395. The Three Elements of Summer
A word of thunder.
Well, it's not that far.
However, after Lan Sui said that sentence in a lazy voice, it really made the monsters present stunned.
I'm afraid that the first thought in my heart is:, where did this person come from?
As far as their perception is concerned, they are not so bad that they cannot sense the proximity of the living. But it just so happened that a guy I didn't know appeared in the middle of them.
To say not to be surprised is absolutely false.
Of course, Lan Sui also played a little trick here.
The first is to use a small formation to minimize the sense of existence between himself and Ban Yuehui.
The second is to exploit their psychology. How do you think that there are so many monsters here, no matter how careful a few monster leaders are, they will not think that someone will sneak into their group of monsters.
However, Lan Sui, a character who sometimes likes to fool around, really came in like this.
It was also after these monsters were stunned for a long time that they were naked and asked:
"Who are you?"
"A passer-by who had no intention of sleeping for a long night and had to come for a walk."
Lan Sui leaned down, as if moving his somewhat stiff body that had been sitting here for a long time, "By the way, don't bring your claws close to me, the water tiger." ”
"Huh?"
Hearing this, the rest of the demons realized that the monster that was the best at stealth had disappeared.
However, the frightened look in the eyes of the named water tiger at this moment flashed, but what changed was a more powerful killing machine. The long claw in his hand stretched out to pierce the chest of the man in front of him.
"Damn, stubborn!"
I'm most annoyed by this brainless monster!
As if hitting a fly, the blue with disgust on his face directly slapped out.
"Boom!!"
In the next second, the demons only heard a roar, and then followed the sound to look, and several big trees fell down in the woods behind the demons one after another. And the water tiger is lying under those big trees, and he doesn't know life or death.
"Brush, brush!!"
Even if the water tiger made the first move, and it was the first sneak attack, Lan Sui was already one of the monsters who beat them. Then at this time, the rest of the demons were ready for battle.
Qi Shushu stood up, facing Lan Sui and making an attack state.
Hundreds of monsters surrounded Lan Sui, and even Ban Yuehui, who had great confidence, couldn't help but feel a nervous mood.
On the contrary, Lan Sui held his chin in his hand and quietly looked at the naked. There was still a warm smile on his face, as if he was looking at an acquaintance and was ready to chat with him.
However, will the other party chatter with him?
"Human, what do you want?" asked Lewdness.
"It's nothing, I just want to come and talk to you."
Lan Sui's figure leaned slightly towards Ban Yuehui's side, like a pile of soft mud looking for a reliable attachment. Knowing the characteristics of her master, Ban Yuehui had no choice but to support Lan Sui's body with her shoulders, and at the same time slightly adjusted her sitting posture so that he could lean more comfortably.
"Chat?" Naked and stunned.
"Well, what's it called, in more technical terms?" Lan Sui asked Ban Yuehui beside him.
Secretly rolled his eyes, and replied to his own master who asked knowingly:
"It's called negotiation."
"Oh, yes, that's it."
Lan Sui said suddenly. It's his expression without acting skills that makes Ban Yuehui just want to cover her face.
It is estimated that he was disgusted by Lan Sui's contrived expression, and he was naked for a long time without words.
However, he didn't have words, but it didn't mean that the other three demons didn't.
"Negotiations?"
"What do you want to talk about? The Onmora ghost with the blue flame in his exhalation asked.
Hearing this, Lan Sui smiled.
It seems that stupid guys are sometimes not without effect. Lan Sui glanced at the water tiger lying on the ground, and turned his head to look at the monster with the old man's face.
"By the way, do you know what the three elements of summer are?"
This kind of gibberish suddenly made the four demons frown, not knowing what the person in front of them wanted to do.
However, Lan Sui seemed to have already known their speechlessness. There he asked himself and said:
"The three elements of summer are, watermelon, fireworks, and beauty."
"It's a pity that there's nothing here now—well, there's still two things missing." Sensing the slight movements of the people around him, Lan Sui, who didn't want to lose his dependence just like that, hurriedly changed his words.
"Now, why don't you let me bring the other two!"
As he spoke, he took out a cylindrical red cylinder from his sleeve.
"What do you want to do?!"
The Hungry Skeleton, the Onmora Oni, the Naked, and the Red Youkai all got up and galloped towards Blue at the same time.
However, Lan Sui only felt that their movements were too slow, too slow.
As soon as the long barrel rope in his hand was pulled, "Zi" was accompanied by the sound of gunpowder burning, and a flame soared into the sky.
"Bang!"
A huge red flame flower blooms in the sky.
The red fireworks were like a signal, and the dark night sky was instantly illuminated, and a continuous stream of fireworks was rising from all directions.
Red, green, gold, orange, fireworks bloom in the sky, different shapes, endlessly.
"What's that?"
However, there were not only fireworks in the sky, but also the sound of many propellers cutting through the air, and the huge cabin carrying the load was heading towards the place.
One, two, three, four, a total of ten helicopters are surrounding the less than 1,000 square meters of ground.
The Hungry Skull was now fully on its feet, looking at the helicopters.
The Red Monster is pulling out his most handy weapon.
The other two demons went to the center, looked at Lan Sui and asked:
"Human, who the hell are you?"
"Didn't I say it all?"
Lan Sui smiled helplessly and continued: "Hyogo County, manager, Lan Sui. ”
No, you didn't say that.
Ban Yuehui complained silently.
And, the rest of the monsters are probably also a little confused, from a long night of wanderers who have no intention of sleeping, to negotiators, and finally become the manager of a county.
These youkai have also experienced a lot since they woke up from their slumber.
No matter what, I finally gathered some information, knew who was running Dongying now, and knew the importance of a county manager.
In the Warring States period, they were princes.
And unlike in the old days, the princes had to hire onmyoji or mages who had the ability to eliminate demons to prevent the invasion of monsters.
They are demon slayers themselves, and they are also the princes of one side.
However, what they didn't expect was that the county administrator would appear in front of them in such a grand manner. And he went deep into it, chatting with them lightly.
To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that Lan casually beat the water tiger with a casual blow just now, he would still be unconscious. And if they hadn't even seen the trajectory of their attack just now, they would have swarmed up and tore Lan Sui to shreds by now.
However, they did not dare and could not do so.
The world of youkai is sometimes very simple, simple to the point of cruelty, sacrificing companions and not knowing the companions of a year, this kind of thing should not be too unpsychologically burdensome.
No one wants to be a prey that is slower than a lion.
Just when these monsters were still hesitating and wandering, Lan arrived with the watermelon he had ordered.