It's a very happy dream!

In dreams.

The fifth Hokage Kato Takashi of Konoha Village never left the house for a whole day.

He and his wife cook together, play together, read books together, and spend beautiful and warm daytime together.

In dreams.

It was finally evening, and it was finally his favorite part.

The blend of spirit and flesh is perfect!

He was lying on a large two-meter-wide bed at home.

The slender hands of the beautiful wife gently caressed his chest.

It's just such a slight teasing, and it's already too much for Kato Taka to control.

Kato Takaichi grasped the delicate little hands, opened his mouth to ask for a kiss and said:

"Wife, what's the matter!"

"Smack!"

As soon as Taka Kato's words fell, the originally beautiful and moving wife suddenly became a "demon"!

Obviously, he grabbed the slender and delicate little hand and slapped him directly in the face.

He was slapped and flew out, pierced through the walls of his home, and slammed to the ground.

The world is spinning!

Taka Kato's eyes are pitch black, accompanied by slight pain in the body!

"What's going on?"

Kato Taka looked blankly at his surroundings, it was late at night, and there were several large camps around, and he seemed to be in the middle of nowhere...... Field?

So all is a dream?

But since it was a dream, he should have been lying in the tent, why was he lying on the grass?

And it's obviously a dream, why does my face feel so painful, as if I was really slapped in the face?

Takashi Kato felt the condition of his body again and tried to stand up!

As soon as he didn't take a step, the soles of his feet went soft, and Kato Taka almost planted himself on the ground again.

"Ahem!"

A fake coughing sound reached Taka Kato's ears.

Takashi Kato looked up, and it was Tsunade who walked not far in front of him.

"Are you awake?" Tsunade looked at the sky and said, looking very distracted.

"Aunt Tsunade, why am I outside the camp?" Because he was in a coma for too long, Kato Taka's spirit has not returned to normal too much, and his reaction is also very slow.

"I also wonder if you were sleeping well in the tent, but you suddenly flew out on your own, like being slapped in the face."

Seeing Kato Taka's cute appearance, Tsunade directly opened his eyes and said nonsense, after all, it was too much for her to admit that she took the initiative to beat the poor Kato Taka who was already seriously injured.

So Tsunade thinks it's a white lie!

Yes, that's it!

She didn't tell the truth for the sake of Kato Taka's good.

"I see, I felt like I was blown away by a terrible demon in my dream, but I didn't expect my body to react involuntarily." Because he had just woken up, Takashi Kato was convinced of Tsunade's explanation.

It was consciousness manipulating the actions of his body, and this wave made sense!

Of course, if it were a normal state, Takashi Kato would not believe Tsunade's lies at all, because Tsunade's acting skills are so poor that even the tone of his speech is wrong, which is obviously problematic.

This time, Tsunade was able to deceive Kato Taka because of the poison of the sand ninja!

"What do you say? It's scary...... Demon? Tsunade's expression suddenly became hideous.

The person who just did it was her, and what Takashi Kato said was a "terrible demon"!

Tsunade immediately understood that Taka Kato "knew" that it was her hand, but she didn't dare to say it on the surface, so she scolded her in a different way!

"It almost scared me silly, even though I couldn't see it clearly because it was too fast." Takashi Kato spoke seriously.

He was going to say "almost scared him into impotence", because in the dream he was about to enter a critical moment, and his little brother held his head high.

But if you say that, it seems to be too yellow and too rough.

"I think you're recovering well." Tsunade approached Takashi Kato and opened his mouth with a somewhat gloomy expression.

It's just that because of the darkness of the whole night, Kato Taka can't see the look on Tsunade's face clearly.

"It's just a little bit weak!" Kato Taka nodded, he just felt soft all over his body now, and as for the trauma, it was all a drizzle for him.

"Then you want to know what a demon looks like?" Tsunade sneered and spoke.

"Aunt Tsunade, what are you talking about?" Kato Taka is still a little numb in his mind, although he can't quite analyze and understand the meaning of Tsunade's words, but his body instinctively feels a trace of crisis!

"Auntie, I'll let you see the "demon" right now! Tsunade slapped Kato Taka in the face.

"Ya...... ...... Butterfly! ”

The weakened Kato Taka did not have any ability to avoid Tsunade, and could only utter three words begging for mercy to make Tsunade not do it.

"Smack!"

Tsunade didn't stop!

When the palm of the hand touches the face, it makes a crisp and moving sound!

Immediately, under the action of this force, Takashi Kato flew out!

Didn't land!

This time he was hit on the branch of a big tree and hung up!

"[Meat Escape—Vajra Incorruptible Technique] Experience +3!"

Taka Kato wants to cry!

He's so badly injured, and he's going to beat him, don't bully people like this!

I don't want to move at all!

Takashi Kato looked at the vague figure of Tsunade more than ten meters away.

Unable to help but feel the bitterness of the poem in his heart, he forcibly recited a poem to express his now wounded body and soul:

Konoha has a female Tsunade-hime!

The breasted adults are beautiful and have a bad temper!

Bullying the male god is merciless!

Two slaps are cool!

Fly out of the tent first!

Let him hang the southeast branch again!

……

Sure enough, the life path of a talented male god is full of bumps and bumps after all!

——

Taka Kato eventually returned to the tent, and was brought back to the tent by Tsunade with a bandage in one hand, as if he were a "thing"!

And when he was knocked away for the second time, it also alarmed many people who thought it was an enemy attack!

Kato Taka is bitter in his heart!

Ten minutes later.

Taka Kato and Tsunade lie on two different makeshift beds.

He was so tired that he wanted to sleep after lying in bed for less than a minute!

"Here's for you." Tsunade takes off the necklace from his neck and throws it to Takashi Kato.

Kato Taka tried to open his eyes and reached out to touch his body, and a warm necklace appeared in his hand.

"Anyway, I'll go back to the village early tomorrow morning, so I'll give it to you in advance." Tsunade turned his back to Takashi Kato.

Although she was willing to entrust the necklace to Takashi Kato, she still did not completely let go of the pain and sadness in her heart.

"Aunt Tsunade, you better give it to me next time, and wait until you really feel at ease to give it to me." Takashi Kato smiled and handed the necklace back to Tsunade.

This wave of forced pretending, he thinks he is full marks!

But why did the air suddenly become a little cold?

——

[The third update, JGGGT 10,000 rewards plus more!] Or continue to ask for subscriptions, thank you. 】