Chen Mo sighed and said:

"I have to say, Xiao Jin, you are so handsome.

The last one, the one I've seen who looks as handsome as you, in addition to me, there is also an author I know, Mr Dongguo. ”

There are many sailors who don't believe Chen Mo's words.

Chen Mo immediately put the photos of Xiao Jin and Mr. Dongguo on the public screen.

All the sailors were shocked!!

"I'm dripping! It's really handsome!! ”

"Hang Wang Cheng and don't deceive me!"

"Especially that Mr. Dongguo, how can you say he can be so handsome?"

"It's good that Wu Yanzu is not here, otherwise he would definitely be angry to death!"

At this time, Xiao Jin said:

"I also know I'm handsome.

But because everyone says I'm nothing but handsome.

I'm not convinced!

So I wrote hard to use my talent to overshadow my handsomeness! ”

After a pause, Jin continued:

"Hang Wang, listen well, this is a clip I wrote recently!

There is a wonton shop at the foot of the mountain, which is a gathering place for a group of veterans.

I often eat three bowls in a row, wipe my mouth and shout: 'Boss, keep the account!' ’

The boss was white and just smiling.

Then the war broke out, and the veterans could never come back.

It is estimated that the wonton money will not come back.

And then again, an ordinary day.

A soldier in torn armor stood in front of the shop and said miserably:

They were all dead.

They say you're their only relative.

It's a pension......'

After speaking, the soldier handed over a dozen letters, on which were written crookedly: food money for many years.

At this moment, the boss of the chaos shop put down his rolling pin and stomped on the ground with his right foot.

Suddenly he shouted with golden light:

'Little Yama, I haven't seen you for three thousand years, and the old man will ask you for a few people today! ’”

When Biting Jin accompanied me to play and tell this story, it was extremely into the play.

When talking about the transformation of the boss, even tears of excitement filled his eyes, his blood boiled, and his voice was several octaves higher!

After hearing this, the sailors were also moved.

"Little Jin can! This story can be! ”

"My blood is boiling when I hear it!"

"It's still a myth!!

“66666！！！”

"Hahaha, Hanging King, you can't destroy people's original stories, right?"

"The king must have no tricks now."

"I didn't expect this little gold to be handsome and so talented!"

"Kim, I love you!!"

Xiao Jin saw the barrage and so many people cheered for him.

Seeing that Chen Mo hadn't spoken for a long time, he couldn't help but be proud, and said proudly:

"Admit defeat, hang the king!

When it comes to beauty, you can't compare to me!

In terms of talent, you are not as good as me! ”

Chen Mo smiled: "Isn't it just a sentence that ruined your story?"

What's so hard about that? ”

Xiao Jin: "Hehe, you just have a hard mouth!" You destroy one and show me! ”

Xiao Jin didn't believe that Chen Mo could come up with the idea of destroying someone else's original joke in just one minute.

The creators know it.

Revising someone else's plot is the most difficult.

Even the difficulty of modifying other people's plots is more difficult than being original yourself!

And his request is that Chen Mo ruin his original story in a humorous way.

That's even harder!

If you don't change it a little bit, it will make people feel bored and embarrassed.

It's not just that Xiaojin doesn't believe it.

Sailors are not very convinced either.

After all, Chen Mo's poisonous chicken soup before was all made up by himself.

Whatever, it's prepared in advance and stored in your head.

It's a live creation!

How is it possible to create well and quickly?

Just when everyone didn't believe it.

Chen Mo said lightly:

"If you don't believe me, listen up!

At this time, the sky was suddenly covered with dark clouds, and a white light appeared, and the little king of Yama was already standing there, saying, "......"

Speaking of this, Chen Mo smiled:

"Guess what little Yama said?"

"Damn, here again?"

"Don't hang your appetite anymore, okay?"

"Shouldn't that be what you're thinking?"

"Don't be fooled, you can't think of it!

Want an empty glove white wolf!! ”

Xiao Jin also smiled disdainfully: "Hang Wang, if you can't think of it, you can admit defeat."

You're useless like that.

The barrage can't help you. ”

Chen Mo chuckled and said:

"The little king of Yama said, 'You say that the mouth is pouting, the mouth is pouting, the pouting is toot, and they will come back after a pout~~~~~'"

The back was sung by Chen Mo.

Sister Dudu's "Mouth Dudu" was skillfully integrated into this paragraph by him.

Kim: "......"

Groove !!

It's really ruined!!

How can he be so talented?

In less than half a minute, I really thought of a way to ruin my such seriousness and blood-boiling jokes.

And it's a sentence that ruins all!!

The sailors are also happy.

"it, show it!!"

"Tianxiu!"

"Xiu'er, is that you?"

"You're a fucking talent!!"

"Hanging King...... Your singing voice is poisonous...... I threw up ......"

"It's obviously a funny joke, but it is accompanied by the singing voice of the hanging king...... ...... vomit"

"King Hang, are you the devil? I can't stand it anymore, so I'll spit out first! ”

"Hanging King...... Vomit...... T ...... Vomit...... Instant drama...... Vomit...... Break the power in one second......"

Chen Mo saw that he sang a song and forced everyone to vomit.

Hurry up and laugh:

"Actually, I have another version."

Groove !!

Is there another version?!

Xiao Jin's jaw almost fell to the ground in shock.

Half a minute to think of two versions?

What kind of IQ and creativity is this Nima?

Chen Mo: "Listen, everyone!

'Who is shouting at this king?' ’

Hades appeared with a dissatisfied face, and muttered: "It is said that people cannot be resurrected after death, unless they are opened!" ’

But when he saw the owner of the wonton shop, his hair exploded: 'Lu...... Lu Lai ......'"

Kim: "......"

All sailors: "......"

Groove !!

Again!!!

Grandpa Lu's coffin board is almost unpressable!!

On Douyin, everything can be supreme!

On Weibo, you can learn six things in ten thousand words!

You are all jokes, Grandpa Lu!!

After a moment of silence.

The barrage has exploded again!

"Go and invite the Buddha !! Lulai"

"I thought you were going to say that Lu Benwei didn't hang up!"

"Lou... Lu Lai... Lu come to Lu come to Lu ~ ~~~"

"Hahahaha...... God Lou Lai, he talks like a big tongue. ”

"Actually, I think it's disgusting like you, people who have been consuming deceased anchors, it's really disgusting!"

"This old man can, earn their pensions first, then resurrect them, and then send them to war.

Continue to earn their pensions.

If you keep reincarnating like this, aren't you a rich man? ”

"Hades: Take everything you want, let the memories become empty, don't care about feelings, and keep nothing about decency."

"Damn, upstairs, why is there a sound in your barrage?"