The sailors all laughed.

"Yes, Hang Wang, Auntie's first-blood has been taken down by you!"

"I can see that Aunt Li Haoran usually scolds him a lot."

"That's good! This kind of stupid beep girl, you should be so scared! ”

"I don't understand my own affairs, and I still participate in other people's affairs! You deserve to be scolded! ”

Chen Mo could see that the sailors hated Li Haoran's group of sanctimonious relatives.

So he kept going and continued to fight!

The second target is his uncle designated by Li Haoran.

He didn't know that uncle very well, because he didn't usually interact much.

Li Haoran told Chen Mo that he came to Li Haoran's house last time.

just don't say who he is, he has been letting Li Haoran guess there.

still sighed there and said that he watched Li Haoran grow up.

What nonsense about holding him in circles when I was a child.

In the end, Li Haoran didn't guess it.

As a result, the uncle scolded him, saying that he had no conscience.

His father also helped the uncle scold him.

Chen Mo smiled slightly, applied for a trumpet, and sent it to Li Haoran's uncle.

It quickly passed the friend verification.

Chen Mo: "Hello uncle! Remember me? ”

Uncle: "Who are you?" ”

Chen Mo: "Why don't you know me?" You hugged me when you were a kid!

Forgot? Hold me in circles!

You've watched me grow up! Have you forgotten? ”

Uncle: "Who the hell are you?" ”

Chen Mo: "What's the matter with you, why did you suddenly forget me?"

When I was a child, you took me to buy spicy noodles, did you forget? ”

Uncle: "Oh oh! ”

Chen Mo: "When I said this, I finally remembered it!" ”

Uncle: "I didn't think about it...... What is your name? ”

Chen Mo: "Hehe, guess! ”

See here.

Li Haoran exclaimed:

"Cool!

It's so cool!

This stupid thing is playing with me as an elder.

You should treat others the way they do!

Kill this stupid beep!!

Come on, hang the king!! ”

Chen Mo: "When you were a child, you liked to hug me so much, why did you suddenly forget it?"

As soon as they come to my house, they hug me non-stop, and they often come to my house for dinner! ”

Uncle: "Are you Lin Zicong?" ”

Chen Mo: "No. ”

Uncle: "Are you Li Yixin?" ”

Chen Mo: "That's not right! Guess again! ”

Uncle: "That...... Are you Liu Jiawei? ”

Chen Mo: "It's still not right. What do you remember?

I've made it so clear to you, why don't you remember me?

Last time you came to my house, you scolded me, remember? ”

Uncle: "Who the hell are you?" Not to mention deleting it! ”

Chen Mo: "I'm Li Haoran!" You don't remember?

Okay, the last time you came to my house and said how close you were to me, it was all fake!

Okay, uncle, you really broke my heart!

I'm going to send a screenshot to a large group!

Let everyone know that you don't even know who your nephew is!! ”

After speaking, Chen Mo immediately sent a screenshot of the chat record to the group of relatives.

is also dedicated to @ Li Haoran's father.

Weep bitterly there.

said that his uncle didn't kiss him anymore.

The last time I was so close to myself, now I don't even remember who I am.

I'm so sad and sad.

As a result, relatives who did not know the truth of eating melons attacked it en masse.

Especially Li Haoran's grandfather.

This uncle is scolded for being a bloody dog.

Li Haoran's uncle is called a grievance!

You're so little that you suddenly add yourself and don't say your name.

Who the hell knows who you are!!

Uncle: "Dad, Haoran used a trumpet, I didn't remember it for a while......"

Grandpa: "You fart!" Haoran has made it so clear to you!

You don't even remember, aren't you just making the juniors sad and sad?

Come over to Lao Tzu immediately, Lao Tzu will serve you in the family law and spank you!! ”

See this scene.

Li Haoran said with tears in his eyes:

"It's paralyzing, it's so cool!!

That's how I got beaten last time!

Hahahaha, should !! Deserved to be beaten!! ”

"Hang the king!"

"This uncle is also unlucky enough to meet the king."

"This routine is too sassy!"

"Hahahaha, such a boss person, he still has to be spanked, 6666!"

The third goal.

Li Haoran told Chen Mo.

His third aunt often uses the reason "you will worry your family like this".

Don't let him do this, don't let him do that.

Stand on the moral high ground and accuse him there.

He's going to die.

After Chen Mo understood the situation, he immediately sent a message to the third aunt.

Chen Mo: "Auntie, what are you doing?" ”

The third aunt: "I'm going to square dance, what's wrong?" ”

Chen Mo immediately threw a link to the past: "These five types of people dancing square dance are harmful to health"

Chen Mo: "Don't jump!" Don't dance your square dance!

Very harmful to health! You belong to one of these five categories!

I've been researching for a long time! ”

Third Aunt: "(A sweaty expression)"

Airplanes!

Another link was thrown over: "The basketball boy and the square dance uncle and aunt clashed over the basketball court, and they were outnumbered and beaten by the group"

Chen Mo: "Look at it! There are also clashes that have been beaten! It's really too dangerous!

I remember the basketball court where you danced! Don't jump in the future!

Let your family live each day with peace of mind! Otherwise, you will always be scared. ”

Third Aunt: "(A smiling expression)"

Chen Mo: "Third aunt, don't bother me!"

All of this is for your own good!

Don't jump again! Otherwise, everyone in the family will be scared!

Didn't you usually educate me not to let my family worry? ”

After a long time, the third aunt didn't reply to Chen Mo.

Obviously choked with anger, and he couldn't come back.

Li Haoran is about to kneel down for Chen Mo and call Dad!

Because he simply spoke his heart!

The fourth understood, Li Haoran told Chen Mo.

My aunt asks herself every day if she is looking for a partner.

If you don't look for it, you rush it.

If you look for it, it's the same as checking your account, and ask all the information about his object clearly.

And find fault there!

Chen Mo learned the basic information of the old girl, and then started.

Chen Mo: "Auntie, what are you doing?" ”

Auntie: "In the company." ”

Chen Mo: "You have been divorced from my uncle for so long, have you found a partner?" ”

Auntie: "Hmph, of course I found it!"

Bring it back for you to see during the New Year. ”

Chen Mo: "Huh? Found it? Congratulations!

Where are the people? How old are you? Do you have a room? Do you have a car?

Where did you buy the house? How big? What kind of car is it?

How many people are in the family? Is it an only child?

How much is the monthly salary? But don't look for the poor!

And be sure to find one that is close to home, not too far away.

And it has to be good to our family, and good to me.

By the way, what does a man look like? Show me the photos!

It doesn't matter if you're fat or thin! The face must be good!

By the way, what did his parents do?

Is it a state-owned enterprise? Or is it a public institution? How are you treated?

Do you agree with your family business? ”

Death Fifty Combo!!

This death questioning one after another not only stunned Li Haoran's aunt.

All the sailors were amazed to see it!

"King Hang, you're trying to force people to death!"

"It's horrible!!"

"If someone asks me that, I guess I'll hang myself!"

"Ask for the psychological shadow area of my aunt!"

"Auntie: Shut up for me!!"

Aunt: "Li Haoran!! Don't come back for the New Year, you!! ”

Chen Mo: "(Three laughing expressions) Oh, I just care, why are you like this?" ”

Auntie: "(Three knives expression)"

One last goal.

Chen Mo chose Li Haoran's uncle.

Chen Mo: "What are you doing, uncle." ”

Uncle: "What else can you do at work?" ”

Chen Mo: "How many years does it take to repay the mortgage of my brother's wedding house?"

How much is it in a month? Pretty stressful, right?

Also, the decoration of my brother's wedding room is too earthy!

The style you chose, right?

You have to pick a time to renovate it, otherwise it will look like an old house.

By the way, my brother has a house, you have to buy him a car!

You can't always ride an electric car to work!

Come on, come on, come on! ”

Uncle: "......"

Uncle: "Take care of yourself!! ”

"Take care of yourself, hahahahaha!"

"One word, cow !!"

"Hahahaha, I'm about to die of laughter!"

"I'm already laughing to death!"

"Fortunately, this is Li Haoran, who is playing the king, if there is really such a relative as the king in reality.

They must not be! ”

"Thank you Li Haoran, I accepted today's source of happiness! Laugh first! ”

Li Haoran also sighed:

"Hang the king, serve! Be completely convinced!

The kind of admiration that throws the five bodies to the ground!

You're so intimidating!

I'll make good on my promise to give you an hour of rockets! ”

After speaking.

Water friends saw that the live broadcast room began to brush rockets crazily!

One after another, endlessly!

"Digging a slot, Li Haoran is really a big tyrant!"

"Awesome!"

"Yes, the local tyrant keeps his promise!"

After a little rest, I took two sips of water.

Chen Mo continued to connect.

Soon, there were people connecting the microphone again.

"Hello Hangwang, my surname is Bai, you can just call me Xiaobai."

On the other end of the microphone, the voice of a slightly shy young boy came.

Chen Mo: "Hello Xiaobai, is there anything you need me to help you with?" ”

Xiaobai: "Actually, I have a girl I like, and I have never dared to confess.

You can get on my >

Chen Mo: "This ...... Are you sure you need me to help you? ”

Xiaobai: "I'm sure!" If it were me, I wouldn't have dared to confess until I graduated from university.

At that time, people may have been chased away.

Instead of this, I might as well give it a go and let you help me. ”

Chen Mo: "Then don't regret it!" ”

Xiaobai: "Absolutely no regrets!" You won't be blamed for success or failure! ”

Soon.

Chen Mo boarded Xiaobai's >

A girl named Lin Xinlan,

Chen Mo sent a few expressions.

Lin Xinlan: "What's wrong?" Flirting all the time? ”

Chen Mo: "As soon as I talk to girls, I get nervous ......"