"What do you think of your girlfriend, it's for soothing your body and mind, or it's for soothing your body and mind, or it's for soothing your body and mind?"

Hearing this, Lan Sui was stunned for a moment, and then patted Mi Pei'er's head with a somewhat uncompetitive look: "I said so much, you remember to soothe your body and mind, right?" ”

"Because you say that the most." Mi Pei'er complained about Lan Sui with a flat expression.

"Uh~"

Lan Sui turned his head away with some embarrassment, not daring to look directly into Mi Pei'er's eyes. said in a special tone: "In short, my girlfriend's Shenma is not used to soothe my body and mind, you have to remember it for me!" ”

"What the hell is that for?" Mi Pei'er, who turned into a curious baby, continued to ask.

"Hmm~ It is used to experience the rapid heartbeat, the opening of pores, the disregard for the whole world, and even heartbreaking, unclear, various emotions and many subtle physical states."

This time, Lan Sui said more complicated, and Mi Peier also replied at a faster speed:

"I don't understand."

"Actually, I don't know, but that's probably it." Lan Suiben wanted to give a more accurate answer. But in the end, he found that he could not give a correct answer to such emotional things.

"Why don't we do a search?"

A pretty solid idea suddenly came to mind. At the same time, he also took out his mobile phone and searched for the term girlfriend on the search software recognized by the world.

"Girlfriend: Due to the development of free love, the concept of girlfriend in people's minds has also developed from a single girl friend to a synonym for the object before becoming a wife.

People's understanding of "girlfriend": "she is a girl who has a relationship with you", now people are open, and there is also a relationship of friendship between men and women, people call it a female friend, and the difference is different emotions. It can also refer to someone else's wife in the future. ”

After Lan Sui finished reading such a long list of words, he and Mi Pei'er looked at each other at the same time and said:

"It's so hard to understand~"

Well, you make a love process zero. It is equivalent to a virgin who has not even had a girl's small hand and a zombie who wanders the world just for food, and understands that this kind of term is basically impossible.

"Why don't you try?"

"Try what?"

Lan Sui's body was a little stiff and looked at Mi Pei'er who suddenly came over.

"No matter what, a girlfriend or something will have intimate contact with a man, so if you say that" Before the words were finished, Mi Pei'er was already squirming slightly, and her slightly raised face slowly approached Lan Sui.

Try a fart!

Lan immediately prepared to slap it.

This kind of mentality of a pure little girl who feels curious about everything and wants to try everything will only make Lan Suimu slap in the face.

However, before Lan Sui could raise his hand, he heard an abrupt noise in the room.

"Click~Click"

The first sound is the collision between the door frames, and the second is the sound of the door lock being snapped on. The two people who were intertwined on the sofa couldn't help but look up, but it was Ban Yuehui standing there with great embarrassment.

Looking at the two of them looking at themselves, in addition to the great sense of shame, it was a sense of excitement to make a super light bulb.

However, the person who broke the person was embarrassed there, and the person concerned looked very indifferent. Reached directly behind Mi Peier, took her clothes and threw them on the ground, turning over to face the back of the sofa. At the same time, he said:

"Let's go make instant noodles myself, I'll really sleep first this time."

"Oh~"

Mi Pei'er touched her stomach, and this time she really felt a sense of emptiness that she couldn't afford to be hungry. It was a little strange, but it didn't make her think too much. After standing up, I was ready to walk straight into the kitchen.

Gnawing all the bread inside is the goal she has set for herself.

After muttering "instant noodles", Ban Yuehui asked Mi Pei'er, "If you don't dislike it." How about I make this lunch? ”

"Okay."

Mi Pei'er quickly agreed. The goal that had just been set was discarded in an instant.

And Lan Sui, who was about to fall asleep, heard the girl's action of not being afraid of death, and the corners of her mouth curved and said in a tone that I didn't know whether it was pitiful or interesting: "The girl is very courageous~ Yes, you must continue to carry it forward!" ”

"What do you mean?"

Ban Yuehui, who was about to head towards the kitchen, stopped and looked at Lan Sui who was lying on the sofa with an unknown expression.

But all he got in response was Lan Sui's slight snoring.

He is known for falling asleep quickly, as long as there is no killing intent or hostility, Lan Sui will not get up if he doesn't sleep comfortably.

However, Ban Yuehui was a little speechless.

I don't know if you don't say that you will die if you leave half of your speech?!

However, before she could wait long in this tangled mood, she was pushed by Mi Peier and ran towards the kitchen, and at the same time she was still chanting words in her mouth:

"White rice, meat, fat, and some greens are better served as soup."

"Is this an order? Why is it so blurry? ”

Ban Yuehui was pushed into the kitchen with a look of astonishment, and then the sound of a cutting board colliding with kitchen knives, spatulas and iron pots sounded.

Oh yes!

There were a few more girlish exclamations.

However, Lan Sui had no way of knowing all this, that is, when he woke up, the sun had already set in the sky. All that remains is the deep blue sky.

"Sleep well."

I felt a little groggy and still awake in my head. Lan Sui commented on the sleep that lasted for more than 4 hours. But in the next moment, he was in a proper way. It made him feel like he hadn't woken up yet.

Ban Yuehui was lying on the ground with a tired face on her face, and Mi Pei'er sat beside her and gently stroked her stomach with a satisfied look.

No matter how you look at it, both of them seem to have experienced a fierce battle, and in the end, Banyue Hui is no match for Mi Pei'er, who is physically inhuman, and Mi Pei'er is enjoying the warmth of the lower abdomen and enjoying the aftertaste of "after-the-fact".

All right

In fact, this is all Lan Sui, the lily star man, who is making up all kinds of plots in his brain.

In this case, you don't need to think much to know that it is Ban Yuehui who has been providing food to Mi Peier, but she didn't expect Mi Peier to be too edible, and as a result, she was exhausted.

Lan Sui stepped over Ban Yuehui's "corpse" with a flat face and entered the kitchen, and began to look for food to eat.

However, there are only braised beef, mushroom stewed chicken and so on.

"Tsk"

Unpleasantly smashed his mouth, Lan Sui took out a bag of braised beef, and didn't bother to boil water or anything, so he grabbed the dough and started eating.

Not to mention, although it is not as good as the authentic crispy noodles, it is also more delicious.