Chapter 261: Iron-Headed Baby
Three days later, in the evening.
"I heard that the deity in front of the Royal Soul Demon Tower will be present to meet us at tonight's banquet, and people like me who join the Divine Spirit Society are excited to think about it."
In the sea of people, an ordinary member of the Divine Spirit Society walked quickly in the direction of the Divine Spirit Society with a happy face, and at the same time said to the strangers around him with great interest.
"Your gods will?"
The man glanced at him and asked faintly.
"Could it be that you too?"
His eyes lit up and he replied excitedly.
"Huh, gods?"
The man ignored him, shook his head, and walked on his own.
"It's weird, it's not it, it's not, what kind of shelf ....."
Seeing the other party's appearance, the ordinary member pursed his lips, and then continued to walk briskly in the direction of the Divine Spirit Society with a smile on his face.
"I'll tell you, let's go again without getting drunk and not returning for the night, hiccupββ!"
The two drunken young men supported each other, stumbling in the crowd on the street, both of them were very handsome, one hung white jade on his waist, a handsome son, and the other wore a long knife at his waist, quite unruly.
The two of them went to the "Drunken Fragrance Building" in the first town and enjoyed the reputation of the first restaurant in the Lower Land Realm, and drunk for two days and two nights in the Southwest Protector and Yin Wulei, originally Yin Wulei refused to go out of the Divine Spirit Society and refused to drink, but who would have thought that under the lure of the rhetoric of the Southwest Protector, not only smiled and went to the Drunken Fragrance Building with the Southwest Protector, but also drank and was addicted to the Drunken Fragrance Building, and refused to leave.
Now as soon as he heard that this thing was going to go again, the frightened Southwest Venerable Protector almost gave him out with a shake of his hand, but fortunately he controlled it in time.
"Don't! Don't go anymore, if you want to go, you can go by yourself, if I follow you again, I dare you to treat me. β
The Southwest Venerable Realm Protector waved his hand in confusion, using the energy in his body to sober himself up a little. They agreed not to use energy to vaporize alcohol after drinking, but now he had to do so. Because, two meters in his mind, there was a large pillar.
He woke up and stopped, Yin Wulei was not so lucky, and he hit him headfirst.
"Bang!"
The pillar was broken, but no one was there, Yin Wulei touched his forehead in a daze, and muttered, "There are so many mosquitoes today." β
"What kind of skill is this person refining, his head is so irony!"
"No, no, no, I think he shouldn't have practiced before....."
"Haven't practiced? But can it be so fierce? The man pondered for a few seconds, thoughtful: "Could it be that he is the legendary "Iron Head Baby"? β
Protector of the Southwest Realm: "........."
Listening to the chatter and discussion of the people around him, he suddenly felt that he had been hearing Yin Wulei's muttering since he walked out of the Zuixiang Building just now, and suddenly remembered something, looked back, and dropped his jaw in shock.
One by one, the pillars were broken off and fell on the side of the street, while the people around them were pointing at the two of them, some in amazement, some in disbelief, and some in admiration.
"Gollum~"
He swallowed hard, and for a moment he seemed to understand what had just happened. He hugged Yin Wulei, he stood on the left, Yin Wulei stood on the right, the broken pillar was especially on his right, he cautiously peeked at Yin Wulei's head, a fine grain of gravel stuck to the red head, other than that, there was no.
"Bang!"
Yin Wulei continued to stumble forward, and another pillar was broken by him.
"Oh, what a sin! The energy lamp was all broken by a thousand knives, and it was dark at night, so that people could not appreciate my beautiful face! β
A middle-aged obese woman wearing heavy makeup and wearing a low powder thicker than the wall ash stomped her feet angrily.
"Come on! It's okay if there's a light shining on you on weekdays to scary, what? Do you still want to come out tonight to scare the ghosts? β
A man next to him "cut" and said casually.
"Humph! You bully! Woo woo woo~"
The middle-aged obese woman shed tears in two lines, and the low powder was not visible in the four layers, and she stomped her feet and ran to the back of the crowd.
"Mad's retarded!"
........
"Look! The man is going to hit again! β
Someone in the crowd suddenly pointed to the pillar in front of Yin Wulei and shouted.
"! Brother, yes! Teach me another day! β
"Alas~ It seems that this business can't be done!"
Next to him, the street artist was just about to perform a chest broken boulder, but he was attracted by this sound, turned his head to look, stared at the dog, and then slowly sighed, looking sad.
Protector of the Southwest Realm: "......."
Xiao Leizi! You can't be disgraced any longer, see me save you!
His face was straight, and he jumped at a sprint speed of 100 meters........ Oops, skip the head!
Everyone: "........"
The scene was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly there was a stormy applause, and everyone present applauded.
"Good! This juggling troupe is so dedicated, so awesome......"
"It's amazing, it's really the flower of all mankind, and the skills are really extraordinary."
"Oh~, the person is handsome ~, and the acrobatics are good~, with this husband, why worry about the long night and loneliness......."
"Ahem!"
The Southwest Venerable Realm Protector's face was slightly red, and he coughed lightly, he still heard someone praise him like this for the first time, but looked up: "Gross~"
You're going to have your feet shackled! Greasy and bare-chested, you're afraid that people won't be able to see your thick black chest hair, right!!
"Are we really juggling? Yes! β
The Southwest Venerable Realm Protector was very angry at this moment, very angry! He slowly took out a stack of cold-glowing white discs, narrowed his eyes, and walked towards the crowd......
"Big brothers and sisters! Juggling is not easy! Those who have money will have a money field, and those who have no money will have a ...... Forget it, you better let some blood, after all, blood is worth a lot now. β
The Southwest Venerable Realm Protector grinned and took the plate to collect the money one by one. He wouldn't be so stupid, it was impossible to get along with money, he was worried about being shy after drinking, he didn't expect Yin Wulei to come out like this suddenly, wouldn't he waste the opportunity.
Because it is the largest town, the rich grab a handful, and most of the people in the crowd are monks, who are worth a lot of money, not to mention that the person who looks at the performance picture is happy, naturally he will not be too stingy, only a quarter of a circle, the whole plate is stacked high, looking at the large number of large and small spirit tickets dangling in the air behind him, the Southwest Protector gritted his teeth, and did not let the tears of indisputability flow down.
"What are you doing?"
Suddenly, a serious and familiar voice came from behind, and the Southwest Venerable Realm Protector turned back with teary eyes, either for why or because he was reluctant to pay for the money.
"Yin Wulei is a member of my demon clan, and he actually relies on doing this kind of thing to make money, what kind of system does he become!"
Mo Yuan looked at the Southwest Venerable Realm Protector with a gloomy face, and scolded in a low voice.
"He said he was going to Zuixiang Mansion and didn't get drunk or return, and we had no money so we had to do it."
The Southwest Protector decisively betrayed his teammates, looked at the iron-headed baby who was getting farther and farther away, and explained with a look of grievance.
Mo Yuan frowned: "Drunken Xianglou? What for?? β
"The Lower Land Realm gathers all kinds of restaurants, types of beauties, and fine wines."
The Southwest Venerable Realm Protector replied honestly.
"Beauty? Various types? Various? β
Mo Yuan pondered his chin, and his gloomy face was gradually replaced by a lewd smile of "you know": "There.... Is there a Lori? β