Chapter 353: I'm Here to Abuse the Stick! (Happy New Year!) )
For Zhang Yixing, in fact, it doesn't matter if you win or lose a game.
But being ridiculed by the two sticks on Chinese New Year's Eve, and insulting our country's athletes, this made the little sheep who loved it extremely hold a fire in his heart!
At this time, Chen Mo's microphone was already fully open.
"Hehe, a few stupid sticks, your father is here!"
Chen Mo smiled, and immediately manipulated Yang Yuhuan unscrupulously to the middle lane.
At this time, Chen Mo also glanced at the panel and had a general understanding of the lineups of the two sides.
On the little sheep's side, he is the shooter Hou Yi, the jungler is Miyamoto Musashi, the midlaner is Daji, and the top lane is Arthur.
Just look at the lineup of heroes, you know that it is a proper novice game.
On the other side, one of the two stick professional players is to assist Cai Wenji, the other is the assassin Lanling King, and the other three, the middle laner is Zhuge Liang, the shooter is Lu Ban, and the top laner is Bai Qi.
The other three people never spoke, but because it was five rows, the opposite side must also be five black, so Chen Mo judged that the servant was also a stick, but he didn't understand Chinese, so he didn't speak.
Because the professional players of League of Legends have a far better understanding of MOBA games than ordinary players, and Zhang Yixing is a pure entertainment game.
In the face of this powerful five outsiders, they were almost killed by people crossing the tower every time.
At this time, the King of Lanling only needs 23 skills, and he can kill a crispy hero in seconds without using a mending knife.
When this stick saw that Chen Mo, a hero who was extremely brittle, dared to come to the mid-laner alone, he was so arrogant that he didn't even open his stealth, and came over slowly and leisurely to match the line.
King Lanling: "Don't come here, let me have a good time with this Yang Yuhuan!" ”
Zhang Yixing also opened his mouth and asked at this time: "Wow, hang Wang Dada, is it really you?" Uli Taotao mentioned you to me before! I've watched your online recording and video, and I admire you for donating a kidney to save people! ”
Chen Mo: "Don't, don't! Don't call it big, or I'll only call you Juju! Hello Sheep Giant! ”
Zhang Yixing: "Huh? Why does it feel ...... It's a little bit wrong......"
"Poofhahahaha!"
"This little sheep is really stupid and cute!"
"Sheep...... Sheep giant!? Hanging King...... Our little sheep has such a cute nickname, how can you be so dirty......"
"Not to mention, it's really a masculine nickname! 233333”
Zhang Yixing: "Hang the king, can you take me to win?" ”
Take you to win?
The corners of Chen Mo's mouth rose slightly.
I'm sorry, winning is not my brother's ultimate goal at all, abusing these stupid X sticks and collapsing them is his real goal!
And at this time, King Lanling made a move!
A 2 skill hit Chen Mo's Yang Yuhuan, and he stepped forward, ready to give him a 1 skill.
"Look at my brother's song "Loyal to the Country", and shock this group of stupid beepping sticks!"
After that, Chen Mo directly pulled his throat and began to howl wolf!
"The wolf smoke rises, and the rivers and mountains look north.
The dragon rolls, the horse neighses, and the sword aura is like frost.
The heart is like the Yellow River.
Twenty years, between vertical and horizontal, who can resist.
Hatred, where the long knife goes,
How many siblings are buried in their bones.
What a pity to die to repay the family and country! ”
When this voice came out, even the sailors who had already prepared their faces darkened several degrees.
Not to mention that mobile phone is fully open, right in the stick of Chen Mo's biological and chemical weapons center!
"Assi...... What the hell!!! ”
King Lanling was so frightened by this wolf-like song that he threw his phone directly on the ground.
And Chen Mo saw that the king of Lanling on the opposite side actually didn't move, and knew that his singing had worked.
Immediately it's a pass of skills!
It's a pity that Yang Yuhuan, a hero, has low damage to thieves, and when he hits his body with a full set of skills, he also beats King Lanling with half blood.
The stick that manipulated the king of Lanling saw that the singing stopped, and quickly picked up the mobile phone.
", despicable Chinese people, they actually took advantage of my accident and attacked me! Very good! I won't let you go! ”
As he spoke, he turned on his ultimate, preparing to get rid of Chen Mo in seconds.
However, Chen Mo was not afraid, he just said lightly: "Children's shoes, I said it, winning is not the goal, it is the purpose of the brother to collapse this group of stupid X sticks!"
Look closely! ”
When the prompt signal that appeared from the Lanling King flashed on Chen Mo's head, the corners of Chen Mo's mouth curled slightly, and he howled again: "
Endure the sigh, even more speechless, blood and tears full of ~~~~
The horse's hooves go south, and the people look north at ~~~~~
People look north, the grass is green and yellow, and the dust is flying ~~~~~
I am willing to defend the territory and reopen ~~~~~
China wants to let the Quartet ~~~~~
Congratulations ~~~~~"
Boom!
As soon as a few lyrics came out, the stick's mobile phone was thrown out by him directly!
Holding a trash can, I started throwing up!
And Chen Mo took advantage of his illness to kill him!
Beat the water dogs!
"Yang Yuhuan has ended the King of Lanling!"
Cai Wenji and the other four teammates didn't know what was going on, so they hurried over to support.
"Hmph, let you guys experience the strongest shouting skills of my great quintessence-level MC hanging king!
A song "One Person, I'm Drunk", 66666 brushed up!! ”
Four menacing heroes came to surround Chen Mo, but Chen Mo was talking and laughing and was not afraid at all.
Pick up the microphone and just shout!
"Hey, I'm drunk alone
Drunk puts the beautiful woman in pairs
The eyes are alone
I only hope that he will return again one day
Lady, I play the piano lightly
Yan Xi I purple bamboo forest
I'm infatuated
Willing
Thousands of miles to find the king and find ......"
The sound was harsher than scratching the blackboard with a fingernail, and the four sticks made the tinnitus burst, and the brain was about to explode!
"Assi, where did this sound come from?"
"Hell! It's hell! ”
"I've never heard such a bad song...... I...... Vomit...... I'm going to throw up......"
"Help, Mom! Why did I hear such a terrible singing voice? I regret being born in this world! ”
Four sticks were directly fucked and had a nervous breakdown!
threw away their mobile phones one after another, and vomited wildly!
Chen Mo is relaxed and freehand, and he doesn't let go of his skills when he flattens A.
Wait until they're done throwing up and pick up the phone.
OK, let's start singing again!
I don't need skills!
I'm going to kill you with a flat A!
"Yang Yuhuan killed Cai Wenji!"
"Yang Yuhuan killed Bai Qi!
"Yang Yuhuan killed Zhuge Liang!"
"Yang Yuhuan killed Lu Ban!"
"The !!! of the Regiment"
The little sheep Zhang Yixing was stunned!
I'm dripping a kidney!
This...... What's going on?
Just don't accept it, just do it?
It was actually extinguished for the dry group!?
But...... He didn't see what kind of plug-in the hanging king opened!
His attributes and equipment are all normal, huh?
How did he do it?
At this time, the sticks over there reacted and opened their voices to each other: "Everyone turn off the microphone and it's fine!" This Huaxia is too despicable to know where to find this kind of sonic attack! ”
"That's right! Turn off the mic! ”
"I don't want to hear this voice again in my life!"
"I'm throwing up all the couch! I'm! ”
(ps: Thank you for the reward from the lonely alliance leader, I owe you a change, and the previous Mds Sword Fairy, I also owe you a change, I remember it!) When the New Year is over, I'm done, and I'll make up for it right away! Boom! )