Chapter 246: Sprinkle salt to drive away ghosts
"Ah...... Good, good ......"
The woman was obviously a little overwhelmed by Saitama's sudden enthusiasm, but she quickly reacted and hurriedly said, "Here's the thing, since a week ago, every time I go to sleep, I always feel like a pair of blood-red eyes are secretly looking at me, and this feeling is getting stronger and stronger...... Originally, I thought it was only because I was too tired that I was hallucinating, but until yesterday ......"
Speaking of this, the woman's face showed a worried look: "I woke up from a dream in the middle of the night, and I really saw those blood-red eyes and blood-red faces on the wall!" ”
Saitama's expression didn't change at all, but he thought to himself, "Ah, it's an urban weirdo." ”
"The blood-red face hasn't disappeared since I found out, it's stuck on the wall......"
The woman's weak body trembled slightly, but the expression on her face was very strong: "And what is even more terrifying is that the wall gradually bulges and becomes the shape of a human face...... That monster...... It looks like it's about to come out of it! ”
Saitama continued to think about the salted fish: "Living in the cracks between the walls, life is actually quite miserable, that guy should be very poor, right......?"
"Although I have contacted an agency that is said to specialize in solving supernatural events, there are also many people on the Internet who say that that guy is actually a liar who can only sprinkle salt to get rid of ghosts......"
The woman raised her head and looked at Saitama for help: "Although I have encountered many disasters before, I am really helpless against ghosts, I learned through TV that the righteous dragons have different superpowers, I think, if it were you, maybe there was a way to dispel that ghost......"
"That's right."
After hearing this, Saitama nodded: "I understand, take me to see it, although many supernatural events are just man-made panic, but whether it is a ghost or not, I think there should be a solution......"
"Just throw a fist."
"Well...... Probably. ”
……
The woman's name is Xiaoshi.
The place to stay is not too far, about ten minutes walk.
The destination was a relatively upscale private residence, with the door open and a faint voice coming from inside.
"The Evil Spirits Disperse !!"
That's about the case.
"Ah, that exorcist seems to have arrived......"
Koishi walked into the house with Saitama and his party.
Across the hallway, outside a room on the second floor, a funny-looking uncle and woman were standing guard at the door, cautiously looking inside.
"Daddy, Mommy."
Xiao Shi called out to them and walked over.
"Oh, it's Xiaoshi."
The uncle turned his head and saw Xiao Shi and Saitama them, put his index finger to his mouth, and whispered: "The psychic master is exorcism, you come here quietly, don't disturb him." ”
Koishi nodded, and walked to the door with Saitama to look inside.
The scarlet face on the wall became clearer, and a blonde man in a modest suit was grabbing the salt grains and throwing them at the grimace of the wall, saying aloud "Evil spirits retreat!! Whether it has an effect or not, it looks like it is full of aura.
Sprinkle salt......
Xiao Shi's eyes were slightly disappointed.
Sure enough, what was said on the Internet was correct.
This exorcist who claims to be a psychic is just a liar who can only sprinkle salt to exorcise demons.
The spirit, which was exorcising demons, also sensed that someone was coming.
Inadvertently glanced at Xiao Shi's disappointed eyes behind him, and the spirit illusion immediately realized that it was not good, if it couldn't show a little effect, he might come for nothing today!
Hmph, it's just a ghost in the wall, and I want to be a rare psychic master!?
I'm slightly ......
It's getting serious!
"Take it! Devil!!! ”
The phantom eyes froze, and out of nowhere, he took out a bucket of crimson paint, and in less than a minute, the wall where the grimace existed was all painted crimson by him!
"Hmph, what's the matter, in this case, even if you have a grimace, you won't notice it at all......"
Xiao Shi, who was standing outside the house, was stunned at that time.
What is this guy doing!?
"Huh?"
Lingphantom turned around, and saw that Xiao Shi seemed to be frightened by the crimson color all over the wall, and explained very calmly: "Don't worry, this decoration paint is the most popular style this year, as an anniversary discount, in addition to exorcism, I will not charge additional paint fees and labor costs......"
This kind of nonsense should not be fooled by anyone except for the mentally retarded.
And before he finished speaking, the grimace on the wall behind him suddenly turned green again!
Now it's even more conspicuous!
"What!? What a bold ghost, you dare to provoke me! ”
Lingphantom reached out and pulled it back, and he didn't know where to take out another bucket of green paint, and with a wave of his big hand, he painted his grimace again in two or three strokes: "Then eat my trick!" Paint Illusion!! ”
This time it's faster, the paint has just been brushed up, and the grimace has turned rainbow again!
The spirit fantasized for a long time.
Then he knocked off the protruding grimace with a hammer and a shovel, took it in his hand and took it away.
But before the spirit came out of the room.
The stone in his hand turned into shards, and on the wall, the hideous grimace became clearer, and he could even see that its body was almost about to break through the wall and rush out!
"What a tough opponent......"
The spirit still didn't change its color, and it was very serious to consider whether to find a way to tear down the entire wall and take it away.
But the goblins in the walls are clearly not ready to give this mortal another chance to humiliate themselves!
"Whew!!"
With a roar, a monster with a hideous and vicious face and a blood still flowing from its body rushed out of the wall!
In an instant, the whole room seemed to be frozen!
A creepy chill wells up in everyone's heart!
Helpless!
"Stupid...... What stupidity, human! ”
The monster's face was distorted, and he laughed wildly: "Paint and salt...... Do you think that this method can wipe out our noble demon race!? I have finally broken through the barriers between the two worlds, and soon the army of demons will invade this world, and you will ...... at that time."
Kindness?
Before he could finish speaking, the monster suddenly saw a bald man enter the room.
With a cute face, it looks like a trash fish.
But......
Why isn't this guy affected by his aura?
Isn't there even a little fear and fear in the heart of this mortal?
Seeing the bald man walk to the center of the room, he bent down to pick up the salt shaker on the ground that the spirit had just used, and grabbed a handful of salt......
"Ha, another idiot!"
The monster relaxed: "I have said that salt is ineffective for me, and you don't seem to know at all...... Burst!!! ”
One punch, a head explosion!
Saitama's fist clutching the salt grains gradually loosened.
"Isn't it very effective, using salt to drive away ghosts or something......"
Looking at the monster whose head exploded on the ground and was dead, a group of people outside swallowed their saliva deeply.
I'd love to say something, but forget it......
No, I can't help it......
Being able to destroy it has nothing to do with whether you use salt or not, it's because you're too strong! Feed!
Clapping his hands, Saitama confirmed very seriously that this monster should not be edible, then turned around and beckoned to the two-star dragon at the door: "Okay, let's go home." ”
Erxinglong ran over very doggedly and touted, nodded and rubbed his hands with a smile: "It's still as easy to solve as always, master!" ”
"Well, because you have to leave early."
Saitama reached out and picked up the cabbage that had just been put down at the door, and walked towards the house: "Otherwise, you won't be able to catch the bus." ”
That bald head......
"Ahh It's a bald dragoon regiment! ”
Because most of the righteous dragons are usually dispatched, Xiaoshi's parents just remembered who Saitama was.
And Lingphanta also recognized Saitama, looking at the reliable back, slightly stunned: "It will appear when it is needed...... It's not for fame and fortune, but for justice, and I've finally seen it with my own eyes, this incredible man......"
……
"Hmmm......"
Saitama heard the voice in front of him, tilted his head and thought: "Actually, it's because I received beef and lobster......"
Tonight's hot pot is very rich, it's really good.