Chapter 70: Pick up your pants and run
It is said that after drinking the broken tablets, what happens, they will not remember.
But Xiao Ming didn't drink the fragments, and he clearly remembered everything that happened last night.
Tsunade after being drunk is particularly charming, with a slight flush on his face, as if to say: Come and eat me.
Xiao Ming also drank a lot of wine, opened a room on the second floor of the tavern, and after placing Tsunade, he couldn't resist the temptation of the big cow, and used the strength of the wine to carry out obscene claw strikes, first of all.
However, Xiao Ming underestimated himself and the greatness of Tsunade, and reacted evilly.
In the previous life, he lived for thirty-five years, a single-dick-silk, and in this life, he lived for another thirty-two years, and he was still a single-dick-silk, facing the drunken and unconscious Tsunade, where could he resist the temptation.
Crazy, very crazy, I don't know how the fifty-two-year-old Tsunade is so well maintained, allowing Xiao Ming to reach the peak again and again, venting his savings for many years.
After experiencing the feeling of the clouds a few times, I finally fell asleep tiredly.
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When I woke up again, I found myself flying, and I thought it was on Tsunade, when I felt like a cloud! When Xiao Ming saw Tsunade who was getting farther and farther away from him! Xiao Ming finally found that he was flying naked over the streets of Konoha Village. Apparently he was blown away by that violent big cow!
Xiao Ming woke up in an instant, launched the Flying Thunder God, returned to the hotel room, picked up his clothes and equipment, and flew the Thunder God home directly. The action is so coherent that it's an epic operation.
When Xiao Ming returned home, he found that he had broken two ribs, endured the pain, launched the palm fairy technique to treat the injury, put on clothes, brought everything he could bring, and prepared to run away.
Why run away, you ask? Why don't you run away and wait to be killed by Tsunade?
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Sasuke returned to the house after exercising from the backyard, found Xiao Ming packing his things, and asked curiously, "Senior!" Are you going on a mission? ”
Xiao Ming said without raising his head: "What a task!" I'm running for my life, you also hurry up and pack up your things and go with me, just take you out to see the world, and exercise your actual combat by the way! ”
Seeing that Xiao Ming was so serious, Sasuke thought that something big had happened, and hurriedly asked, "Why did you run for your life?" Could it be that the person the predecessor said attacked Konoha Village? ”
"It's more terrible than that person, you hurry up and pack up, I'm explaining to you on the way."
Seeing that Xiao Ming was in such a hurry, Sasuke also hurried back to pack his things.
"Xiao Ming, get out of here! I'm going to kill you! ”
Before the Tsunade people arrived, the roar came first, and Xiao Ming, who was scared, was trembling, and he didn't pack up the rest of his things, and ran directly towards Sasuke's room!
Sasuke also heard Tsunade's roar, and was a little stunned and thought, "What's the situation! Did the seniors offend Tsunade-sama? This is the reason for the runaway that the predecessors said? ’
Xiao Ming came to Sasuke's room and saw that Sasuke was stunned. Said anxiously to Sasuke, "Don't be stunned! Hurry up and pack up, pick out the important things to bring, and talk about the rest later. ”
Xiao Ming's heart was about to rise to his throat, so he looked at Sasuke who was cleaning up, and the cold sweat on his head became more and more, dripping towards the ground.
Sasuke finally packed up, and just wanted to tell Xiao Ming, but was stopped by Xiao Ming and ran away directly with Thor.
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When Tsunade arrived at Xiao Ming's house, the room was in a mess, apparently Xiao Ming had come back, and now the building was empty.
Tsunade called the dark department and ordered: "Go to the gate of Konoha Village to intercept Xiao Ming, don't let him leave Konoha Village, and the others will search for Xiao Ming's traces in the village." ”
The leader of the dark department received the order to deploy, "You two go to the gate, and the others will follow me to search the streets in the village." ”
"Yes!"
"Scatter!"
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With an angry Tsunade, he searched the village for a while, and happened to meet Shizuki, who rushed to hear the news.
It's the first time Shizune saw Tsunade so angry, and he went out of his way to find Xiao Ming, and it must have been Xiao Mingjun who provoked Tsunade-sama.
Shizune asked cautiously, "Tsunade-sama, ...... Xiao Ming-kun?" ”
Angry Tsunade replied, "Don't mention that bastard of Xiao Ming, if I find him, I will definitely kill him!" ”
Mute doesn't know what's going on, obviously Xiao Ming offended Tsunade-sama, and usually Xiao Ming offends Tsunade-sama, but it's never been like today, which makes Tsunade-sama angry. Shizune had no choice but to carefully follow Tsunade and return to the Hokage's office building.
After opening the office door, Tsunade actually saw Xiao Ming, who was rummaging around the office, thinking that he was dazzled.
Xiao Ming, who had already run away, remembered that Mu Dun Ninjutsu had not yet arrived, so he turned back to see if he could get it.
If it weren't for the fact that the shadows were all transferred by Tsunade, Xiao Ming wouldn't have rummaged around in it so casually.
Xiao Ming noticed that Shizune and Tsunade appeared, were looking at him, and spoke first: "That...... Hello! ””
Hearing the voice, Tsunade could be sure that he was not dazzled, and the person inside was Xiao Ming's bastard, Tsunade roared angrily: "Xiao Ming~!" I'm going to kill you! ”
[This girl, it's too violent! ] It's better to flash first, and it will come later! 】
Xiao Ming didn't want to be beaten, if he was really beaten, he would definitely die this time, but he had a reason to come back, so he could only risk his death to come back.
Tsunade, who rushed into the office, found that Xiao Ming had disappeared again, and the anger in his heart was much higher.
"Xiao Ming, let me see you! I'm going to kill you! ”
After the roar, Tsunade's heart was much more comfortable, and his heart calmed down, looking at the silence around him, Tsunade felt sorry for this child for the first time.
In the past, Xiao Ming pursued mute many times, but he was beaten away by himself, if he didn't stop the two people at that time, they might have been together, this may be retribution!
Tsunade looked at the Hokage Rock outside the window, looked at the avatars of his grandfather and teacher, and felt old for the first time.
I was drunk before, and I still retained some sobriety at that time, has the years worn out my vigilance?
"Ahem~!"
Nasty voices are ringing again! Tsunade turned his head and saw Xiao Ming who appeared again, this time he was not roaring and attacking, just staring at Xiao Ming like this.
Xiao Ming scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "That ......!" Tsunade-sama! ”
"Speak!" The words were almost squeezed out between his teeth, but he could imagine that Tsunade's anger had not yet dissipated.
"Tsunade-sama! I don't know...... That Mu Dun ......! ”
"You even dare to mention Mu Dun!"
"That...... Excuse me! ”
Tsunade saw that Xiao Ming gave up asking for Mu Dun, and he actually wanted to leave again, so he stopped Xiao Ming, "Wait a minute!" You said to Shizun, "You go outside and keep guard, and no one is allowed to approach." ”
"Yes, Tsunade-sama!" Mute answered, glanced at Xiao Ming worriedly, and went outside to guard.
Xiao Ming and Tsunade were left in the room, and Xiao Ming was very embarrassed by Tsunade.
Last night, I unexpectedly got on Tsunade, and now I want to run away from Tsunade, and I feel like I'm running after I lift my pants, and I have to take something with me before running.
It's so embarrassing!
When Xiao Ming was thinking nonsense, Tsunade took out a scroll and said to Xiao Ming, "Take the scroll and get out!" Never let me see you, if you can do it, this reel is yours! ”
PS: Xiao Ming's second trip is about to begin! For Xiao Ming's travel expenses, ask for a recommendation ticket to reward the collection!