Uchiha Shisui has comforted himself many times!

After all, he is often alone, and when he is alone, he is easily bored, and when he is bored, he will occasionally come once or twice to pass the time of boredom.

But Uchiha Shisui knows very well that he likes girls, and he is not gay!

There is a very strange saying: "When a man jerks off with his own hand, it proves that he is gay, because he uses a man's hand to reach orgasm." ”

This statement is obviously very wrong, and solving your own physical problems is a completely different concept from real homosexuality.

Homosexuality is about having feelings for men, and solving physical problems by oneself is simply to solve physiological problems, and in the process of doing so, it is also women who are thinking.

Of course, in this society that has not yet fully entered the modern era, there are no small yellow films for viewing and appreciation, and the Uchiha Shisui can only use adult books such as "Young Uchiha Bin" and "Ninja Teacher - Hinata Hakujie" when solving his own physiological problems.

But fortunately, there is also the existence of this kind of reading, otherwise it can only be a fantasy out of thin air.

Of course, this kind of little secret, Uchiha Shisui has not told anyone else, and this kind of thing is not embarrassed to say.

After all, in this ninja world where he got married and had children at the age of eighteen or nineteen, he is an older young man in his twenties who still relies on his right hand to live a sexual life, which is indeed a little difficult to explain.

……

Ai Kato wanders the streets with Uchiha Shisui, walks to the agreed place, and meets Kakashi and Maitkai.

When everyone arrived, the four of them walked directly towards a tavern that was open.

There are a lot of pubs that are open on New Year's Day, so you don't have to worry about having nowhere to drink.

During the Chinese New Year, it is natural for friends to drink and relax, and then talk about some topics between men.

At some point, men also have the same gossip and love to chat as women!

After three rounds of drinking, the four of them opened up more and more, and began to talk about some topics about feelings and 19 bans.

Of course, as the only real man among the four, Ai Kato's words are open, and all kinds of meat jokes emerge in an endless stream, many of which make Kakashi, Maitkai and Uchiha Shisui a little foggy, after all, they haven't experienced it.

However, because of drinking, Kakashi, who has just started to fall in love with Nohara Rin, has not yet tasted the forbidden fruit, and Maitkai, who is still completely single, and Uchiha Shisui, even if there are some meat jokes that he understands, he is not too shy.

Under the catalytic effect of alcohol, shyness has long been temporarily removed and forgotten.

Chatting and chatting, the topic was fixed on 'women'.

"I have something to tell you." Kato said with a smile, slightly drunk.

Drinking with friends, Ai Kato naturally drinks really and will not deliberately disperse the drink.

"What's the matter?"

"I'm about to become a real married man." Ai Kato raised her eyebrows habitually.

Regarding the thoughts and timing of the marriage, Ai Kato roughly remembers only talking to Bo Feng Shuimon, Kuyukina, Tsunade and Shizune. Now Kakashi, Maitkai and Uchiha Shisui are not very clear about the specific parts.

"A married man? Haven't you been a long time ago! Kakashi just laughed.

Maitkai and Uchiha Shisui also smiled the same way when they heard Kakashi's words.

The three of them didn't think about the meaning of Kato's words, so the moment they heard Kato's words, their reactions were that Kato Ai and Terumi were in love, and they already belonged to the ranks of married men.

After all, the ninja world is a world with a very low breakup rate, unless you die halfway, falling in love means that you will get married and be together for a lifetime.

"It seems to be." In the face of Kakashi's words, Kato Ai smiled and continued to speak, "But now I'm thinking about which of you to be the best man." ”

"Best man?"

Kakashi, Maitkai, and Uchiha Shisui were confused all of a sudden, not understanding the meaning of Kato's words.

The ninja world is different from Ai Kato's original world, there is no culture of groomsmen and bridesmaids, and there is no such thing as "making bridesmaids" or even shooting some scary videos, so they can't quite understand the meaning of Ai Kato's words.

"The best man is the person who is responsible for the wedding to help me receive my relatives and friends, and if I look at it now, it will be more appropriate to stop the water." Kato smiled and continued to explain.

As far as Kakashi, Maitkai and Uchiha Shisui are concerned.

Kakashi wears a mask all day long, and Maitkai is young and enthusiastic all day long, and he is not a 'normal person', which is a bit out of place with the best man's 'job' that requires a smile and enthusiasm.

The Uchiha water stop is relatively much better, and it seems very stable in all aspects.

Ai Kato didn't plan to have a few groomsmen or anything, he thought that one of the best men and bridesmaids would be enough.

He is not a star, what so-called bridesmaid group, best man group.

"Well...... So it was decided. After Ai Kato glanced at the three of them again, her eyes stayed on Uchiha Shisui's face and asked, "But Shisui, are you willing?" ”

"Senior, of course I'm willing, but I'm worried about whether I can do it well." The Uchiha agreed without the slightest hesitation.

Being able to be 'entrusted with a heavy task' by Ai Kato, Uchiha Shisui was touched by trust, and naturally he was worried that he would not be able to perfectly complete the task given to him by Ai Kato.

"Then it's decided, stop the water, don't worry, it's very simple, I'll tell you in advance that you need to do something." Ai Kato made a decision.

"Ai Kato, when are you going to get married?" The choice of the best man was decided, and Kakashi asked Kato Ai.

Having said that, Ai Kato has not said a specific time for marriage.

"If nothing else, the wedding will take place in September." Ai Kato replied.

"Isn't that nine months away, it's still early." Kakashi thought about how long nine months was, and spoke.

"Kakashi, you're not going to get married before me, are you?" Ai Kato pretended to be surprised.

"Me and Lynn ...... It's still early. Kakashi hurriedly waved his hand.

He has just officially dated Nohara Rin, and he is still in the stage of holding hands and hugging, and he doesn't dare to think about getting married now.

"Who knows about this kind of thing, saying that it may not be two months before the son will be married." Ai Kato continued to tease Kakashi again.

Kakashi and Nohara Rin's love progress bar, he was anxious to watch as an onlooker.

obviously has a good impression of each other, but it took a year or two to officially fall in love, according to this progress, it is estimated that it will be at least another year or two to sleep together, and it will take another year or two to get married, and it will be three or four years later, which is really too late.

He and Zhao Meiming have never been married because of their identity, otherwise they don't know how many years they have been married.

"By the way, Kai, don't you have the idea of having a girlfriend?" After teasing Kakashi, Ai Kato began to target Maitkai.

In the original books, Kakashi and Maitkai eventually come together and travel the world together...... Live a happy and happy life.

But now that Kakashi has a love interest, Maitkai no longer has a man who can accompany him, Kakashi.

Under this premise, if Maitkai continues to be single, he feels that he will be alone.

And with Maitkai now only knowing exercise every day, never paying attention to dressing up, and wearing green tights all day long, I'm afraid there is no way to get the girl's like.

And even if you get the girl's love for a short time without being thoroughly understood, and fall in love, if you don't change it in the process of falling in love, it is estimated that your girlfriend will give you another green hat!

"Of course...... Without! Maitkai's answer was decisive, with a mouthful of white teeth exposed.

With this in mind, Maitkai doesn't have to worry about being cuckolded.

"Kai, aren't you interested in being in love?" Ai Kato continued to ask.

Maitkai's idea, in this world of ninjas where homosexuality is not very naked, it is really impossible to find one out of a thousand people.

"My youth can't be wasted on things like falling in love!"

……

Ai Kato, Kakashi, and Uchiha Shisui have a row of black lines above their heads.

Kato Ai cupped his forehead, a little unsure of what to say about Maitkai's 'impeccable' answer.

"Zhishui, you like girls, right?" Ai Kato finally asked about Uchiha Shisui.

"Senior, I...... I like girls, but I just haven't met the right person. Uchiha Shisui replied, Ai Kato suddenly turned to him, and it was such a naked inquiry that he almost didn't know how to answer.

"Then if you wait until I get married and haven't fallen in love, I'll introduce you to the bridesmaids." Hearing Uchiha's words, Ai Kato nodded with satisfaction and promised.

"Senior, who will the bridesmaids be?" Uchiha asked.

"It's not decided yet, but it must be a single and beautiful girl." Ai Kato gave Uchiha Shisui a reassuring look.

The bridesmaids and groomsmen are unmarried, and the bridesmaids are her friends arranged by Terumi.

In Ai Kato's former socialist society, the bride generally chooses a bridesmaid who is not very beautiful, so that she can highlight herself more.

And Zhao Meiming doesn't need it at all, just with this appearance, figure, identity and aura, even if the bridesmaid is a very beautiful beauty, she will never be able to suppress her light.

Even if it weren't for the Uchiha to stop the water, Aito Kato would definitely ask Terumi to find a beautiful girl to be her bridesmaid.

“……”

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"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! ”

As the four of them chatted while drinking, the sound of firecrackers rang out at zero o'clock.

The sound of firecrackers accompanied by this sound announced that the new year of Konoha had arrived.

The first day of the fifty-ninth year of Konoha

Ai Kato, Kakashi, Maitkai and Uchiha Shisui drank until two o'clock in the middle of the night before returning to their respective homes.

On the first day of the new year, waiting for the four of them were different things to do, and they were all busy.

Kato loved to go home, took a shower and stayed for a while until it was almost three o'clock before going to bed.

After all, after eating hot pot and drinking sake at night, there is a strong smell on the body and clothes, and it is very uncomfortable to sleep directly like this.

As soon as I slept past, Ai Kato was woken up by Tsunade at 7 a.m., and I slept for almost four hours.

In the past few days of the New Year, the most things he has done are to greet and accept New Year's greetings.

He is going to Bo Feng Shuimen, Sarutobi Hichicho to visit the New Year, and he also has to receive the disciples Hinata Hinata and Nara Shikamaru who come to the house to pay New Year's greetings, of course, the two children are naturally brought by their parents.

Hinata Hinata became his disciple as early as three or four years old, and he also saw that Hinata Hinata was too cute at the time, so he agreed without even thinking about it.

Kato's love for apprentices is what he thinks in his heart, and he doesn't have to think about potential, identity, relationships or anything like many ninjas.

As for Nara Shikamaru, it was said when he was eight years old, when he was invited by Nara Shikahisa to drink together, and Ai Kato did not refuse.

You must know that in the ninja world, there is a big difference between the real apprenticeship and the assigned ninja teacher who leads the team.

The assigned leading ninja teachers generally only teach some basic things, and only a few can become a real master-apprentice relationship.

And apprenticeship is in a sense to establish a bond!

For example, Namasto and Jiraiya, Sacra and Tsunade......

From the moment Ai Kato agreed to become Hinata Hinata and Nara Shikamaru sensei, a bond has been established.

Of course, as a teacher, Ai Kato is also doing her best to play this role.

The reason why Sarutobi is called 'Professor' is because of the number of ninjutsu mastered, and Ai Kato is actually not much worse than Sarutobi.

Of course, none of this will be of much help in teaching Hinata Hinata and Nara Shikamaru.

Hinata Hinata must rely on the blood inheritance limit of the white eye for most of the future, and Nara Shikamaru also needs to rely on the family's shadow technique.

Ai Kato can only teach ordinary basic physical arts, shuriken......

And these are things that most of the Shinobi can teach.

Therefore, Ai Kato took a different path in the education of Hinata Hinata and Shikamaru Nara.

For Hinata Hinata, because of her introverted personality, Ai Kato is to give self-confidence, encouragement, and self-confidence training. For this reason, Ai Kato also took Hinata Hinata to perform a few times in crowded places.

For Nara Shikamaru, this smart little guy who is not lacking in self-confidence, Ai Kato is simply taking it everywhere to play.

As a teacher, since he can't help improve his strength, he naturally lets Hinata Hinata and Nara Shikamaru have time to relax during the very tiring training.

……

Ai Kato's schedule is scheduled for ten days.

Today, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, Ai Kato is going to Bo Feng Shuimen and Jiu Xingna's house for New Year's greetings in a while, and by the way, he will have a lunch.

Before Tsunade went home, Ai Kato spent the first day of junior high every year at Bo Feng Shuimen's house.

Because she was already very close, Ai Kato was empty-handed except for the New Year's gift she bought for Naruto Konaruto, and she didn't buy anything else.

Tomorrow on the second day of the Lunar New Year, Ai Kato is going to pay New Year's greetings to Ape Fei Ri.

He killed Shimura Danzo, although it is true, but from an emotional point of view, it is still necessary to apologize to Sarutobi Hizo, after all, Sarutobi Hizashi was reluctant to attack Shimura Tuanzo at that time, even if he had already apologized to Shimura Danzo before.

He doesn't care so much about what Sarutobi does to other people, but for him, from the three generations of Hokage in office, to the current retirement for many years, he has always been very good.

For such elders, Ai Kato naturally has to hold a respectful attitude and go to the New Year's greetings sincerely.

On the third day of the Lunar New Year, he was going to Zhaomei's mother's house in Wuying Village to pay New Year's greetings to his future father-in-law.

Because it is Fog Shadow Village and Konoha Village, they are different countries, so they are scheduled to go to the third day of the New Year to pay New Year's greetings.

On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, it was according to the beauty of the Ming to come over to pay New Year's greetings to Tsunade.

On the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, Kato Ai received New Year's greetings from his disciple Hinata Hinata and Hinata Hinata Hinata's father.

The sixth day of the Lunar New Year......

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