Chapter 3 It's a little cool to be beaten
"I ......"
Really, you can still kiss her?!
Say, can't say; Fight, can't beat, the key is that I still owe her money!
As for kissing her?!
What are you kidding, it's better to commit suicide by electrocution!
Who can be blamed for this?!
By the way, who is to blame?!
Blame the system!
After eating more than 4,000 yuan of oceanic electricity, you can produce 3,000 yuan, isn't this a loss-making business?!
No, you must find a system to lose money!
Without waiting for Liu Jiangtao to find fault, the system has already taken the lead in making difficulties-
Didi, seeing the temporary host being bullied like this by a little woman, the system also felt embarrassed!!
As a systematic person, how can you be so cowardly?!
Random Missions Specially Releasedโโ
Random Task 1: Kiss her!
Note: Since the little woman prayed so sincerely, the host of the spicy system reluctantly sent a kind heart to reward you!
Success: Double the Bonus Attack Resistance Ability, Gold *10!
Failure: The system autonomously strips off the temporary host and finds a new one!
Slogan: Don't be cowardly, let's go to the !! โ
I ร!!!
Don't you want to be so tsundere?!
Still on it together?!
When you are beaten for a while, you will also be beaten with Lao Tzu?!
However, he really didn't dare to fight with the system, and the system stripped the host independently, that is to say, he had worked hard these days, and the "poof" sound was gone?! It's like excreting exhaust gases from the body!
Okay, it's a big deal not to get out of bed this month!
Thinking of this, Liu Jiangtao took a deep breath, and slowly showed a very lonely look on his face.
I'll poke it, this kid is from Sichuan, right?! Changing your face and playing so slippery?!
"Sister, I have something I want to tell you!"
The voice is deep and a little hoarse!
Listening to this hoarse voice that had never been seen before, Sister Bomb subconsciously took a step forward and said in a daze:
"Say!"
"Since you have invited the little brother so sincerely, then, the little brother will be as you wish......"
"Huh?!"
Sister Bomb looked confused!
What did the old lady sincerely invite?!
"Kiss Your !!"
Ga?!
What's that?!
In an instant, Sister Bomb was directly stunned!
It's not that she hasn't been molested, but she has never been molested by this kid!!
I've always teased this kid by myself, why is this kid so bold today?!
Without waiting for Sister Bomb to react, Liu Jiangtao saw the distance, instantly handed his face up, and then ......
"Wave!"
The big mouth of an unknown creature quickly touched the pretty face of Sister Bomb like a dragonfly......
The next moment-
"Take advantage of the old lady?! Damn ......"
"Ah......h
"Smack......
A gorgeous over-the-shoulder fall, and an unknown creature lives up to expectations and shoots at the ...... Phew, it's stuck on the wall, not to mention, the shape of the feet up and the head down is quite chic!
"Wow......"
The red-faced bomb sister ran away......
Tilting his head to look, I saw that Sister Bomb's ponytail was dangling and shaking, which was cute......
Seeing Sister Bomb leave, Liu Jiangtao took himself off the wall at this time, hehe smiled, don't say it, the ability to double the ability to resist hitting is really good, that is, it hurts a little bit when it hits the wall, and there is nothing else!
That's right, the moment this guy's bloody mouth touched the pretty face of Sister Bomb, the system's reward was distributed, and this guy also clicked to check it at lightning speed!
And then this guy's ability to resist attacks has doubled!
At the same time, this guy also opened a property page -
Name: Jiangtao Liu;
Gender: Male;
Age: 24/70 (a total of 70 years of life, 24 years now);
Item: Black Iron Gathering Order (Collect items of Plop quality across time and space)*1;
Gold: 10;
Attack: 5 (10);
Hit Resistance: 16 (10);
Stamina: 7 (10);
Hidden Attributes: Not enabled.
Has special abilities: None;
System Class: Temporary;
Privileged: Can accept the task. Gold Recycling Order (when the system is bound, the Gold Recycling Order will be automatically activated, and garbage collection can last for one month);
Note: The ability to resist hits, stamina, and attack power of a normal adult are all 10."
Ga?!
That's gone?!
The attack power is five, isn't this the legendary battle five scum?!
Before Liu Jiangtao finished his fight, a rush of footsteps sounded in the corridor again-
"Wow......"
At the same time as the footsteps came, the figure of Sister Bomb appeared in the corridor......
"Huh, are you alright?!"
Sister Bomb is very confident in the fall she just made, although she pulled it when she fell out and put the strength to the lightest, but even so, a scumbag like Liu Jiangtao will definitely not be able to get up within three minutes!
However, now this guy is jumping around, this is not scientific!
"Of course it's okay, Sister Bomb, from today onwards, the little brother is no longer the same little brother as before! Hey hey ......"
Saying that, this guy still stared at the side face that was kissed by himself just now!
"Go back to your pig's nest!"
The figure flashed, and Liu Jiangtao flew up again......
"Ah, you're really, sister......"
"Bang!"
This time, this guy happened to fall into his own pig's nest, bah, bed!
But this bed mess is no different from a pig's nest!
"It's so impatient, my dear sister......"
Before he finished speaking, a bright light flashed and smashed directly into Liu Jiangtao's arms......
"Bang!"
"Oops!"
"Don't ouch, like a! That's the old lady's special bone-setting medicine, it's cheaper for you kid! โ
After speaking, Sister Bomb glared at Liu Jiangtao viciously again, and then said word by word:
"Let go of your kid today, and next time I'll be so sassy, be careful that the old lady strips you naked, and see if the rest of your kid's body is as strong as the hair on your kid's pig's head!"
Ga?!
Looking at Sister Bomb who was about to turn around and leave, Liu Jiangtao's brain twitched, and the words popped out directly without going through his brain-
"I don't know if it's strong elsewhere, but the hair is quite strong, do you want to take a look now...... Ah, sister, don't, don't......"
"Bang ......"
"Don't slap your face, sister, my little brother eats with this face, oops, my hips are upturned...... Oops...... My charming long legs...... Oops...... This is the face, and the ...... who said yes and didn't slap the face"
"Bang ......"
After three minutes of passion, Sister Bomb left satisfied, leaving only Liu Jiangtao, crying and looking at the man in the mirror who was no longer handsome......
After looking at it for a moment, this guy finally sighed softly and muttered to himself in the mirror-
"Well, at least Lao Tzu's dark circles are still quite good, both sides are the same size, very symmetrical!"
As he spoke, he blinked those peach-like eyes, it hurt, it hurts!
Sigh lightly, it's all beaten like this, don't go out to wave, let's wash and sleep, anyway, it's Saturday, don't go to work!
That's right, although Liu Jiangtao's job is very average and the salary is also very average, the only good thing is that he has more rest time, no overtime from 9 to 5, and there are two days off!
In Zhengshi, this kind of company is hard to find.
After a minute of washing, this guy's eyes have swollen into peaches, and from a distance, this guy's eyes are a line on a peach......
Two minutes later, a certain person who forgot to eat was lying on the bed smiling evilly, while squeaking like a rat and nibbling half a pack of instant noodles......
Lao Tzu is a systematic person, hehe, soon Lao Tzu will be able to become the CEO and marry Sister Bomb, uh, phew, Sister Bomb is still forgotten, Te's excitement is hot, or marry Bai Fumei!
However, this system is a bit unreliable, you say that you have a trading platform, why do you publish such a cheating task?!
After others get the system, they are all shocked, and all kinds of hangings blow up the sky!
It's good to be yourself, and you were beaten up!
I was beaten up, and I was still beaten by a woman!
I was beaten by a woman, and I was beaten by such a goddess-like woman who looked delicate!
This, who to reason!
Do you want to squeeze out two tears of sadness?!
But this guy squeezed desperately for a long time, his eyes were squeezed, but not a single tear came down......
Not only that, this guy touched his peach, phew, it's his eyes, and he even has a little pride!
It's a little cool to be beaten!!
Do you think this is a shit?!
Isn't it shaking M?!
No, no, I'm a big man, a big man who stands up to the sky, how can it be a small man?! Is it Shake M?!
I am a systematic person, and I must clean up this little woman in the future, so that he knows what is called a man's domineering!!
That's right, that's it!
At this moment, Liu Jiangtao even fantasized about how he would clean up Sister Bomb, how to make him pretend to be a little woman in front of him, and how to clean up Sister Bomb in an indescribable way......
Thinking of the smugness, this guy laughed more and more treacherously......
"Quack Quack ......"
"What are you laughing at?! So proud?! โ
Ga?!
The voice is all too familiar!!
"Fried, fried ......"
"Don't blow it up, it's all beaten like this, and it's still!"
I'll poke it, who was the master beaten like this?!
"Sister, I'm ......"
"Don't let me do it, my sister made a little too much breakfast in the morning, I'll bring you a little ......"
Breakfast?!
Liu Jiangtao twitched his nose in an instant, well, it's really breakfast, it's so fragrant!
I opened the two lines on the peaches hard, and saw Sister Bomb holding breakfast in a daze, not to mention, the breakfast was quite rich, four buns, two meat and two vegetables, a bowl of millet porridge, a boiled egg, and a plate of small pickles!
Breakfast, isn't it familiar?!
The most common type of breakfast eaten at an outside breakfast shop?!
However, this is not comparable to the breakfast shop outside, this is made by Sister Bomb herself!
Since renting a house, Liu Jiangtao has never seen Sister Bomb go out to eat, all the meals are made by herself, just like this breakfast, the buns are made by Sister Bomb herself, the millet porridge is cooked by Sister Bomb herself, the boiled eggs are cooked by Sister Bomb, and even the small pickles are pickled by Sister Bomb herself with cucumbers!!
Uh, why do I say cucumber?!
I'm pure!!