Chapter 419: A Pseudo-Niang Becomes a Real Niang

"Ip Man, it's Ip Man!"

There was a burst of cheers on the street, a group of blonde and blue-eyed foreigners, pointing at Ip Man jumping and jumping excitedly, and a young man of 17 or 8 years old suddenly ran to him and knelt down, saying in half-baked Chinese: "Master, teach me, teach ...... Kung fu. ”

"Hurry up!"

Ip Man is not flustered, after all, these days, he is used to it.

With the spread of the "Ip Man" movie from New York to the United States, the flow of people in San Francisco's Chinatown has increased suddenly, and many Americans have come here to visit the scenes and characters in the movie, whether it is Ip Man, or Master Jiang of Mantis Boxing, and Master Hong, the big boss has become a celebrity, and many foreigners want to learn kung fu, just like when Bruce Lee was born to create Jeet Kune Do.

A Chinese with only 4 movies has become one of the top ten cultural icons in the world in the 20th century, famous all over the world, which shows how shocking the mysterious Chinese kung fu is to Americans.

Now it is equivalent to 20 years ahead of schedule, which has ignited this craze.

"I practice Wing Chun, this little brother sees that you are tall and strong, I think Hung Boxing and Ba Ji Boxing are more suitable for you, if you are interested, you can go to Master Hong's martial arts gym."

Ip Man's Wing Chun martial arts hall could no longer accommodate so many disciples, and he had to push people out.

This is no longer a young national art master, and he has experienced a lot in his life, but he didn't expect that his life would change so much because of a movie, which made him a little frightened while being happy. In the past few years in the United States, the discrimination against Chinese by white people in this country is deeply rooted in the bone marrow, how did he become an idol as a boxer?

With such mixed feelings, he entered the Axe Gang headquarters.

Yanluo is here, not only the doppelganger but also the body, and now he is out of the customs.

At a glance, Ip Man saw a pair of men and women who seemed to be carved from ice.

The man is naturally Yanluo.

The woman is a girl with black hair and black eyes, just like an elf who has fallen into the world, such a appearance is otherworldly, and people can even have a kind of peace of mind when they see it.

Audrey hepburn.

Someone once described it this way: God kissed a little girl on the cheek, and Hepburn was born.

Now Hepburn is only 22 years old, emerging in the film industry, but not very famous, this little girl's childhood was very miserable, many relatives were killed, for several years because of hunger, tulip bulbs as food - just like the hungry poor in China eat Guanyin soil, she did not eat to death, but her body was seriously damaged.

Caucasian women generally have large skeletons, and Hepburn's current thin figure is also related to childhood.

It is said that Hepburn once served as an underground party in the Netherlands when he was a child, sending intelligence to adults, just like the red ghost who sent "chicken feather letters" in China......

Ip Man's gaze was on another woman, if Hepburn was like a piece of ice, then this girl was a fire, with long blond hair, willow-like eyebrows, a straight nose, and a touch of charm and temptation on her face.

Marilyn Monroe.

Two iconic characters in film history, if Hepburn represents noble elegance and exudes classical oriental beauty, then Monroe is sexy and debauched, representing the turmoil and enthusiasm of the Western era. In the history of the watch world, these two women have not cooperated, and now, in the youth at the peak of their appearance, they have gathered together because of the chaos of Yanluo, a traverser.

Yanluo is now telling the two girls a script.

When Hepburn and Monroe came two days ago, they were very surprised to see him.

Hepburn was surprised that there were people whose appearance could be compared to himself in terms of refinement, and it was actually a man, Monroe couldn't believe that an Oriental man was more elegant than all the men he had ever seen.

"I played in the death game, a kung fu master who practiced Baguazhang, and one day, I received an invitation."

"Then I came to an island in the Pacific Ocean...... This island is called Paradise Island, of course, the name is fictional, and on the island, a mysterious man called Don-sama holds The King Of Frights martial arts tournament - well, that is Don-sama. Yan Luo explained, while pointing to the Tang monk sitting on the mahogany chair, dressed in Tang clothes, with a string of Buddhist beads on his wrist, sitting with his eyes closed.

"So handsome." Monroe complimented.

Of course Tang Seng is handsome, Prince Charming.

Moreover, after tattooing the Buddha and God on his body, his aura and B grid are also very strong, and he is fully qualified to be the final boss.

"Hepburn Monroe, the plot roles of the two of you are very important, and I originally planned to be the girlfriend of the protagonist...... Well, I'm the main character – but it's a kung fu movie, you can't go to a fight tournament and bring your girlfriend, right? And, can't you both be girlfriends? So, I had an inspiration. ”

"The identities of the two of you are Lord Tang's secretary, Hepburn, you dress up as a female ninja, take a short knife, throw kunai and shuriken, and wear a short black skirt to highlight your cold and arrogant temperament. Monroe, on the other hand, wears a black tight leather suit, dressed as an inquisitor, without underwear, and the zipper is unchained on the chest, which is responsible for showing off sexy. ”

"I can guarantee that the roles of the two of you will become classics in the history of cinema."

Monroe is now taking nude photos and appearing in magazines, so of course she doesn't feel any psychological pressure on the characters who are responsible for selling meat.

As for the protagonist's girlfriend, Yan Luo made a plan and let Lin play - Luo Wushu and other newcomers and Wolf Warrior and Mao Bear have left, and Lin was detained by him to play the role of the actor's girlfriend, and then let him go after the performance.

Double ponytail bracelets, he was ready for Lynn.

"This is your character setting, including personality and lines, the two of you don't know kung fu, but there are many masters here, Hepburn, you have practiced ballet, and Monroe's body is also very flexible, so there shouldn't be too many problems."

Yan Luo handed the script to the two women, and turned his head to look at Ye Wen, who had been listening to him for a while: "Master Ye, you are here." ”

"It's been a good day lately, big star, right?"

"That...... Little brother Yanluo, don't make fun of me. Ip Man smiled bitterly and shook his head.

As a traditional Chinese, Ip Man is still a little resistant to becoming an idol in his heart, and he changed the topic: "The death game is about to start filming, right?" ”

"Director John is ready...... I'm sorry that Ip Man's movie won't be distributed to you at the box office, and it's all invested in new movies. ”

"No, no."

Ip Man hurriedly waved his hand: "Thanks to your Axe Gang, now that Chinatown has restored stability and peace, those of us who practice martial arts can also concentrate on opening a martial arts gym, as soon as Ip Man's movie comes out, at least we, the masters, will not have to worry about our income, and we don't have to be afraid of getting old, and we can't teach how to survive if we can't move when the time comes." ”

"What role do I play in the Game of Death movie?"

"Of course, it's still yourself."

Ip Man's movies are now a national hit in the United States.

If he came to write the script, he would directly let the rich man travel through the world of Wong Fei Hung's movie style set, fight with Jet Li's Wong Fei Hung, enter the world of Ip Man, fight against Donnie Yen's Ip Man, fight the boxing champion in the Olympic ring, fight against the wolf Wu Jing in the fierce battlefield in Africa, fight Tony Jia in the Muay Thai fight death ring, and Sumo Yokozuna in the sumo tournament in Japan.

Playing Tai Chi against an opponent who plays their respective classic roles, and finally opening their eyes, it turns out that everything just now is an illusion, even if it is the same ending and being taken away by the police uncle, at least it will be wonderful and nostalgic to add so many classic characters.

Ip Man starred in the game of death Ip Man, Master Hong and Master Jiang They also played themselves, these three people are the most popular in the "Ip Man" movie, one is to take out two kidneys with strong coolies, and the pigeon that flies when he is defeated is also a classic scene, and the other is a movie boss with eight iron rings on his hands, and his fat body and appearance are also very distinctive.

"I thought about it, I can introduce the concept of teaming, and you, Master Hong, and Master Jiang just form a team."

"Others, such as Japan, can form teams of samurai ninja judoka, Brazilian, jiu-jitsu and capora, plus some fighting schools in South America, Philippine stick and Muay Thai, and Korean taekwondo."

"In this way, in addition to one-on-one heads-up, multiplayer team battles can also be introduced, and Director John is now laying out the island, and some traps will be added to it to make the fighting match more brutal."

"Among the last surviving team, I am one, Ye Wen is one, after all, this is going to be screened in the United States, to give the United States a face, and in the end, the American team survived a boxer, I, you, the American boxer, fight together against Elder Tang's hard qigong." Yan Luo gave a brief introduction.

"No problem."

Ip Man first agreed, and then asked, "Aren't the other masters joining?" ”

"This one...... The last Ip Man is to promote Chinese kung fu, this death game, is a fighting genre all over the world, gathered together, the protagonist is Baguazhang, you are one of the supporting roles of Wing Chun, the villain boss is hard qigong, there are enough Chinese elements - it is enough to add praying mantis boxing and iron fist, and it is inappropriate to put too many national arts. ”

"By the way, in this movie, Master Jiang is cannon fodder, and Master Hong died more heroically, and you can live to the end."

Ip Man: "......"

"You go back and get ready, tomorrow we'll take a helicopter to the island and start shooting."

After sending Ip Man away, Yan Luo asked Monroe Hepburn to continue reading the script, and Tang Seng went to find the social brother Zhu Ziqiang and bodybuilding coach Shen Bohui, and explained that these two people would shoot the movie in the next month, and manage the Axe Gang well without expansion, as long as they can maintain the sphere of influence in Chinatown.

Yan Luo himself found Nicole Zhang and Lin.

"Nicole Zhang, you are ready to prepare, come with me."

This little sister is not very old, and she is still very pure and cute when she treats her hair, smoky makeup, and eyeliner, and the little girl's unique chain darts and throwing knives will also be very shocking when they appear in the movie.

"Okay."

For making movies, Nicole Zhang is not averse, she is now at the age of fun, and she wants to try everything, otherwise she will not be a little sister.

"Lynn, come here."

Yan Luo raised his hand and knocked three times on the door of the pseudo-girl's head.

Lynn: "......"

Unbeknownst to the newcomer, the "beautiful man who broke through human boundaries" and the bald guide were the same person, and Lynn hesitated for a long time at night, but finally knocked on Yanluo's door at 3 o'clock.

Although I was a little worried, the other party was a modulator senior after all.

"Come in."

"Bang dang."

The door closed.

"Hello, is there something wrong?"

"Come on, come on, I'll show you something good." Yan Luo beckoned to Lin, and it felt like she was saying, "Come to the bowl."

Lynn: "......"

"What are you hesitating about? Forget it, I'll help you. ”

The power of words, the spirit of words

"Fixed"

Lin is not weak as a newcomer, but Yan Luo's words have risen to the top, and it would be a joke if she couldn't fix a LV1. Even, as long as he maintains the spiritual source output of the power of words, there will be no problem with Lin Ding overnight, and the current pseudo-mother can let him do whatever he wants.

One piece of equipment is taken out.

Double ponytail bracelets.

You feel strong emotions:

Fear +1

This came from the puppet mother who was fixed.

He put the bracelet on the other side.

You feel strong emotions:

Gain +5 for fear

"It's worthy of breaking through the boundaries of human beings, and it actually adds 5 points of fear at once!"

Yan Luo relieved the power of words.

"What happened? What's going on? What have you done to me? ”

Under Lin's frightened inquiry, Yan Luo suddenly reached out and pulled him off - to be precise, it was "her" pants now, which was not to molest the other party, but to help this real lady recognize the reality.

"Ahhhhh......h

A piercing scream resounded through the sky.

You feel strong emotions:

Fear +10

Five minutes later.

"It's not true, it's not true, it's not true......" Lin curled up on the ground, holding her head in her hands, her pupils in her beautiful big eyes were not in focus, and the double ponytail bracelet was still on her hand, not taken off - it was not that Yanluo forced her, but that after discovering that she had become a girl, she broke through the boundaries of human beings and fell into a state of autism that was mentally isolated from the outside world......

Yan Luo sat aside and quietly looked at this girl who was holding her head and squatting, he did not comfort or interfere, this kind of thing will not be so easy to accept after all, Lin is not the protagonist of those transformations, one day he woke up and suddenly found that there was no one below, so he began to sell a cute and flirtatious life.

In this way, after a full hour, the real lady who had been chattering like Xianglin's sister-in-law slowly regained her vitality.

She first stood up, lowered her head a little tremblingly, looked at her lower body, and then, rolled her eyes and fainted.

It's not surprising that just now she fell into autism, her consciousness refused to accept the changes in her body, and now she finally recognized the reality, and she couldn't bear the blow after confirmation, so she fell into a clean coma.

It is worthy of breaking through the boundaries of human beings.

In other words, if you don't wear pants like this, you faint and fall to the ground, and you are alone in the same room, if you are seen by someone, you will definitely be misunderstood, right?

Yan Luo thought about it for a moment and moved Rin to the bed and hid it under the covers.

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