Chapter 111: Fooling the First Man
It is because of Xiao Linxuan's law of "true fragrance" that every woman in Utan City now has that lotus smell, and Xiao Linxuan has never gone shopping anymore because of this siege incident.
You must know that it took Xiao Linxuan half a day to break out of the encirclement last time, what is this concept? You must know that even if Xiao Linxuan went to intercept and kill the Three Heavenly Demons, it would only take so much time.
It is enough to see that women are like glue, as long as they are touched, they will not take it off for a long time, which also made Xiao Linxuan reflect deeply and understand a truth:
"He's so handsome. Well, yes, that's why it's so popular. ”
Someone is ashamed to add a definition to himself, Xiao Linxuan is afraid when he sees that group of women now, Xiao Linxuan was in a good mood to be surrounded that day, after all, who doesn't like gentle township, but what the hell is a "like a flower"! Such goods actually let her go to the streets, isn't this throwing a nuclear ejection?
Only since that day Xiao Linxuan has not been out of the gate of the Xiao family, joke, what would you do if you were hugged by a Ruhua and shouted "Lang Jun", forcing Xiao Linxuan to can't help but directly send that disgusting thing ten miles away with a trace of airflow.
Doing so did not scare the group of women away, but became more enthusiastic, Xiao Linxuan did this in their eyes to show that his orientation and hobbies were normal, and he just liked beautiful women.
So Xiao Linxuan didn't have any more, and stayed in the Xiao family and wanted to be quiet.
Xiao Linxuan occasionally goes to point out the juniors of the Xiao family, otherwise he can't say it, but because Xiao Linxuan can only base his martial arts skills, he doesn't have any other opinions, so he won't have any guidance at all.
So after a lot of flickering, he fooled a group of boys who had never seen the world, coupled with Xiao Linxuan's deep and incomparably deep aura, it made him feel like a master was holding a brainwashing conference, and he was stunned to beep.
The funniest thing is that even Xiao Zhan, who was watching from the side, also showed a pensive look, Xiao Linxuan could only hand over the bottom of the box, what kind of scolding can't be swearing...... No, how to be a righteous person, how to 'borrow' things when you have strength, etc...
In short, Xiao Linxuan almost convinced himself, he was really not afraid of culture, what he was afraid of was how to play hooligan in such a world.
In this way, Xiao Linxuan, the fighting saint, performed the first "big flicker" technique in his life, and what is even more exaggerated is that the great elder actually wrote down this translation and put it in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion for the people to read.
Xiao Linxuan couldn't help complaining: Big brother, that's the Hidden Scripture Pavilion! That's the place to put your martial arts! When did you actually put these things in, it's not good, it's not good.
In the following days, Xiao Linxuan was dragged by Xiao Zhan to give a lecture for a while, so Xiao Linxuan changed his statement again, saying that if he is poor and rich, if he wants to be rich, he has to do business, so he has to have some means to do business, how dark and how black he is, how to transfer the black pot, how to dig a pit opponent in business, what is a scoundrel approach, how to hack the other party, what is a beep or something, in short, Xiao Zhan covered his face and looked at it.
After this lesson, Xiao Zhan's opinion of Xiao Linxuan has changed greatly: "Old Yin beep." ”
Why didn't he find out that Xiao Linxuan still had such a talent before, so Xiao Zhan and the elders summed up, and they couldn't let Xiao Linxuan fool like this anymore, so Xiao Linxuan was never pulled by Xiao Zhan to give a lecture again.
Xiao Linxuan looked at them and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, it would be better if he didn't let me go, but what was the matter with the extra book in the Hidden Scripture Pavilion!
That's right, Xiao Linxuan's lectures were written into books twice and placed in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, one is called "How to Be a Righteous Person", and the other is called "How to Do Business Normally".
The former is basically about how to be an old yin beep, and the latter is about being a cunning profiteer, that's right, this is how Xiao Linxuan commented on these two books.
Xiao Linxuan hasn't gone to class since then, he's afraid that he will change the plot too much, which is not good.
It's just that someone doesn't know how much to change the plot at all, it's just that he doesn't have a little pressure in his heart.
Xiao Linxuan returned to his previous leisurely life, either fishing or cooking a few hometown dishes of the earth every day, because he was not used to eating dishes at all, and the characteristics were different and relatively new, but he was still not used to eating them.
Why can those novel travelers eat those dishes that travel through the world! It can only be said that different tastes in the world are different, different tastes are different for different people, and some are forced to eat, if you don't eat, you have to starve to death, you don't eat or not, anyway, there are various reasons.
It's lucky to be like Xiao Linxuan, he has read some time-traveling novels, the time-traveler launched the earth's dishes in that world, and it is still booming, Xiao Linxuan couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth, he is not short of money, nor is he short of pills, not to mention that he has nothing to do when he is full! Why waste your time on dishes or something.
In short, an inexplicable traverser who crosses over is an outsider, not recognized by the world, like Xiao Yan is recognized, as for Xiao Linxuan, it should be the system that helps him get everything, even the world can be crossed, if this thing can't be done, it will bind a fart, and just send people to the other world and die, then what's the use of this system!
As for the heavenly will that Xiao Linxuan sensed, it was estimated that he was the master of this world, and as Xiao Linxuan's cultivation became higher and higher, the pressure he felt became greater and greater.
He guessed that this providence was not aimed at him, and the plan was like this for outsiders, and he didn't find him, but this world is a difficult one, but he can't underestimate any world, anyway, there is still a system that is afraid of what?_?
Xiao Linxuan was not idle in the Xiao family, but cultivated, because he went out this time to do great things, this time he was not afraid that his cultivation would rise too quickly, because the replacement of the Doudi bloodline last time was simply as if he deserved it, he should have been in this realm, and naturally he did not need to precipitate and cultivate.
This time, Xiao Linxuan directly carried out a retreat that seemed like life and death to him, and it took him two months to be promoted to the sixth order of the Dou Sheng.
In the impulse of others to hammer him to death, Xiao Linxuan was so bitter that he stopped cultivating, he was most annoyed by cultivation or something, it was too boring, it was better to be as free as an idle fish.
However, Xiao Linxuan also plans to go out, and no longer plans to stay in the Xiao family, because staying for a long time will seriously hinder the process of his promotion to Dou Di, it is better to go out to experience precipitation and cultivation quickly, and besides, he doesn't know Xiao Yan's cultivation at all now, if Xiao Yan's cultivation speed is faster because of his arrival, it will be bad, because the original book is the original work, the reality is the reality, the original work is the same, and the reality is not immutable.