanyin?"
He Xiangu said coldly.
"It's not!"
Tang Seng felt that he must be the one who came to find fault, so he simply didn't admit it.
Guanyin glanced at Tang Seng silently, quickly understood the intention, and quietly did not speak.
"Aren't you Tang Seng and Guanyin?"
"No, girl, you've mistaken someone!"
Tang Seng said cheekily.
"Oh, so, sorry about that, excuse me!"
He Xiangu had never seen Tang Seng, only knew a man and a woman, flying in the direction of Dongying.
Now that she encounters it, she is not sure for a while, and no one admits it, what can she do.
Tang Seng also mixed oil and vinegar, "You want to find the person named Tang Seng, is there a beautiful woman by your side?" ”
"yes, how do you know?"
He Xiangu asked happily.
"I've met them, they're slow, they're behind us, you look for them, maybe you can meet them!"
"Thank you!"
He Xiangu smiled gratefully at Tang Seng, and at that moment, Tang Seng actually felt that she was a little beautiful.
"Hey, look, everyone is gone!"
Guanyin interrupted and said with a wicked smile, "Tang Seng, you are really bad, deliberately leading people astray!" ”
"Cut, when you see that she is looking for trouble, a fool will admit it!"
He Xiangu lives in Penglai Mountain all the year round, has little communication with the outside world, is very simple-minded, does not know how to deceive, and does not know that people's hearts are separated from their stomachs.
There are still many stupid immortals in this kind of stupid immortal in the Journey to the West world, and they know all day long to immerse themselves in cultivation, improve their cultivation, and dilute their IQ.
"Let's go quickly and get rid of her!"
Tang Seng urged.
Guanyin sighed softly.
Sou!
The two flew rapidly, and after a while, He Xiangu was gone.
"This kind of stupid immortal, if he comes to our world, he will definitely be cheated of money and sex!"
Tang Seng muttered quietly.
"What your world?"
Guanyin's ears are quite pointed, and he actually heard it.
"It's okay to tell you, I'm from another world, and the people we have there are very smart, no, it should be very cunning!"
Tang Seng said truthfully.
Unexpectedly, Guanyin didn't believe it, "What is your world, that's called reincarnation, you were a golden cicada in your last life, don't think I don't know!" ”
Guanyin said stubbornly.
"If you don't believe it, I'll have a chance to take you to my house to play in the future!"
"Okay, I'll wait!"
Guanyin responded casually, not believing it at all, only thinking that Tang Seng was making a fuss and couldn't take it seriously.
……
He Xiangu followed the direction pointed by Tang Seng and looked around, but did not find the shadow of Tang Seng and Guanyin.
"That's not right, that's what the man said just now, how could he not find it?"
There was no way, He Xiangu could only go back the same way, and go back to Penglai Mountain first.
"I'm back!"
Swish!
He Xiangu fell in the courtyard.
"Come back, so soon!"
The crowd ran out.
Lao Jun followed closely, his eyes were always aimed at He Xiangu's hand, why didn't he find that he came back with the keel.
"He Xiangu, what's wrong?"
Tie Guan Li asked anxiously.
At the same time, looking at her clothes, she was very relieved and complete, and it seemed that she did not dedicate herself to Tang Seng.
"I didn't find Tang Seng!"
He Xiangu said truthfully.
"What?"
When Lao Jun heard this, he wanted to scold people angrily, but he couldn't find it, his ability to do things was too poor, right?
"Tell me what happened, who you met on the road and what you said, tell us!"
Tie Guan Li asked in detail.
"Here's the thing......"
He Xiangu said it from beginning to end.
"You mean, when you met a man and a woman, after their guidance, you didn't find Tang Seng?"
"Yes."
He Xiangu nodded weakly.
"Look, it's not them!"
With a wave of his hand, Lao Jun used a spell to draw the faces of Tang Seng and Guanyin on the paper.
"It's him, it's them!"
He Xiangu's eyes widened, anxious and angry.