Chapter 164: Uncle Blame
Qingniu dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak, and no one knew about the crazy complaints in his heart.
Xiao Linxuan smiled and didn't care too much, with a slight force under his feet, his body suddenly rose into the air, hovering in mid-air and looking at Lao Jun.
Lao Jun also patted the green ox under his buttocks, and got Lao Jun's hint, the green cow screamed at the sky, waved its four hooves, and also rose from the ground.
The two arrived above the clouds after a while, Xiao Linxuan and Taishang Laojun flew side by side, and Taishang Laojun sat on the back of the green cow with Erlang's legs crossed.
"The mana of the Dou Emperor is unfathomable, why don't you take a mount?" Taishang Laojun asked leisurely.
"There's no such thing, and besides, it's troublesome to get a mount." Xiao Linxuan explained wryly.
The abilities on their bodies are all from the stupid girl.,Where is the ability to subdue a spirit and use it as a mount.,If that guy doesn't accept it one day.,It just so happens that the stupid girl doesn't have electricity.,Then you're not going to die.。
"Also, according to the identity of the Dou Emperor, even if you accept a mount, you can't accept an ordinary goblin." Taishang Laojun raised his forehead and said thoughtfully, "Although my green cow looks ordinary, it is not an ordinary green cow essence. In the ancient period, not long after the separation of heaven and earth, I was still a little immortal at that time, there was a big mountain in the south of the Taiqing Palace, and when I passed by there, I met this green ox, and felt that it was very spiritual, so I turned it into a mount. ”
After Xiao Linxuan heard this, he couldn't help but pout, Sanqing was originally transformed by Pangu's primordial gods, and as soon as he was born, he would throw other immortals for 108,000 miles, even the cow sitting under his buttocks was from Taigu, could the ancient cow be an ordinary cow?
Hey, I pity myself when I first came here, and I still have the honor of a rhubarb.
After a while, the two of them came to the border of the Aolai Kingdom.
After sitting on the ground, Taishang Laojun waved his hand at the green cow, "Go." ”
The green cow then found a green meadow, lowered his head and began to graze, complaining as he ate.
This old gentleman has been in Huaguo Mountain for a year, and he has gained weight every day when he lies down, but he is tired of my old cow, so I have to eat two bites quickly.
Xiao Linxuan looked at the depressed scene in front of him, and his heart was filled with bitterness, it seemed that this place should be far away from the country of Aolai.
As far as the eye can see, there is an endless field, but there is not a single young laborer in the vast field.
It was harvest season, but the fields were overgrown with weeds, and only a few sparse women were working in the fields.
"Mother, take a break, it's time to eat." A little girl wearing a hat stumbled towards the woman in the field with a large bamboo basket in her hand.
The thin little girl put down the basket in her hand and took out the food inside, which was nothing more than a few sweet potatoes and an unknown bowl of black paste, and a crockpot of water.
Xiao Linxuan frowned, and the Taishang Laojun on the side said, "There is no one working in this field, shouldn't all the young and middle-aged people run to become Taoist priests?" ”
Xiao Linxuan nodded and said, "Yes, you can't see Taoist temples in this rural village, at the foot of Wangcheng, but you can see Taoist priests and Taoist temples everywhere. ”
Hearing this, Taishang Laojun's brows furrowed even deeper, lifted the hem of his clothes, and stepped forward.
Because the little girl is thin, her head is very big, and her eyes are extraordinarily large on her small face, although her face is thin and sallow, but the water is revealing aura.
When the little girl saw Xiao Linxuan walking towards her, she didn't feel scared, and looked at Taishang Laojun with a smile.
Why is this kid not afraid of me, Taishang Laojun thought suspiciously, could it be that his face is too good.
"You're not afraid of me?" Taishang Laojun smiled and asked, "What if I'm a bad person?" ”
"Childe is so good-looking, how can he be a bad person, even if it is a bad person, I admit it." The little girl blinked her big eyes and said in a flickering voice.
I don't know how many years I've lived, but it's the first time I've been praised twice in one day for how good I look.
The thin-skinned Taishang Laojun suddenly began to heat up his cheeks, his eyes drifted into the distance, and he sighed slightly with his forehead.
I haven't seen much of my skin, and I haven't cared too much about it, I didn't expect it to be so popular with the world.
Xiao Linxuan stood behind, and the corners of his mouth twitched when he listened.
Such a young girl can actually flirt with a man, and it is still an old virgin who is too Shanglaojun.
Taishang Laojun, you old man, were actually teased by a little girl who was more or less self-conscious, how old are you, and you are still blushing when you are a lot older.
Xiao Linxuan shook the bangs in front of his forehead, shook his fan, and stepped forward with a smile.
"This boy is good-looking, what about me?"
Xiao Linxuan bent down and put his big face in front of the little girl.
The little girl pursed her lips and stopped talking, her eyes only looked at Taishang Laojun, Xiao Linxuan's mood at this time was like 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by.
, this little kid is so illiterate, Uncle Ben's handsome earth-shattering ghosts and gods are so faceless.
A woman with shabby clothes but a clean and tidy woman walked over, stopped the little girl behind her, looked at Xiao Linxuan and Taishang Laojun and said with a little defensiveness.
"The two sons, looking at the clothes, should be rich sons, I don't know what is the matter with coming to this remote country." The woman's eyes twinkled with wariness.
Taishang Laojun took a few steps back and said, "The two of us came here without malice, but I just saw that this little girl looked very cute, so I came to tease her a few words." ”
"Since it's okay, then please leave the two sons as soon as possible, the sun is scorching, presumably the two of them can't stand it."
After saying that, he took the little girl and left.
The little girl was pulled by her mother, and she didn't forget to turn around and make a grimace at Xiao Linxuan and stick out her tongue.
This made Xiao Linxuan feel a little crying and laughing, why is he so unpopular with children, and he is also a talent.
Taishang Laojun couldn't help frowning when he looked at the woman's back, he didn't know why he was disgusted, but seeing the woman's vigilant posture, he gave up his plan to step forward again.
After looking at each other's clothes, both of them felt that it was better to keep a low profile, and turned around on the spot, and changed into a set of shabby and dirty clothes.
The two walked into the village side by side, although it was said to be a village, but it was only a sparse dozen households, and a few children could be seen playing on both sides of the road, and these children saw Xiao Linxuan and Taishang Laojun, and they all got up and ran in the direction of home.
Moreover, the boys in it ran the fastest.
A little girl couldn't dodge and bumped into Xiao Linxuan, grabbed the child's collar, and a wicked smile flashed at the corner of Xiao Linxuan's mouth.
He raised the child directly in front of him and asked, "What are you running, I'm not a bad person." ”
When Taishang Laojun heard this, the corners of his eyes twitched, and his face was full of bad uncle's expression, you still dare to say that you are not a bad person, it is simply a slap in the face.