Chapter 412: Aunt stands in the way before marriage, Aunt Savior after marriage
After the popularization of science, Chen Mo manipulated Liu Bei's EVA hanging on the crotch of his pants, facing the wind of the canyon, and said with great embarrassment:
"The human completion plan has been successful, I am no longer Pei Bao Eva, I am Pei Bao everything, Pei Bao God is also!"
The sailors were collectively speechless.
"Hanging King, I heard that you should be 20 years old, right? Why is it still so sick? ”
"If you pretend to be forced, you will be struck by lightning!"
"I understand the reason, but when will you put down Liu Bei on the crotch?"
"Is this Pei Capture God, who has become a complete form, powerful, Hang Wang?"
Chen Mo glanced at his mobile phone screen and found that the skills, attributes, and equipment of the four heroes that he had absorbed were all attributed to him.
was thinking about demonstrating a wave of Pei Capture God to water friends, and at this time, words appeared on the kill broadcast again.
"Ahem...... That hanging king, you're almost done with this one, can we talk? ”
However, at this time, the other five decisively chose to surrender.
Chen Mo finally finished the plug-in three times randomly and became Pei Baoshen, and before he could start to be cool, the other side actually surrendered!
This makes him angry!
Chen Mo typed directly on the chat window: "Talk about your sister!" Stay and go, wait for when Lao Tzu is angry, and when will I talk to you! I don't have time to bother with you right now!
Angry! ”
Chen Pengfei is angry!
I'm a senior leader of TiMi, can you, a streamer who eats from our games, respect me a little?
I don't want to lose face?
Chen Mo didn't care so much, who let this guy send a message at that time, he didn't install the last wave of b, and the live broadcast effect didn't come out!
"In order to make up for the fact that Pei Baoshen didn't show it to you at the end, let's tell two jokes.
One is a real thing, not a joke, it is what happened to Mr. Dongguo, the author whom King Hangwang admires the most, and what happened to Mr. Dongguo, the most handsome male author of Penguin Literature Network.
He has been living with a female ticket for a long time now.
But after all, it's very tiring to go to work, and when I get home, I want to take a shower and rest and sleep directly, and I don't want to hehehehe.
He took off her clothes naked, and then said to him: Don't wear pajamas, it's cold, hug me, okay?
Then Dongguo had no choice but to take off all his clothes.
Then he felt his female ticket on him.
Tonabe immediately said that he was too tired to want it.
His female ticket said that she was just touching and had no other meaning.
Those little hands, wandering back and forth on Dongguo's body, touching and touching, he felt it, and he didn't need her female ticket to ask for it, he turned over and started to do that......
Dongguo also told me that this is exactly the same as the method he used to coax the girl to go to bed back then!
But now he is deceived by female tickets every day by this means, and his health is getting worse day by day. ”
"Hahahaha, I feel sorry for the East Pot for three seconds!"
"Come out and mix, sooner or later you will have to pay it back!"
"Let the female ticket taste the sweetness, she has 10,000 ways to squeeze you dry!"
"I feel like my girlfriend is better at that, and she does everything I need whenever I want it.
Never reach out to me when I don't want to.
But one thing that didn't bother me was that she didn't move much. ”
"Upstairs, I understand you, after all, it's inflatable, not so humane!"
"It's still the same sentence, the drought dies, the waterlogging dies, the grass!"
"Heaven is a good reincarnation, who will be spared by the sky!"
"My aunt stood in the way before marriage, and my aunt was the savior after marriage, that's what she said."
Yang Yuchan turned her head, smiled evilly and drilled into Chen Mo's arms: "Husband, people are a little cold, why don't you take off your clothes and hug me?" ”
As she spoke, Yang Yuchan also gently pulled the ribbon on her shoulders down, revealing most of her fragrant shoulders and almost three-quarters of the white rabbit!
Chen Mo almost didn't hold it, but fortunately, Yang Yuchan smiled and said, "When I get married in the future, I finally know how to squeeze you dry."
So you don't have the energy to go out and find the leprechauns! ”
Chen Mo flicked Yang Yuchan's forehead: "Naughty little know!"
Okay, one last paragraph.
I have a buddy who is very handsome, and he is very protective of his shortcomings, and he is also very good to his friends.
He found a girlfriend, and the two of them have been like glue for more than half a year.
Girlfriends are often insulted by the boss in the dormitory.
His girlfriend didn't dare to say anything.
Later, my buddy found out and announced that he had broken up with his girlfriend on the same day, and then went to pursue the dormitory boss in her dormitory.
It took three days to catch up.
We still wonder in our hearts, how do people say that they can change now, and the speed of this scumbag is too fast, right?
However, once the two went out to play, they didn't go back to the dormitory, and the next day the school posted a bar full of photos of the girl. ”
"Damn, this guy is so handsome!"
"You can tell a story by Andersen!"
"Don't believe it, unless you scald Ding Ding with boiling water!"
"This wave of retribution is too sharp, well done! But please post the photo and sit back and wait online. ”
"The most bitter thing I have ever eaten is her wedding candy, the most sour thing thing I have ever drunk is her wedding wine, the hottest thing I have ever taken is her wedding card, and what makes me the happiest is that her son is like me."
"How can you be a Suba, you have more than 200 pounds, it's hard to be a brother."
"Then the boss found his buddy's father in a heartbroken situation, and after five days he became the stepmother of this buddy, and on the sixth day this buddy broke off the father-son relationship with his father."
At this time, Chen Pengfei couldn't stand waiting anymore.
As a senior leader of a company, he has always been waiting for him, where has he been waiting for a small anchor like now?
So he directly sent a message to Chen Mo in the game: "Hang the king, don't go too far!" I'm talking to you now to give you face! Provoke me, believe it or not, you don't have good fruit to eat?
”
Chen Mo smiled.
Talk to me to save face?
If you can find the IP address of the anti-heaven plug-in system, do you need to give me face?
Chen Mo smiled arrogantly: "Don't, don't, don't!" Don't give me face! I'm a thick-skinned person, and the last thing I lack is face!
I don't have anything to talk to you, so don't give me good fruit to eat.
Hey, it's not interesting for a person to open a thief chicken, do you want to open up the source code of the plug-in and let the whole people open it? ”
Chen Pengfei's face turned black when he heard this.
If such an awesome plug-in is open to the source code, then what is it?!
The glory of kings has to be crushed by the plug-in like PUBG!
He immediately softened and said: "Big brother, big brother and little brother are wrong, don't open your old man's house!" ”
Chen Mo didn't want to open source at all, because if he opened it alone, he would be arrested by the police uncle and pulled down after two sentences.
China's current laws do not have any penalties for individuals.
But if you open up the code, it's a completely different nature!
Besides, he doesn't have a plug-in source code, and the whole body system does it himself.