Chapter 306: Infinite Brawl
As soon as he returned to the ward, Chen Mo directly felt that the air was filled with the smell of gunpowder.
In order to break this embarrassment, Chen Mo picked up his mobile phone and said, "That...... I haven't broadcast live for the past few days...... Why don't you go back first, and I'll do a live broadcast first? ”
"Take me with !!"
The four women said in unison.
There was no way, Chen Mo had no choice but to take these four beauties to live broadcast together.
As soon as it was broadcast, there were countless sailors in the live broadcast room to greet Chen Mo.
"What's wrong with the hanging king's body?"
"How's the Guardian Silent surgery going?"
"It's been a long time since I've been broadcasting, I miss you so much!"
"Your body is important, it's okay if you don't broadcast it for a while, we'll wait for you!"
Chen Mo hurriedly said into the microphone on the headset: "Thank you for caring about me."
is still hospitalized in the hospital, and his body is no longer in serious trouble, but the live broadcast environment is a little simple, and he can only broadcast with his mobile phone.
In addition, the operation of Guardian Silence went very smoothly, of course, because Brother's kidney was too strong, which directly turned Guardian Silence upside down.
Today, the guardian will also broadcast live with the hanging king.
And there is also Mr. Huang, who has been on the air before, Xiaozhi children's shoes, and the three beauties of Xiaoye children's shoes, the sister of the hanging king, accompany everyone! ”
"! What rhythm? 1 Male vs 4 Female? This...... Could this be the legendary 5P? ”
"It's awesome, there are female teachers, sisters, sick girls, and a daughter...... The life of the king is really open! ”
"Is this the rhythm of German orthopedics?"
"The hanging king has no waist, and he can still break his waist!"
"Let the four big beauties show their faces!"
"Ahem...... Don't mess with the rhythm! Chen Mo coughed twice and said, "Okay, I haven't talked about the small dirty section for a long time, let's warm up the field with two small dirty sections before the broadcast." ”
"One day a man and his girlfriend went to the river to play, and one accidentally fell into the river, and just when he was anxious, the river god appeared in front of the man, and two girls with different styles appeared in front of the man.
The river god pointed to the tall, dignified-looking woman on the left and asked, "Young man, have you lost this gentle, kind, thrifty and housekeeping lady?"
Man: 'No! ’
The river god pointed to the petite girl with a lovely face on his right and asked, 'Then have you lost this cute, lively, quirky Lori?' ’
Man: 'No, neither of these are my girlfriends. ’
River God: 'Hmm! You're honest, take these two girls home, they'll be your girlfriends from now on. ’
Just as the river god was about to leave, the man suddenly shouted, 'Give me back the girl with the big ding!! ’
River God: 'Don't give!' (°?°)?’”
"it!"
"It's hard to prevent!"
"The king is still as sassy as ever!"
"Lift your feet! The orange peel has fallen to the ground! ”
"Chen Duxiu didn't show you!"
"Sure enough, the big hanging girl is everyone's favorite drop!"
Sure enough, as soon as this undisciplined joke came out, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room instantly became hot.
In fact, being an anchor is like this, you can be sick, but don't show your sickness in front of the audience.
No one wants to watch a sick streamer.
Everyone comes to see you to have fun, if you can't, let's change people, who cares if you're sick or not?
"Ahem, let's tell me a true story about my friend.
My friend is often punished by his wife for kneeling, and the key is that he really kneels!
I've bumped into me a few times!
I said to his wife, 'How much do you save face for a man, otherwise how will you meet people in the future?' I don't have the face to be his friend anymore! ’
His wife nodded thoughtfully.
Later, a shrine was set up in their house, and my friend worshipped God very religiously, and he knelt down for a long time.
Many friends went to his house and thought that he must be a thief and superstitious. ”
"Poofhahahaha!"
"I feel sorry for my friend!"
"The picture is too strong!"
"Female sailors, take a small notebook and write it down! How to make your boyfriend lose face and get better ways to kneel! ”
"I guess God will also be moved by this guy's kneeling!"
"Hang the king, let Mr. Huang, who was very undisciplined last time, also make a joke!"
Chen Mo turned his head and glanced at Huang Chengcheng and said, "Teacher Huang, do you have a joke?" ”
Huang Tingcheng immediately picked up the microphone on the headset and said, "Hehe, man, what else will you do besides popping?"
The old lady took a 9-hour plane ride and a nearly overnight car ride to see you in your hometown.
If you don't take me out to play, forget it, lock the old lady in your house, and go to the old lady 16 times a day, what do you want?
I've been here for 7 days, and I've been on it more than 100 times, are you a kidney?
After that, you must not find a man in the village, it is too ruthless!
Ma Dan, if it weren't for the reluctance, the old lady would have left early! ”
"Poof...... Teacher Huang, you deserve the surname Huang! ”
"Hahahaha, Mr. Huang, your paragraph is too exaggerated! More than 100 times in seven days, I can't stand the iron beating! ”
"9 hours by plane, one day by car...... emmmm…… Probably going to an alien planet. ”
"Mr. Huang, no matter how good-looking you look and how good your figure is, you won't be a loess after a hundred years.
It's better to make a few films and pass them down through the ages for future generations to look up to. ”
"Upstairs, the 'stems' are lit up."
"7 days and 148 hours, 8 hours of sleep, a total of 56 hours, except for 92 hours, excluding breakfast, lunch and dinner, 7 days for a total of 7 hours, 85 hours left, excluding 8 hours of working time, a total of 56 hours, or 29, except for eating, drinking, and sleeping for 1 hour, or 28 hours, except for the rest time after the pop, there are 14 hours left...... 100 times in 14 hours, once in 14 hours, which is converted into 8 minutes for a long time, I am afraid that it is a premature ejaculation! ”
"When the iron kidney meets the iron b, the cow will blow."
"Say no, the body is honest series."
There is such a sullen joke about the beautiful teacher Huang Tingcheng, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room is completely hot.
With four big pits, Chen Mo didn't have the courage to open the ranking at all.
After thinking for a while, Chen Mo said, "Let's play the 'Infinite Brawl' mode."
Recently, I've been playing this mode very much, a few minutes, losing fast, winning fast, and a lot of interesting buffs. ”
"Infinite Brawl? How to play? I haven't played it.
Husband, teach others quickly! Yang Yuchan said curiously.
Chen Mo nodded and said: "This mode, there are a total of six different states: 30% damage increase, reduced tower attack speed, blue buff, sprint buff, Lanling King's ultimate stealth buff, and Zhong Kui's 2 skill hooks."
Every once in a while, a random buff will appear.
And in this mode, the money and experience are twice as much as in the normal mode.
It's very fast to think of the six gods.
As long as you blow up the opposite side in the early stage, there may even be a situation where all six people on your side have 10,000 economies, and the five people on the opposite side have less than 5,000 economies.
It is suitable for people who do not have the patience to play for long matches and rankings. ”