Chapter 172: Psychopathic Monkey
After passing through the Jungle of Death, they crossed the Panjiang River and crossed the Zhaoben Mountain......
After nine hundred and eighty-one tribulations, Wang Hao and Mi Jar finally came to the place where the legendary mentally ill were imprisoned exhausted.
"So, the rumors are not credible......"
Wang Hao looked at the monkey sitting on the stone chair, and said to himself: "It is said that there is a monkey here that circles around the well, and if someone approaches, he will be thrown into the well, and then write a one, but it is obviously very quiet, and it looks like it is about to evolve into a human." ”
"King, king, king, king, ......"
At this moment, the trembling voice of the rice cylinder suddenly came.
"Huh? What are you talking about? ”
Wang Hao looked in the direction pointed by his finger in the rice jar, but saw that on the tree not far away, there were countless figures hanging from the tree.
It seems that these people will not wake up.
"Sure enough, the rumors are not credible! Obviously hanging people on tree branches, how can it be said that they are thrown into a well? Wang Hao immediately said indignantly.
"Now, now is not the time to think about this...... Mi Jar said dumbfoundedly, "Then, that monkey has rushed up!" ”
Wang Hao turned around in an instant and summoned more than a dozen shield walls in front of him.
But the power of the monkey land was too great, Wang Hao's shield wall was broken in an instant, and then he himself was also knocked away in an instant, and his health dropped by more than half.
"Damn, it's hard to get the attributes awesome, why are there more deflated people in the game!?" Wang Hao said very puzzled, and immediately used the rejuvenation technique to restore 10% of his health.
But the monkey rushed up again, and Wang Hao definitely couldn't stop it now.
"Psychotic, psychotic, psychotic......" Within three seconds of the monkey attack arriveing, Wang Hao's brain performed tens of thousands of calculations, and finally at that critical moment......
[Finally, at that critical moment, Wang Hao took out a document from his backpack]
【Junior Detective Certificate】
"Look, this is my doctor's card."
In fact, Wang Hao is a bit of a bully, no, he is bullying a monkey, because although this monkey is literate, he knows ancient characters, and now it is still a mental illness.
[System Prompt: Main Quest Trigger]
Mission Name: Cure the Pit Daddy Monkey
Mission Level: S
Objective: Cure the mental illness of the pit monkey
Rewards: Coins*888, XP of current level x30%, special rewards
Quest Tips: 1.I can tell you unequivocally that this is not Monkey King 2.Here, your time will pass at a rate of 1000:1
"Oh, this mission is a little weird, why is it slowing down my time passing?" Wang Hao said to himself: "In other words, my time here has only passed for 1,000 hours, and only one hour has passed in the outside world, which is very convenient......"
As he spoke, Wang Hao patted Mi Jar's shoulder and said in his ear: "Mi Jar, I believe you can also see my task, I want you to help me do something, it's ......"
As he spoke, a weird smile appeared on Mi Tank's face.
"By the way, bring the ice and fall wide, these are extraordinary times, and you must not let your other personality come out to make trouble, you know?"
"Understood, understood!" Mi Jar nodded hurriedly.
……
In this way, the rice jar left here temporarily, leaving only Wang Hao and the monkey who was still in a daze.
"Doctor, are you a doctor? Hahaha, great! After some time, the monkey burst out laughing, and then he climbed up the tree and made a slingshot out of rattan and branches.
"Hahaha, doctor, I'm going to break your glass with this slingshot!"
Hao:......
"I think you need to go hand in hand with isolation and medication." Wang Hao glanced at the pit monkey, if he didn't know that he couldn't beat it, he would definitely add a "violent treatment".
Thankfully, there are still a lot of good things in this abandoned mental hospital.
Expired psychotropic drugs
Grade: Garbage
Efficacy: Unstable efficacy in patients with mental illness
Remarks: Expired medicine, it is impossible to give people to eat, but it is a pity to throw it away, it is better to give it to the monkey to try!
Rusty psychotic iron rods
Grade: Garbage
Effect: Causes severe pain to psychopaths
Notes: A weapon designed to sanction the mentally ill, with no offensive power against other creatures.
Worn-out psychotic tight clothes
Grade: Garbage
Effect: Has a magical effect similar to the Tightening Spell on the mentally ill
Notes: You need to manually put on this thing for the mentally ill, so are you still waiting for them to wear it themselves?
Expired powerful sleeping pills
Grade: Epic,
Effect: Immediately puts the person under the suit into a deep sleep
Note: Although it is an expired product, the effect is much stronger than before the expiration date, but there are side effects.
"So the first thing I have to do is to give this monkey two kinds of medicine, then put on a tight cloak, and if it's not honest, hit him with an iron rod!" Wang Hao said confidently: "It's a piece of cake!" ”
Just do it, Wang Hao found a banana, and then stuffed the medicine into it.
"Monkey, monkey, it's time to eat!"
With that, he delivered the banana to the pit monkey.
The pit daddy monkey ate the place where Wang Hao hid the medicine in one bite, and after chewing a few bites, he stuck out his tongue, and there were two pills stuck on it.
"Sample, I already knew you were going to drug me!"
The pit daddy monkey laughed, and then threw the banana peel on Wang Hao's head.
"Oh my god, this dead monkey has turned the sky upside down!" Wang Hao said indignantly: "Look at it, I will definitely let you take this medicine!" ”
After a while, Wang Hao came to the side of the pit monkey again.
"Monkey, it's time for spiritual education, read to me, 'Ah......'"
Shout!
Just as Wang Hao was 'ah......', the pit monkey suddenly threw something into his throat.
Isn't this exactly the psychiatric medicine and sleeping pills that Wang Hao stuffed into the banana before?
"What the fuck ......"
Wang Hao scolded in a daze, then closed his eyes and fell asleep.
On the other side, Mi Jar is taking his little lover to fight monsters.
The monsters here are all low-level leaders of level 30, the number is not dense, it should be very simple for the rice tank, but they are all the same as Zhang San before, with a power far beyond the monsters of the same grade.
So the rice bowl is also very difficult.
"The dragon roars!"
The dragon head behind him suddenly roared, and the monsters in front of him temporarily lost their ability to move, and then they saw bursts of flames burning on the rice tank.
"Extravagant gold!"
A move similar to the Flying Fire Meteor creates a small meteor falling zone in front of the rice tank.
Dense damage figures floated up in the corners of his eyes.
This book, I'm going to finish it as soon as possible...... To be honest, the worldview I had in mind at the beginning was too grand, with three main lines: the battle of the human body fruit, the battle of the gods, and the combination of game and reality.
But when I started writing, I realized that I didn't have that strong pen power at all, and the more I wrote, the more painful the book became. The number of words in the water day and night not only does not make me relaxed, but makes me feel unusually depressed.
So it was going to die soon, because I was so tired.
Of course, I'll do my best to write the last few chapters, which may be abrupt, but at least not disgusting.
(End of chapter)